Mike Innocenzi
@pantagrapher.bsky.social
There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Crazy that 40 years ago Bette Midler sued Ford for impersonating her voice in a commercial but these days you can make fake porn of actual children and everyone is confused about whether there’s any legal remedy.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Crazy that 40 years ago Bette Midler sued Ford for impersonating her voice in a commercial but these days you can make fake porn of actual children and everyone is confused about whether there’s any legal remedy.
My pet theory is that Trump is desperate to put his name on a check this summer but he has to claim it came from a magical money pile somewhere.
The number of ways this is unconstitutional lunacy
is…a lot
is…a lot
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My pet theory is that Trump is desperate to put his name on a check this summer but he has to claim it came from a magical money pile somewhere.
Wow. Wow.
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Wow. Wow.
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415 North Central Avenue
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
415 North Central Avenue
Spelling Bee added “torta” but continues to disrespect “abattoir.”
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Spelling Bee added “torta” but continues to disrespect “abattoir.”
I like where they suggest the use of lethal force is wrong unless some police officers die first.
White House's newly-posted "timeline" of Jan 6 blames Capitol Police for Jan 6, which included an attack on ..... Capitol Police
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I like where they suggest the use of lethal force is wrong unless some police officers die first.
The hostility toward “less” has been out of control for a decade. “Less” is just as correct as “fewer” in most cases and almost always sounds better to the ear. Don’t even get me started on abominations like “fewer than 90%” and “fewer than 5 days.”
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The hostility toward “less” has been out of control for a decade. “Less” is just as correct as “fewer” in most cases and almost always sounds better to the ear. Don’t even get me started on abominations like “fewer than 90%” and “fewer than 5 days.”
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Berwyn Cicero Rapid Response reports just now that a significant number of federal agents have returned to Chicago this afternoon.
Widespread community alert has been issued:
Widespread community alert has been issued:
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Berwyn Cicero Rapid Response reports just now that a significant number of federal agents have returned to Chicago this afternoon.
Widespread community alert has been issued:
Widespread community alert has been issued:
Rapaport is much more suited to his role as the King of Piss.
Did we see this? V funny.
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
Michael Rapaport is running for New York mayor in 2029 to save city from 'evil' Zohran Mamdani
Michael Rapaport has announced his candidacy for mayor of New York City, citing his desire to oppose the 'evil' Zohran Mamdani, who he believes will 'supersede all our fears.'
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Rapaport is much more suited to his role as the King of Piss.
I was just talking the other day about this interview with one of Béla Tarr’s cinematographers. Good stuff. thefilmstage.com/all-great-dp...
“All Great DPs Become Alcoholics”: Rob Tregenza on Shooting Béla Tarr’s Werckmeister Harmonies
I was very gratified by the response to last year's interview with Rob Tregenza, a Zelig-like figure of modern cinema. Our very long, multi-Zoom conversation covered a life in film: four features, che...
thefilmstage.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I was just talking the other day about this interview with one of Béla Tarr’s cinematographers. Good stuff. thefilmstage.com/all-great-dp...
RIP
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
RIP
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
They’re going to end up re-kidnapping him to get him out of our legal system.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
They’re going to end up re-kidnapping him to get him out of our legal system.
My wife kicked me out of bed cuz I farted so bad and I broke my pinkie toe on a dresser trying to find my way out of the bedroom in the dark (we were staying at her sister’s house).
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My wife kicked me out of bed cuz I farted so bad and I broke my pinkie toe on a dresser trying to find my way out of the bedroom in the dark (we were staying at her sister’s house).
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Cat Sharp has suspended her campaign for the Cook County 12th District commissioner seat, due to having to fight the bogus federal charges from participating in the Broadview protests
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Cat Sharp has suspended her campaign for the Cook County 12th District commissioner seat, due to having to fight the bogus federal charges from participating in the Broadview protests
Let’s go Redbirds!
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Let’s go Redbirds!
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This framing based on Trump's putative "desires" and "interests" and what he says--without any reality checks in the hed or subhed--is incredibly dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/w...
What to Know About Trump’s Desire to Take Over Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This framing based on Trump's putative "desires" and "interests" and what he says--without any reality checks in the hed or subhed--is incredibly dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/w...
How do you not take a timeout there? Ben Johnson must be using this game as a training exercise or something.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
How do you not take a timeout there? Ben Johnson must be using this game as a training exercise or something.
@thelou137.bsky.social got today’s Wordle in 2 and I know she won’t brag about it so I will. Not an easy word!
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
@thelou137.bsky.social got today’s Wordle in 2 and I know she won’t brag about it so I will. Not an easy word!
First few days don’t count.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
First few days don’t count.
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Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
Exactly. It’s the Saddam Trap all over again.
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Exactly. It’s the Saddam Trap all over again.