Patrick Angeles
LightNews LightNews
banner
p2da.bsky.social
Patrick Angeles
@p2da.bsky.social
69 followers 150 following 45 posts
Data Hustler. Knowledge worker. Carbon based LLM.
Posts Replies Media Videos
p2da.bsky.social
Well they tell me of a pie up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
lexmcmenamin.com
if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
quinnypig.com
Huh. At least on macOS, less really is more.
Text screenshot: ``` $ ls -al `which more`; ls -al `which less` -rwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/more -rwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/less $ shasum `which more`; shasum `which less` 3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b /usr/bin/more 3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b /usr/bin/less $ ```
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
p2da.bsky.social
Hellscape is right. That faceless girl creeping out of the frame is giving me The Ring vibes.
annecaprara.bsky.social Anne Caprara @annecaprara.bsky.social · Aug 24
Just walking around the hellscape that is my Chicago neighborhood this morning
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
p2da.bsky.social
Surprised that the NYT has never heard of Summer Fridays in Provençe…
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
redpanda.com
"Redpanda is the only #Kafka-compatible #datastreaming platform that can cost-effectively and reliably manage the massive scale of the NYSE. When milliseconds matter, Redpanda delivers.” ⚡
— Vinil Bhandari, Head of Cloud & Full Stack Engineering, NYSE

Full story👇
www.redpanda.com/case-study/n...
July 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
paleofuture.bsky.social
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
flavorflav.bsky.social
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
p2da.bsky.social
🔥🔥🔥🔥
reflexnz.bsky.social ReflexNZ @reflexnz.bsky.social · Jul 17
reposting this..
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
p2da.bsky.social
I miss real journalism.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 14
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
frankconniff.bsky.social
Years from now they'll be rumors that Grok is living in Argentina.
July 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
p2da.bsky.social
I’m expecting a honey badger on a croc to emerge from the murky depths as the fourth rider of the apocalypse.
June 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
p2da.bsky.social
I got 4 queen bees in a week including a streak of 3 in a row without using hints. AMA!
June 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
imbeccable.bsky.social
bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gym—the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for it—and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar “How you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as “mi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. “Since I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. “The No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: “Well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”
May 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
p2da.bsky.social
The burning question of our generation:

Who is Luigi Mangione and is he related to Chuck?

youtu.be/ZOtxTyJmxVI?...
Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good (Nana's Journey Into Song, March 8th, 1979)
YouTube video by Chuck Mangione
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
p2da.bsky.social
Fried chicken is another thing Korea does better than the US. I will die on this hill.
April 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
p2da.bsky.social
Offer good til midnight.
redpanda.com Redpanda Data @redpanda.com · Apr 1
At Redpanda, we aim to simplify #streamingdata applications from end-to-end 🐾

In this blog, we cover some of our past, present, & future efforts around multi-region deployments & announce our latest innovation that will turn your multi-region #Kafka hell into a "hell yeah!" (w/ even better SLAs)✌
Redpanda Zookeeper: Our latest innovation for multi-region deployments
Learn Redpanda’s architecture patterns for multi-region deployments and meet the latest innovation that will turn your multi-region Kafka hell into “hell yeah”!
www.redpanda.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
p2da.bsky.social
NYT morphing into Gartner Group doing quadrants was not in my bingo card.
polphilpod.bsky.social Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · Mar 1
Of course the NYT sees the "DEI" stuff positively & is neutral on anti-trans discrimination
March 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
brooklynspoke.bsky.social
Don't forget that you're not just voting against Eric Adams by leaving him off your ballot, you're doing the same thing with Andrew Cuomo if he jumps in the race. That is the assignment. And tell everyone you know to do the same.
nygroove.nyc The New York Groove @nygroove.nyc · Feb 13
📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
vote.nyc/page/party-a...
February 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
p2da.bsky.social
Shin gold brunch ramen. Aka “bruh-men”
December 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
p2da.bsky.social
Dude looks like Christofuh Moltisanti.
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Dec 8
The NYPD has released two new images of the man it believes fatally shot the chief executive of UnitedHealthcare, including one showing him in the back seat of a taxi on the day of the shooting.
NYPD Releases New Images of Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooting
The New York Police Department released two images as the manhunt for the gunman who fatally shot Brian Thompson, chief executive of UnitedHealthcare, continued.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:09 PM
p2da.bsky.social
911 I’d like to report a murder
alexjaffe.bsky.social Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · Nov 26
You used to call me on my self-own
melanism.bsky.social sean. @melanism.bsky.social · Nov 25
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 27, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
dieworkwear.bsky.social
The Washington Post reports that Michael Anton and Sebastian Gorka had a falling out over who should receive credit for writing Trump's speeches. This is incorrect. In this thread, I will tell you the real reason why Anton dislikes Gorka. 🧵
Tweet says: Last year, Anton wrote about his strained relationship with Gorka, which in Anton’s account stemmed from Gorka irritating senior White House staff by exaggerating his own role in writing a speech Trump delivered in his first term. Anton said he was charged with clarifying to the media that Gorka did not draft the speech, an act that culminated in Gorka calling Anton a “coward” and scolding him in a Fox News green room, according to his account. Anton did not immediately respond to a request for comment, while Gorka told The Post: “I don’t comment to the fake failing news." Anton expected to be in contention for other administration jobs
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
redpanda.com
In a world where the volume & complexity of #data continually grows, you need a solid #streaming data platform to keep up. But, even high-performance systems can fall prey to poor application behavior.

Learn about the impact of request #batching & client tuning for improving resource utilization ⬇️
Batch tuning in Redpanda for optimized performance (part 1) | Redpanda
Learn the impact of request batching and client tuning for vastly improving resource utilization with Redpanda.
www.redpanda.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Patrick Angeles
flavorflav.bsky.social
Exciting updates,,,

The REAL Mark Hamill has officially joined,!!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Marks are making their mark over here
@mcuban.bsky.social

He might ghost ya but that’s cuz he’s Casper
@devonsawa.bsky.social

Making all your fantasies and nightmares true
@realgdt.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 PM