I think I'm in love with Hannah Fry. The only person who hasn't instantly made me want to block a Facebook video

Oh well, blocked by Robin Ince. That's my first Blue Sky block. Always assumed it would be someone I generally disagreed with on most things, but seemingly not.

"Beating" cancer is very much like winning the Olympic marathon in an empty stadium with the lights out and being handed a medal by Mr Griffiths off Grange Hill whilst he's busy with a dustpan and brush. Underwhelming.

The problem with this place is that almost anyone with a decent number of followers (I'm talking 1000+) seems to be hedging their bets. So a lot of the content replicates Twitter, and habit then results in smaller accounts like mine responding on Twitter without thinking.

There is something magical about uncorking a special bottle of wine, and by uncorking I mean twisting the cap off, and by special I mean any.

It was a mutually beneficial split - Emmerdale broadened its scope and continued as a successful soap, while the Farm went on to have chart success with hits such as Groovy Train and All Together Now.

Already done my first Bluesky unfollow. The cardinal rule - if I want the news I'll look for it. I don't need it sprayed at me like silage.

Already done my first Bluesky unfollow. The cardinal rule - if I want the news I'll look for it. I don't need it sprayed at me like silage.

Unlike "the other place" I'm gonna make a real concerted effort to build a following on here with pithy insightful commentary on the issues of the day. That Donald Trump eh? He's orange and has shit hair.
Tune in tomorrow for more hilarious satire.