Mike Innocenzi
@pantagrapher.bsky.social
There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.
They’re going to end up re-kidnapping him to get him out of our legal system.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
They’re going to end up re-kidnapping him to get him out of our legal system.
My wife kicked me out of bed cuz I farted so bad and I broke my pinkie toe on a dresser trying to find my way out of the bedroom in the dark (we were staying at her sister’s house).
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My wife kicked me out of bed cuz I farted so bad and I broke my pinkie toe on a dresser trying to find my way out of the bedroom in the dark (we were staying at her sister’s house).
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Cat Sharp has suspended her campaign for the Cook County 12th District commissioner seat, due to having to fight the bogus federal charges from participating in the Broadview protests
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Cat Sharp has suspended her campaign for the Cook County 12th District commissioner seat, due to having to fight the bogus federal charges from participating in the Broadview protests
Let’s go Redbirds!
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Let’s go Redbirds!
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This framing based on Trump's putative "desires" and "interests" and what he says--without any reality checks in the hed or subhed--is incredibly dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/w...
What to Know About Trump’s Desire to Take Over Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This framing based on Trump's putative "desires" and "interests" and what he says--without any reality checks in the hed or subhed--is incredibly dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/05/w...
How do you not take a timeout there? Ben Johnson must be using this game as a training exercise or something.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
How do you not take a timeout there? Ben Johnson must be using this game as a training exercise or something.
@thelou137.bsky.social got today’s Wordle in 2 and I know she won’t brag about it so I will. Not an easy word!
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
@thelou137.bsky.social got today’s Wordle in 2 and I know she won’t brag about it so I will. Not an easy word!
First few days don’t count.
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
First few days don’t count.
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Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.
Exactly. It’s the Saddam Trap all over again.
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Exactly. It’s the Saddam Trap all over again.
Reuters busting out the pom poms
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Reuters busting out the pom poms
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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Mamdani setting up a permitting reform and land inventory task force is some real sickos yes stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Mamdani setting up a permitting reform and land inventory task force is some real sickos yes stuff.
Pale Fire
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Pale Fire
There’s like 5 or 6 guys on Indiana that I could see playing in the NFL next week.
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
There’s like 5 or 6 guys on Indiana that I could see playing in the NFL next week.
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
Those Oregon helmets are pretty sweet.
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Those Oregon helmets are pretty sweet.
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Here’s my alderman telling people not to take public transit on the drunkest night of the year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here’s my alderman telling people not to take public transit on the drunkest night of the year.
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The Apartment is a Christmas movie and a New Year's Eve movie and a perfect movie, period
December 25, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The Apartment is a Christmas movie and a New Year's Eve movie and a perfect movie, period
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This is the Sun-Times in a nutshell. On one hand, we were headed by this lipless smug asshat who we paid $900,000 to browbeat cringing underlings. On the other, we prominently laid out the whole story on a day the paper was rattling the cup extra hard. Whew.
chicago.suntimes.com/work/2025/12...
chicago.suntimes.com/work/2025/12...
Ex-CEO of Chicago Public Media saw $900,000 payout in 2024, IRS filings show
Compensation for Matt Moog rose as the company slashed jobs at the Chicago Sun-Times and at WBEZ.
chicago.suntimes.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is the Sun-Times in a nutshell. On one hand, we were headed by this lipless smug asshat who we paid $900,000 to browbeat cringing underlings. On the other, we prominently laid out the whole story on a day the paper was rattling the cup extra hard. Whew.
chicago.suntimes.com/work/2025/12...
chicago.suntimes.com/work/2025/12...
Hadn’t watched What’s Up, Doc? in forever and damn that’s a great movie.
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hadn’t watched What’s Up, Doc? in forever and damn that’s a great movie.
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This article about Trump policy toward Russia and Ukraine is exceptional but I just want to focus on what a vacuous tool Pete Hegseth is:
Example 1 - he refused to meet with his predecessor:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Example 1 - he refused to meet with his predecessor:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This article about Trump policy toward Russia and Ukraine is exceptional but I just want to focus on what a vacuous tool Pete Hegseth is:
Example 1 - he refused to meet with his predecessor:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Example 1 - he refused to meet with his predecessor:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...