Ozymandamus
@ozymandamus.bsky.social
Look on my writs, ye mighty, and despair!
Middle-aged dirtbag. Dynamite with a laser beam.
Middle-aged dirtbag. Dynamite with a laser beam.
Today is 6 Mondays but it's a Thursday. 😵💫
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today is 6 Mondays but it's a Thursday. 😵💫
I took 1 sock class, made the world’s most “interesting” sock (as in, "your foot doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct" interesting) that nobody can wear yet have decided to be a sock knitter for no apparent reason other than to have another short-lived but super deep obsession.
Help……….
Help……….
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I took 1 sock class, made the world’s most “interesting” sock (as in, "your foot doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct" interesting) that nobody can wear yet have decided to be a sock knitter for no apparent reason other than to have another short-lived but super deep obsession.
Help……….
Help……….
No rain but it's super windy!
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No rain but it's super windy!
Fast food restaurant rounded down when I said I was going to pay cash, even though I had the pennies to pay the full exact amount. I thought it was because they didn’t want to deal with as little change as possible. I hadn’t considered this ⬇️ angle.
"One convenience store chain, Sheetz, got so desperate for pennies that it briefly ran a promotion offering a free soda to customers who bring in 100 pennies. Another retailer says the lack of pennies will end up costing it millions this year, because of the need to round down to avoid lawsuits."
Banks and retailers run short on pennies as the US Mint stops making them
The abrupt decision has left retailers and banks without guidance.
www.denverpost.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Fast food restaurant rounded down when I said I was going to pay cash, even though I had the pennies to pay the full exact amount. I thought it was because they didn’t want to deal with as little change as possible. I hadn’t considered this ⬇️ angle.
I really hope it doesn't rain on Halloween because
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really hope it doesn't rain on Halloween because
If I just wear one of my unfinished knits, could I go as Undone (the sweater song) for Halloween? (Yes, I’m a very old person, leave me alone 😂👵)
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If I just wear one of my unfinished knits, could I go as Undone (the sweater song) for Halloween? (Yes, I’m a very old person, leave me alone 😂👵)
I'm so old I wear my Docs with compression socks 😂👵
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm so old I wear my Docs with compression socks 😂👵
Don't threaten me with a good time
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time
Furlough, Day 1: $1400+ in vision care expenses
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Furlough, Day 1: $1400+ in vision care expenses
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
As a very short (and short waisted) woman existing in an time where the all pant rises are high, extra high, or (why taf?) ribcage high, I assure you I in no way feel like this. "Natural" rise pants for me are already ribcage, thank you very much.
September 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As a very short (and short waisted) woman existing in an time where the all pant rises are high, extra high, or (why taf?) ribcage high, I assure you I in no way feel like this. "Natural" rise pants for me are already ribcage, thank you very much.
I feel like I might be saying this a lot
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I feel like I might be saying this a lot
Made a new friend today
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made a new friend today
Reposted by Ozymandamus
The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration
Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes
ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes
ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
The Trump White House Is Trying to Price Law Students Out of Public Service
A proposed Department of Education rule would make borrowers ineligible for loan forgiveness if the administration doesn’t approve of their work.
ballsandstrikes.org
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration
Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes
ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes
ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
Great news, everybody!
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Great news, everybody!
Oh, I thought the car/kid exchange went the other way.
My parents definitely must have donated a clown car because look at what they got in return.
My parents definitely must have donated a clown car because look at what they got in return.
What do you think is the coolest car someone received in exchange for their child from Kars4Kids?
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh, I thought the car/kid exchange went the other way.
My parents definitely must have donated a clown car because look at what they got in return.
My parents definitely must have donated a clown car because look at what they got in return.
One more day to get your bird merch! I ordered a bunch of stuff and Threadless (the shop) helped me out when I made a mistake on my order, so they're good people 😀
SALE EXTENDED: 40% off of almost everything at effinbirds.threadless.com until September 9th. T-shirts for $13! Mugs for $11! Prints for $9!
September 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One more day to get your bird merch! I ordered a bunch of stuff and Threadless (the shop) helped me out when I made a mistake on my order, so they're good people 😀
I'll never stop trying. Also, if rangoons are not in your life, wyd?!
September 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'll never stop trying. Also, if rangoons are not in your life, wyd?!
I dreamed I was critiquing a person wearing a bikini top and shorts, saying it was part of a suit and just like you shouldn't wear a suit jacket with say, jeans, you shouldn't wear a bikini top with other bottoms. @dieworkwear.bsky.social would be so proud 😂
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I dreamed I was critiquing a person wearing a bikini top and shorts, saying it was part of a suit and just like you shouldn't wear a suit jacket with say, jeans, you shouldn't wear a bikini top with other bottoms. @dieworkwear.bsky.social would be so proud 😂
There better be a Find a Timothee Chalamet lookalike item in this scavenger hunt
August 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There better be a Find a Timothee Chalamet lookalike item in this scavenger hunt
Quite the deep cut here.
I thought of this joke in the middle of the night and posted it as soon as I woke up and it deserves more than 5 rts imho
goodyear blimp pilot #1: and we need a plan for the Lakers-Sonics game
pilot #2, who is a friend of Ice Cube: now hear me out
pilot #2, who is a friend of Ice Cube: now hear me out
August 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Quite the deep cut here.
5:50 am: So tired. Stayed up too late reading on a school night
Turning on bathroom light: Huh, guess I forgot to get fresh towels [refresh day]
Starting shower: Geez, forgot to clean the shower too [Sunday chore]
I was mid rinsing out conditioner before I realized that TODAY is Sunday. 🙃
Turning on bathroom light: Huh, guess I forgot to get fresh towels [refresh day]
Starting shower: Geez, forgot to clean the shower too [Sunday chore]
I was mid rinsing out conditioner before I realized that TODAY is Sunday. 🙃
August 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
5:50 am: So tired. Stayed up too late reading on a school night
Turning on bathroom light: Huh, guess I forgot to get fresh towels [refresh day]
Starting shower: Geez, forgot to clean the shower too [Sunday chore]
I was mid rinsing out conditioner before I realized that TODAY is Sunday. 🙃
Turning on bathroom light: Huh, guess I forgot to get fresh towels [refresh day]
Starting shower: Geez, forgot to clean the shower too [Sunday chore]
I was mid rinsing out conditioner before I realized that TODAY is Sunday. 🙃
This is giving very "one night of Rehabilitation" from Idiocracy vibes.
August 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is giving very "one night of Rehabilitation" from Idiocracy vibes.
I now feel unworthy of the Freak in the Sheets t-shirt I received for my love of all things spreadsheet
July 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I now feel unworthy of the Freak in the Sheets t-shirt I received for my love of all things spreadsheet
I got my last cat at a used book store! Her name was Tess, as in Tess of the D'Urbervilles 😸
I've found the perfect Instagram account. Seattle's Twice Sold Tales owner Jamie recommends books and shows her cats. That's it.
IG twicesoldtales
IG twicesoldtales
July 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I got my last cat at a used book store! Her name was Tess, as in Tess of the D'Urbervilles 😸
Singing along to Whitesnake in the car. DJ comes on after and says it was a request...from his mother. His MOTHER.
I don't think anything has made me ever feel so old so fast.
I don't think anything has made me ever feel so old so fast.
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants is laying on the ground holding a hammer .
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants is laying on the ground burying himself
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Singing along to Whitesnake in the car. DJ comes on after and says it was a request...from his mother. His MOTHER.
I don't think anything has made me ever feel so old so fast.
I don't think anything has made me ever feel so old so fast.