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my friends cat built like a hot dog
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
my friends cat built like a hot dog
i said “authenticity was invented by the defense lawyers at Nuremberg and propagated by psychologists who wanted to deny the awful inhumanity of mankind” and my therapist said “let’s try to stay within the CPT framework”
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i said “authenticity was invented by the defense lawyers at Nuremberg and propagated by psychologists who wanted to deny the awful inhumanity of mankind” and my therapist said “let’s try to stay within the CPT framework”
took two phone calls in the bath
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
took two phone calls in the bath
yall wouldn’t even want to know the community service options i’d be offering if i were a Soviet-style rural judge in America rn
QUESTION: So anybody could just start posting in like r/gooncels selfies with captions like “Cum now and break the cycle. Turn off your phone and read Brecht” and you’d have a legit cult in like 2-3 weeks, right?
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
yall wouldn’t even want to know the community service options i’d be offering if i were a Soviet-style rural judge in America rn
QUESTION: So anybody could just start posting in like r/gooncels selfies with captions like “Cum now and break the cycle. Turn off your phone and read Brecht” and you’d have a legit cult in like 2-3 weeks, right?
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
QUESTION: So anybody could just start posting in like r/gooncels selfies with captions like “Cum now and break the cycle. Turn off your phone and read Brecht” and you’d have a legit cult in like 2-3 weeks, right?
near complete generational vanishing of Men Who Won’t Drive Automatic. Extinct form of misogyny.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
near complete generational vanishing of Men Who Won’t Drive Automatic. Extinct form of misogyny.
Tonight in Chicago: get the News, in person!
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Tonight in Chicago: get the News, in person!
SITE AS SERVICE ONLINE MARKETING: Alleviate customer pain holistically. Our new app “Heere” lets you listen to feedback with empathy.
THERAPIST/PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR ONLINE MARKETING: I can only accept patients with these class codes. I have a baccalaureate in Geography in my mental hard drive.
THERAPIST/PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR ONLINE MARKETING: I can only accept patients with these class codes. I have a baccalaureate in Geography in my mental hard drive.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
SITE AS SERVICE ONLINE MARKETING: Alleviate customer pain holistically. Our new app “Heere” lets you listen to feedback with empathy.
THERAPIST/PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR ONLINE MARKETING: I can only accept patients with these class codes. I have a baccalaureate in Geography in my mental hard drive.
THERAPIST/PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR ONLINE MARKETING: I can only accept patients with these class codes. I have a baccalaureate in Geography in my mental hard drive.
RIP Qasem Soleimani I know you if you were here today you would have slapped this boutique bumper sticker on your amazing Chinese EV Hummer
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
RIP Qasem Soleimani I know you if you were here today you would have slapped this boutique bumper sticker on your amazing Chinese EV Hummer
Who was going to tell me that Lulu (2011) is both the best Metallica and Lou Reed record? Riff City and some of the best lyrics I’ve heard: “I want to have you doubting every meaning you’ve amassed like a fortune” — gorgeous romantic plea against the psychotic turn towards capitalist interiority
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Who was going to tell me that Lulu (2011) is both the best Metallica and Lou Reed record? Riff City and some of the best lyrics I’ve heard: “I want to have you doubting every meaning you’ve amassed like a fortune” — gorgeous romantic plea against the psychotic turn towards capitalist interiority
anyone got the polymarket over/under on whether pigs are gonna start flying?
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
anyone got the polymarket over/under on whether pigs are gonna start flying?
PLEASE let me peek behind your skinwalker form to behold your monstrous true body. PLEASE let me behold the horrors beyond comprehension I promise I can handle it PLEASE GODDESS
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
PLEASE let me peek behind your skinwalker form to behold your monstrous true body. PLEASE let me behold the horrors beyond comprehension I promise I can handle it PLEASE GODDESS
I’m the only person at this “gay”Halloween to have even heard of Lydia Tár
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m the only person at this “gay”Halloween to have even heard of Lydia Tár
Three 6 Mafia could’ve written Three Body Problem but Liu Cixin never could have penned Body Parts 3
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Three 6 Mafia could’ve written Three Body Problem but Liu Cixin never could have penned Body Parts 3
p.e. moskowitz
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
p.e. moskowitz
Poem about the freedom that will abound when all of our bullshit is over
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Poem about the freedom that will abound when all of our bullshit is over
how it feels to be an oldhead slurping 400 μg of pure liquid acid from the cupped palms of a stranger at your 47th Phish concert
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
how it feels to be an oldhead slurping 400 μg of pure liquid acid from the cupped palms of a stranger at your 47th Phish concert
laughing crying re-discovering this inexplicable letterboxd review of mine
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
laughing crying re-discovering this inexplicable letterboxd review of mine
If anyone in Chicago’s got upcoming tickets to #ChicagoInternationFilmFestival screenings and is interested in trading, I’ve got a ticket to the sold-out “The Holy Boy” screening tonight at 10:45, AMC Newcity. DMs open!
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If anyone in Chicago’s got upcoming tickets to #ChicagoInternationFilmFestival screenings and is interested in trading, I’ve got a ticket to the sold-out “The Holy Boy” screening tonight at 10:45, AMC Newcity. DMs open!
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The Sun-Times is reporting Border Patrol took at least two teenage boys today when they hit Little Village, again.
One is said to be a 16-year old student, U.S. citizen, and student at Benito Juarez Community Academy.
One is said to be a 16-year old student, U.S. citizen, and student at Benito Juarez Community Academy.
Federal agents detain Little Village high school student, deploy tear gas in faceoff with protesters
Feds wearing military-style camouflage gear and gas masks were seen tear-gassing and pepper-spraying protesters during the confrontation near a discount mall.
chicago.suntimes.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Sun-Times is reporting Border Patrol took at least two teenage boys today when they hit Little Village, again.
One is said to be a 16-year old student, U.S. citizen, and student at Benito Juarez Community Academy.
One is said to be a 16-year old student, U.S. citizen, and student at Benito Juarez Community Academy.
I’ve got a volunteer shift I need to give up for Friday if anyone wants to see either/both of the new Radu Jude’s! #CIFF #ChicagoInternationalFilmFestival
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’ve got a volunteer shift I need to give up for Friday if anyone wants to see either/both of the new Radu Jude’s! #CIFF #ChicagoInternationalFilmFestival
2nd CIFF dispatch. Renoir is the sort of movie I’m always happy to see, but perhaps a bit more reluctant to recommend. If you got called an “old soul” a lot as a child, this one may be for you! boxd.it/bptrzD
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
2nd CIFF dispatch. Renoir is the sort of movie I’m always happy to see, but perhaps a bit more reluctant to recommend. If you got called an “old soul” a lot as a child, this one may be for you! boxd.it/bptrzD
Volunteering at Chicago International Film Festival for the 1st time. I’m blown away by how electric the environment is. I feel very lucky that I’m getting to help out a small part and get to see so many movies! I’ll be posting reviews throughout the fest: what a way to start it! boxd.it/bpF7D5
A ★★★★★ review of Young Mothers (2025)
CIFF #1: During the Q&A, the unthinkable happened: an audience member asked a poignant, relevant question. The good Samaritan spoke at length, alternating English and French: "In the history of cinema...
boxd.it
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Volunteering at Chicago International Film Festival for the 1st time. I’m blown away by how electric the environment is. I feel very lucky that I’m getting to help out a small part and get to see so many movies! I’ll be posting reviews throughout the fest: what a way to start it! boxd.it/bpF7D5
