Haley 🛸
LightNews LightNews
banner
pankhearst.bsky.social
Haley 🛸
@pankhearst.bsky.social
440 followers 150 following 1.2K posts
28 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | writer, reader, cinephile, weirdo, and occasional elven rogue | I have more ideas than I know what to do with | BLM | 🇵🇸 | she/her
Posts Replies Media Videos
pankhearst.bsky.social
Help! I can’t stop thinking about that picture of Anne Hathaway as Penelope in Nolan’s Odyssey movie!
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
David Bradley as the blind man in Frankenstein (2025). The image has been edited to show him wearing a shirt that says “I’m not the stepdad. I’m just the dad that stepped up.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
We’re supposed to dress like gay icons for my sister’s bachelorette party. I think I came through.
Haley in costume as First Mate Piggy from The Muppet Show.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
These pictures of me as Helena in A Midsummer Night’s Dream are cracking me up, so I thought I’d share.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Indrid and his namesake.
A picture of a black cat lounging on a bed. The tag around his neck is a blue star that says “Indrid,” and next to him is a copy of the book “Beyond Lanulos: Our Fifty Years With Indrid Cold” by Taunia Derenberger-Bowman
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Scenes from the last night of Dracula. TW: fake blood
A woman with long black hair stands in an old-fashioned wedding gown. Her mouth and the entire front of the dress are drenched in crimson blood. She carries a bouquet of flowers, similarly stained, wrapped in a black ribbon which reads “Dearly departed” A person in a white shirt, khaki pants, and patchwork vest grins at the camera with two thumbs up. Its mouth and shirt are are covered in blood. A woman in a white corset makes the “rock on” hand gesture with both handed her chest and hands are splattered with blood. Another woman with wild hair and sharp fangs stands behind her, baring her teeth at the camera.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Star Wars opening crawl-style text which reads “EPISODE III: THE RISE OF KALOKAIRI. The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late DONNA SHERIDAN.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Doug Jones as Baron Afanas in What We Do in the Shadows
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Unintentional selfie I took last night and I think I look really hot in it.
Haley in a Ghostbusters jumpsuit. She has a proton pack on her back and a pair of green ecto-goggles on her forehead.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
MOTHER. IT IS TIME FOR MY BEDTIME REPAST. CEASE YOUR INANE BABBLINGS WITH PAPÁ AND BESTOW UNTO ME MY CANNED CHICKEN.
Haley’s black cat, Indrid, sitting in front of his food bowl and staring at the camera.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Passed not one, but TWO of these blue Plymouths just now — fiancée and I both yelled “THE KING!”
Picture of an old blue Plymouth with a massive Spoiler being pulled on a flatbed trailer A picture of “The King,” Strip Weathers, from Disney and Pixar’s Cars. He’s a blue Plymouth with the number 43 and DinoCo livery.
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
I INVOKE DUPLICITYYYY
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Hello, bees! It’s me, Jester!
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Oh hey I saw an endangered species in the wild the other day.
A picture of the Goodyear blimp flying across a cloudy sky.
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
The kids say hi.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
My open tabs are just so incredibly on-brand for me.
Screenshot of Haley’s open tabs: a Google search for “northern white rhinoceros,” a fandom wiki entry on “The Sandown Clown,” and Wikipedia articles on “Sea Peoples” and “Trojan War” More open tabs: Wikipedia articles for orichalcum, Benjamin Franklin, and Konstantins Raudive, as well as a Google search for Cambodian architecture More open tabs. A Google search for Vlad Tepes, an Anchorage Daily News obituary for 480 Otis the bear, and two recipes for edible blood, one of which is washable.
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
the meme of the fat cat captioned “heavy breathing”
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
heeheehoohoo I cast I’ll-put-free-ads-for-your-podcast-website-YouTube-etc-in-the-zine-you-just-need-to-ask!
a silly little line drawing of a wizard
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
I RESPOND BY CASTING SEND-YOUR-JOKES-MUSINGS-OR-OTHER-RANDOM-THOUGHTS-ABOUT-THE-PHENOMENA-TO-HALEYPANKHEARST@GMAIL-SO-I-CAN-PUT-THOSE-IN-A-ZINE-TOO!
A wizard summoning lightning.
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
I CAST SEND-TALES-OF-YOUR-PARANORMAL-EXPERIENCES-TO-HALEYPANKHEARST@GMAIL-SO-I-CAN-PUT-THEM-IN-A-ZINE!!!!!
A wizard casting a spell. You feel compelled to oblige to his request
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Indrid, a black cat, watches an orange goldfish swimming around in its tank.
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A picture of an adorable little piglet being brushed.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
pankhearst.bsky.social
Got engaged this morning; had to visit an old friend and tell him about it.
Picture of Haley and her fiancee Ally with Mickey Mouse.
September 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
pankhearst.bsky.social
2-panel comic. In the first panel, a guy in a shirt and tie stands angrily with his arms crossed. In the second panel, he throws his arms up and yells “I guess!”
September 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM