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"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:
"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
Queen Liballi-sharrat, the wife of king Ashurbanipal, and his sister Sherua-etirat were both literate.
In fact, Sherua-etirat once scolded her sister, then the crown princess, for not doing her homework. Literacy, it seemed, was an expectation of these Assyrian queens.
In fact, Sherua-etirat once scolded her sister, then the crown princess, for not doing her homework. Literacy, it seemed, was an expectation of these Assyrian queens.
April 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:
"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan
mark cuban says PANIC
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
mark cuban says PANIC
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sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you
January 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you
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me
a werewolf transformation that correlates to moon phases. like during a thin crescent you’re mostly human but with a wet nose
December 9, 2024 at 11:50 PM
me
the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?
call it a zoonosis the way he got the me bug
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
call it a zoonosis the way he got the me bug
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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
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hawk thee tuah nunnery
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM
hawk thee tuah nunnery
all oranges should be easy peel oranges
November 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
all oranges should be easy peel oranges
you call me misbeliever, mark? youtu.be/-vSR6W8_uBU
Paterson Joseph as Shylock: 'You call me misbeliever' | Shakespeare Solos
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November 27, 2024 at 11:57 PM
you call me misbeliever, mark? youtu.be/-vSR6W8_uBU
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Tucker Carlson confesses
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Tucker Carlson confesses
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Every once in a while some senator you’ve never heard of revives a dead Twitter account to say like, “waiting in drive thru line, ironic! not driving thru here at the moment. big BEEF on the way and the kids are drying tears on the seatbelt.”
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Every once in a while some senator you’ve never heard of revives a dead Twitter account to say like, “waiting in drive thru line, ironic! not driving thru here at the moment. big BEEF on the way and the kids are drying tears on the seatbelt.”
how it feels to sleep in
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
how it feels to sleep in
i can understand logicians insofar as learning logic makes it impossible to resist telling people uninteresting facts about logic
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
i can understand logicians insofar as learning logic makes it impossible to resist telling people uninteresting facts about logic
only a logician would think to teach intro logic with a natural deduction system featuring only ->, ¬, and ∀
November 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
only a logician would think to teach intro logic with a natural deduction system featuring only ->, ¬, and ∀
"The N being, of course, a dialectic redundance, Apoleon is simply a form of Apollo. The European conquests of Napoleon are thus figurative expressions for the rising sun, which, though spreading over the continent of Europe, was unable to penetrate the cloudy atmosphere of Britain."
November 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
"The N being, of course, a dialectic redundance, Apoleon is simply a form of Apollo. The European conquests of Napoleon are thus figurative expressions for the rising sun, which, though spreading over the continent of Europe, was unable to penetrate the cloudy atmosphere of Britain."
sky as thin as paper we're having today
November 25, 2024 at 3:12 PM
sky as thin as paper we're having today