Haley 🛸
@pankhearst.bsky.social
28 | 🏳️⚧️ | writer, reader, cinephile, weirdo, and occasional mistress of your personal dungeon | I have more ideas than I know what to do with | BLM | 🇵🇸 | she/her
I don’t see a way in which we don’t get a whole season of The Muppet Show out of this. I just hope that when they do it, episodes are released weekly.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I don’t see a way in which we don’t get a whole season of The Muppet Show out of this. I just hope that when they do it, episodes are released weekly.
Been having one of those times lately where I’m convinced I’m totally undesirable and unsexy and unattractive.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Been having one of those times lately where I’m convinced I’m totally undesirable and unsexy and unattractive.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
HOLY SHIT THEY NAILED THE MUPPET SHOW REBOOT I NEED 17 SEASONS YESTERDAY
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
HOLY SHIT THEY NAILED THE MUPPET SHOW REBOOT I NEED 17 SEASONS YESTERDAY
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how to cope with all the news in the galaxy
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
how to cope with all the news in the galaxy
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The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Homan in Minneapolis: "Effective immediately, we will draw down 700 people effective today."
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a national holiday (Muppet Show back from the dead)
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a national holiday (Muppet Show back from the dead)
In the past two days at work, I have:
1) been screamed at over the phone because the patient I was speaking to hadn’t received a call back from the doctor since she called an hour ago
2) been called a gorilla.
Paradise.
1) been screamed at over the phone because the patient I was speaking to hadn’t received a call back from the doctor since she called an hour ago
2) been called a gorilla.
Paradise.
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
In the past two days at work, I have:
1) been screamed at over the phone because the patient I was speaking to hadn’t received a call back from the doctor since she called an hour ago
2) been called a gorilla.
Paradise.
1) been screamed at over the phone because the patient I was speaking to hadn’t received a call back from the doctor since she called an hour ago
2) been called a gorilla.
Paradise.
Somebody needed to pop Steve Whitmire’s ego bubble a long time ago, and the problem is only getting worse.
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Somebody needed to pop Steve Whitmire’s ego bubble a long time ago, and the problem is only getting worse.
I was talking with a patient about the Great Groundhog’s prediction and without skipping a beat, she went, “I’m gonna shoot him.”
Fuck the Punxsutawney Phil. I break his back and make him humble.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I was talking with a patient about the Great Groundhog’s prediction and without skipping a beat, she went, “I’m gonna shoot him.”
Art I made of my new D&D character | her mini
February 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Art I made of my new D&D character | her mini
I’ve been struggling with my 3D printer since I got it, but now we’re rockin’ and rollin’!
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’ve been struggling with my 3D printer since I got it, but now we’re rockin’ and rollin’!
Absolutely ridiculous that I’m at work and not being made out with rn
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Absolutely ridiculous that I’m at work and not being made out with rn
Once again considering a podcast even though I know I’d get bored or busy and stop after producing (but not publishing!) a single episode
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Once again considering a podcast even though I know I’d get bored or busy and stop after producing (but not publishing!) a single episode
If she’s Ladyhawke does that make him Lordwolfe?
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
If she’s Ladyhawke does that make him Lordwolfe?
Screaming isn’t a crime, let alone one punishable by public execution with no trial, Todd!
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche: "He [Alex Pretti] was not protesting peacefully. He was screaming in the face of ICE, he had a phone up right into ICE's face. You tell me: is that protesting peacefully?"
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Screaming isn’t a crime, let alone one punishable by public execution with no trial, Todd!
Boss just called. No work tomorrow!
a little girl is dancing in a room with the words yes ! imgplay below her
Alt: a little girl dancing with enthusiasm.
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Boss just called. No work tomorrow!
Stopped at the library to stock up on movies for the winter storm. Cute girl asked for a recommendation on classic movies. The exact moment I’ve been training for.
a man with long hair is sitting in a car with his eyes closed
Alt: Nic Cage in Con Air, basking in the sun with a smile on his face.
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Stopped at the library to stock up on movies for the winter storm. Cute girl asked for a recommendation on classic movies. The exact moment I’ve been training for.
You’re telling me they didn’t have a smaller box to ship this in?
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You’re telling me they didn’t have a smaller box to ship this in?
Courtney B. Vance does a really nice job as Zeus in season 2 of Percy Jackson. I’d say he does a GREAT job, but for the fact that we’ve already seen Lance Reddick in the role.
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Courtney B. Vance does a really nice job as Zeus in season 2 of Percy Jackson. I’d say he does a GREAT job, but for the fact that we’ve already seen Lance Reddick in the role.
Thinking about the bit in the Mothman Prophecies movie where the old professor compares the ultraterrestrials to a window washer. And I actually think it’s an even better metaphor than they address in the movie. Walk with me. 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Thinking about the bit in the Mothman Prophecies movie where the old professor compares the ultraterrestrials to a window washer. And I actually think it’s an even better metaphor than they address in the movie. Walk with me. 🧵
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I'm fairly certain this phenomenon was documented by Gary Larson decades ago...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/s...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/s...
Researchers identify tool use in a pet cow, indicating livestock might be smarter than thought | CNN
A new study is the first to describe tool use in a cow. It could be evidence that livestock has higher cognitive capabilities than once thought, researchers say.
www.cnn.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I'm fairly certain this phenomenon was documented by Gary Larson decades ago...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/s...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/s...