Ozymandamus
@ozymandamus.bsky.social
Look on my writs, ye mighty, and despair!
Middle-aged dirtbag. Dynamite with a laser beam.
Middle-aged dirtbag. Dynamite with a laser beam.
I really hope it doesn't rain on Halloween because
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really hope it doesn't rain on Halloween because
Nah, they're getting rid of the labor report
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nah, they're getting rid of the labor report
Furlough, Day 2: Look, it's after Labor Day, so this shirt is totally fine
Also, yesterday was eyes, today is teeth. Hopefully I won't be dropping a grand+ when, you know, I'm not getting paid or whatever.
Also, yesterday was eyes, today is teeth. Hopefully I won't be dropping a grand+ when, you know, I'm not getting paid or whatever.
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Furlough, Day 2: Look, it's after Labor Day, so this shirt is totally fine
Also, yesterday was eyes, today is teeth. Hopefully I won't be dropping a grand+ when, you know, I'm not getting paid or whatever.
Also, yesterday was eyes, today is teeth. Hopefully I won't be dropping a grand+ when, you know, I'm not getting paid or whatever.
Omg don't forget your goat leggings!
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Omg don't forget your goat leggings!
Made a new friend today
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made a new friend today
Great news, everybody!
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Great news, everybody!
I'll never stop trying. Also, if rangoons are not in your life, wyd?!
September 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'll never stop trying. Also, if rangoons are not in your life, wyd?!
This is giving very "one night of Rehabilitation" from Idiocracy vibes.
August 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is giving very "one night of Rehabilitation" from Idiocracy vibes.
I now feel unworthy of the Freak in the Sheets t-shirt I received for my love of all things spreadsheet
July 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I now feel unworthy of the Freak in the Sheets t-shirt I received for my love of all things spreadsheet
Asking the real questions
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Asking the real questions
Rename the country, you cowards
July 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Rename the country, you cowards
Speak for yourself, mate.
June 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Speak for yourself, mate.
Read a whole book about kids who could spontaneously combust (they were ok though)! 😂😂😂
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Read a whole book about kids who could spontaneously combust (they were ok though)! 😂😂😂
😭 Obviously it's a joke but any time those words come up I make sure to document it and send it to him. I wouldn't mind going out this way just to be right lol 💅
May 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
😭 Obviously it's a joke but any time those words come up I make sure to document it and send it to him. I wouldn't mind going out this way just to be right lol 💅
Ok, I set an alarm so I can watch this race lol
May 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ok, I set an alarm so I can watch this race lol
I only recognized 2 of the characters in my top 4 and they’re from things I read 20+ years ago and don’t have a lot of memory of 🙃 I had to go all the way to 30 before there were 4 characters I have any real knowledge of, lol (Killing Eve, X-Files, Back to the Future, and Ocean’s 11)
May 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I only recognized 2 of the characters in my top 4 and they’re from things I read 20+ years ago and don’t have a lot of memory of 🙃 I had to go all the way to 30 before there were 4 characters I have any real knowledge of, lol (Killing Eve, X-Files, Back to the Future, and Ocean’s 11)
*taps the sign* and the sign is my favorite @effinbirds.com
May 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*taps the sign* and the sign is my favorite @effinbirds.com
Yessssdsss. I might start with woman yelling at cat x 2020 Olympics graphic
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yessssdsss. I might start with woman yelling at cat x 2020 Olympics graphic
