Padded Aussie
@paddedaussie.bsky.social
The Biggest Little You Know.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Barney The Dinosaur Fanclub.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Barney The Dinosaur Fanclub.
Most dudes watching The Bear vs You watching The Bear.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Most dudes watching The Bear vs You watching The Bear.
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
🌈 Graphic Design Is My Passion ⭐️
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
🌈 Graphic Design Is My Passion ⭐️
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
Been having a tuff time with num nums lately. Looks like the bib stays on for every meal now. 😖
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Been having a tuff time with num nums lately. Looks like the bib stays on for every meal now. 😖
Chilling with the lads.
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Chilling with the lads.
Daddy is away for the weekend so you know what that means…
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Daddy is away for the weekend so you know what that means…
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
12 Plate Sushi Train Baby. Choo Choo.
August 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
12 Plate Sushi Train Baby. Choo Choo.
Alright the monkey stuff was cute but it’s time to pivot to the next thing. What do you guys want to see?
August 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Alright the monkey stuff was cute but it’s time to pivot to the next thing. What do you guys want to see?
Success! The monkey gambit worked…but why can’t I stop acting like this now? Mmm…banana…😵💫🤤🍌
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Success! The monkey gambit worked…but why can’t I stop acting like this now? Mmm…banana…😵💫🤤🍌
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!
I have decided to menace Daddy in “Monkey Mode” this week until he buys me the new Donkey Kong game. Plz gib bananas. 🍌
August 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have decided to menace Daddy in “Monkey Mode” this week until he buys me the new Donkey Kong game. Plz gib bananas. 🍌
Me: Daddy calls me chunky monkey cos it’s my favourite icecream. 🐵🍌🍦
Also me:
Also me:
August 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me: Daddy calls me chunky monkey cos it’s my favourite icecream. 🐵🍌🍦
Also me:
Also me:
You may call it pushies but I call it making a touchdown. 🍼⚽️🏈💪🏻🧸
July 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You may call it pushies but I call it making a touchdown. 🍼⚽️🏈💪🏻🧸
I’m glad they didn’t kick me off the team when my little Diaper Problem started, and when the lack of exercise started making me chubbier.
I am a little worried about my new “Bigger Yet Littler” uniform though…
I am a little worried about my new “Bigger Yet Littler” uniform though…
July 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m glad they didn’t kick me off the team when my little Diaper Problem started, and when the lack of exercise started making me chubbier.
I am a little worried about my new “Bigger Yet Littler” uniform though…
I am a little worried about my new “Bigger Yet Littler” uniform though…
Fantastic 4? More like “Fantastic 4 Litres” of cinema soda in my movie night diaper. 😳
July 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fantastic 4? More like “Fantastic 4 Litres” of cinema soda in my movie night diaper. 😳
Well here it is, the dumbest, most cringe video I’ve ever made. Enjoy. 🐮 🍼
July 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Well here it is, the dumbest, most cringe video I’ve ever made. Enjoy. 🐮 🍼