Padded Aussie
@paddedaussie.bsky.social
The Biggest Little You Know.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Grumpy Bear Fanclub.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Grumpy Bear Fanclub.
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Any more Christmas pudding and I may have to retire my Christmas romper. 😳
I don’t know if I could mentally handle Barney asking me to be his valentine.
My parents are preparing to move houses, so as part of our Christmas presents, they gave me and my siblings "nostalgia bags" - lots of little trinkets, clothing, photos, etc. from our childhoods...
...and these 😳
...and these 😳
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I don’t know if I could mentally handle Barney asking me to be his valentine.
Any more Christmas pudding and I may have to retire my Christmas romper. 😳
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Any more Christmas pudding and I may have to retire my Christmas romper. 😳
30-something Christmases and somehow my annual photo is *still* me in diapers under the tree. 😳🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
30-something Christmases and somehow my annual photo is *still* me in diapers under the tree. 😳🎄
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Santa’s embracing a darker leather look this year, but still padded up for the long night fast approaching. Happy holidays!
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Santa’s embracing a darker leather look this year, but still padded up for the long night fast approaching. Happy holidays!
Excellent news for the Barney Butts.
Our most requested color is finally here! 💜 Along with the our and improved USA made MEGAMAX® and MEGAMAX® Lite we've added purple to the lineup! Shop now: https://bit.ly/4qa6v2B
New sizes coming soon!
New sizes coming soon!
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Excellent news for the Barney Butts.
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I wonder how 12 year old me would feel knowing I still wet the bed AND love Pokémon well into adulthood 😅
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I wonder how 12 year old me would feel knowing I still wet the bed AND love Pokémon well into adulthood 😅
*record scratch* “Yeah that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up like this. Well it all started when…”
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*record scratch* “Yeah that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up like this. Well it all started when…”
It’s just occurred to me that YouTube must think I’m a two year old with daddy’s iPhone.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s just occurred to me that YouTube must think I’m a two year old with daddy’s iPhone.
Bedtime? But it’s not even dark yet! 😨
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bedtime? But it’s not even dark yet! 😨
I need everyone to appreciate that this will probably be the cleverest joke I’ll ever make in my life, and it was on this godforsaken website.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I need everyone to appreciate that this will probably be the cleverest joke I’ll ever make in my life, and it was on this godforsaken website.
In my thirties, btw 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
In my thirties, btw 🙄
“How’d you spend your birthday dude? Did you go out partying?”
How I spent my birthday:
How I spent my birthday:
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“How’d you spend your birthday dude? Did you go out partying?”
How I spent my birthday:
How I spent my birthday:
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
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And so once again, the day is saved thanks to... The Powderpuff Boys! 🩵🩷💚
@soakedkiddo.bsky.social @little-merman.bsky.social
@soakedkiddo.bsky.social @little-merman.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And so once again, the day is saved thanks to... The Powderpuff Boys! 🩵🩷💚
@soakedkiddo.bsky.social @little-merman.bsky.social
@soakedkiddo.bsky.social @little-merman.bsky.social
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
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A cold day, first snow of the year, and you expect me to go to WORK and be an ADULT!?
Fine... but least you could do is help me out with a change then 😒
Fine... but least you could do is help me out with a change then 😒
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A cold day, first snow of the year, and you expect me to go to WORK and be an ADULT!?
Fine... but least you could do is help me out with a change then 😒
Fine... but least you could do is help me out with a change then 😒
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🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
My 4th Collection is out, and I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a pair from the new drop! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
My 4th Collection is out, and I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a pair from the new drop! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
My 4th Collection is out, and I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a pair from the new drop! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
My 4th Collection is out, and I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a pair from the new drop! 👀🩲🔥
How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost
That’s it — you’re in! 🙌
🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
I can’t wait to see what manly and inspiring characters I remind you all of.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I can’t wait to see what manly and inspiring characters I remind you all of.
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When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
Someone recently reposted one of my old photos but with someone else’s face photoshopped over mine and it got more notes than my old photo ever did. 🥲
As a Millennial ABDL; you either die in obscurity, or live long enough to see a blurry low resolution photo of you in a wet m4 as a twink reposted by a content thief on tumblr.
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Someone recently reposted one of my old photos but with someone else’s face photoshopped over mine and it got more notes than my old photo ever did. 🥲
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October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It’s time I tell the truth.
I stay chubby because the larger size Critter Caboose diapers have pandas on them, the greatest animal in the world.
I stay chubby because the larger size Critter Caboose diapers have pandas on them, the greatest animal in the world.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s time I tell the truth.
I stay chubby because the larger size Critter Caboose diapers have pandas on them, the greatest animal in the world.
I stay chubby because the larger size Critter Caboose diapers have pandas on them, the greatest animal in the world.