Padded Aussie
@paddedaussie.bsky.social
The Biggest Little You Know.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Barney The Dinosaur Fanclub.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Barney The Dinosaur Fanclub.
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!
I have decided to menace Daddy in “Monkey Mode” this week until he buys me the new Donkey Kong game. Plz gib bananas. 🍌
August 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have decided to menace Daddy in “Monkey Mode” this week until he buys me the new Donkey Kong game. Plz gib bananas. 🍌
Me: Daddy calls me chunky monkey cos it’s my favourite icecream. 🐵🍌🍦
Also me:
Also me:
August 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me: Daddy calls me chunky monkey cos it’s my favourite icecream. 🐵🍌🍦
Also me:
Also me:
You may call it pushies but I call it making a touchdown. 🍼⚽️🏈💪🏻🧸
July 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You may call it pushies but I call it making a touchdown. 🍼⚽️🏈💪🏻🧸
Fantastic 4? More like “Fantastic 4 Litres” of cinema soda in my movie night diaper. 😳
July 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fantastic 4? More like “Fantastic 4 Litres” of cinema soda in my movie night diaper. 😳
Well here it is, the dumbest, most cringe video I’ve ever made. Enjoy. 🐮 🍼
July 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Well here it is, the dumbest, most cringe video I’ve ever made. Enjoy. 🐮 🍼