Ozymandias, Esq
@ozymandiasesq.bsky.social
Tall, cynical and to the left
Reality = perception plus expectation
The poem not the graphic novel
I have a son and a dog and ever shifting number of fish
Austin, Texas
Reality = perception plus expectation
The poem not the graphic novel
I have a son and a dog and ever shifting number of fish
Austin, Texas
Pinned
In the five stages of election grief, I’m at anger and hoping for some FAFO such that everyone who voted Trump, just couldn’t vote Harris, or were loud leftist purity trolls who withheld their vote out of misguided “I will show them” beliefs
get what Trump will brings three times as hard
get what Trump will brings three times as hard
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Look at the trade line - I take it back, I don't think we've made enough contact with the stove
June 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Look at the trade line - I take it back, I don't think we've made enough contact with the stove
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Libertarian, about to lean on a fence, sees:
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[⚡️☠️]
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Says: "Why is that useless warning sign there? I know not to touch electric fences."
Yes. You do. Because of the sign.
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[⚡️☠️]
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Says: "Why is that useless warning sign there? I know not to touch electric fences."
Yes. You do. Because of the sign.
May 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Libertarian, about to lean on a fence, sees:
[👉🚫]
[⚡️☠️]
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Says: "Why is that useless warning sign there? I know not to touch electric fences."
Yes. You do. Because of the sign.
[👉🚫]
[⚡️☠️]
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Says: "Why is that useless warning sign there? I know not to touch electric fences."
Yes. You do. Because of the sign.
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oh ok give me a moment while I look for my shocked face 🙄 oh wait that’s not it 🤮dang where is it 😵💫oh wait here it is 😱
April 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
oh ok give me a moment while I look for my shocked face 🙄 oh wait that’s not it 🤮dang where is it 😵💫oh wait here it is 😱
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didn't take much for these guys to go from "big government is bad" to "what's the big deal if you're abducted by the government and trafficked to Mongolia"
April 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
didn't take much for these guys to go from "big government is bad" to "what's the big deal if you're abducted by the government and trafficked to Mongolia"
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April 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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We haven’t reached bottom yet.
Because there is no bottom to his moral depravity.
Because there is no bottom to his moral depravity.
April 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We haven’t reached bottom yet.
Because there is no bottom to his moral depravity.
Because there is no bottom to his moral depravity.
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Yes. This. Democratic leaders. Pull head - out of sand.
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yes. This. Democratic leaders. Pull head - out of sand.
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They don’t care.
They don’t care that the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring an innocent man home to his family.
They don’t care.
They think it’s funny.
They don’t care that the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring an innocent man home to his family.
They don’t care.
They think it’s funny.
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They don’t care.
They don’t care that the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring an innocent man home to his family.
They don’t care.
They think it’s funny.
They don’t care that the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring an innocent man home to his family.
They don’t care.
They think it’s funny.
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the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
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They told me if I voted for Kamala the market would crash, and then we’d probably have a recession. They were right.
April 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They told me if I voted for Kamala the market would crash, and then we’d probably have a recession. They were right.
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I think this is what’s referred to as the shit hitting the fan 💩
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think this is what’s referred to as the shit hitting the fan 💩
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We are not OK, America. Speak out, then we will have hope! 🇺🇸
March 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We are not OK, America. Speak out, then we will have hope! 🇺🇸
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OMG! I thought clippy died back in 95 or so. This was an obnoxious failure from MS Office🙄😂🤣
March 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
OMG! I thought clippy died back in 95 or so. This was an obnoxious failure from MS Office🙄😂🤣
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If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
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I don’t have to agree with the Gaza protestors to defend their right to protest.
And I don’t have to want Venezuelan gang members to be here on our soil, to defend their right to due process.
Either we are a nation of laws or we are not.
And if we are not, then all is lost.
And I don’t have to want Venezuelan gang members to be here on our soil, to defend their right to due process.
Either we are a nation of laws or we are not.
And if we are not, then all is lost.
March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t have to agree with the Gaza protestors to defend their right to protest.
And I don’t have to want Venezuelan gang members to be here on our soil, to defend their right to due process.
Either we are a nation of laws or we are not.
And if we are not, then all is lost.
And I don’t have to want Venezuelan gang members to be here on our soil, to defend their right to due process.
Either we are a nation of laws or we are not.
And if we are not, then all is lost.
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One of the best photos I have seen in response to “why don’t you wear a suit”
March 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One of the best photos I have seen in response to “why don’t you wear a suit”
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AOC is obviously the leader of the Democratic party. The time between now and when that becomes the reality, will very, very likely be more of the same tired appeasement tactics and sad sop losing.
March 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
AOC is obviously the leader of the Democratic party. The time between now and when that becomes the reality, will very, very likely be more of the same tired appeasement tactics and sad sop losing.
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These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere
The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
March 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere
The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
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It is impossible to be led by a coward. Pure Cowardice. Chuck Schumer needs to resign. Now.
New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
March 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is impossible to be led by a coward. Pure Cowardice. Chuck Schumer needs to resign. Now.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Being an asshole has consequences.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Being an asshole has consequences.
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BREAKING: Judge William Alsup — in the case in federal court in California over the probationary employee firings — rules that Acting OPM Director Chuck Ezell had better show up for a hearing on Thursday (or be deposed) or there will be a sanction.
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
BREAKING: Judge William Alsup — in the case in federal court in California over the probationary employee firings — rules that Acting OPM Director Chuck Ezell had better show up for a hearing on Thursday (or be deposed) or there will be a sanction.
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