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RL Slime
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this is the bounce back
this is what i mean though you lowered your car half an inch shut the fuck up man!!!!! go do the dishes for one single time in your wretched existence!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Why does she look like a fallout character
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
smoking on that kush that made Treiz renada
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
as a Car Guy i simply detest the way other car guys talk about cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
*trent reznor voice* i squirt myself today
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
listening to Evil by Interpol on repeat and feeling more sorry for myself than usual
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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No Job for Old Cowboys
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
wait wait wait "just hold the ball like it's fried chicken" girl is Sabrina Carpenter????
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Is this loss
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ever since i first played fallout 3 at launch, the way Butch says "why is this taking so long" during one of his questlines has stuck with me and for some reason feeling like im alone in that is deeply sad to me lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sometimes i imagine a world where craig owens doesn't have an abysmal sense of style/aesthetic
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
who said girls with honey blonde hair and highlights can't wear the Berserk (1997) shirt to the chemical plant?
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
if i got fucking publicly executed and white dudes made AI generated anthems about me after i died i would find a way to melt the planet from the afterlife
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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the number twelve looks like Me ??
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ok so are they cutting corners or building to a price point? why is games journalism as dogshit as everything else still?
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
is a lil overtime so much to ask for?
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
thinking about chewing on some crushed concrete lmk what y'all think
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
so hold on did i see some sort of northern lights phenomenon in the south bc it was red lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
my favorite feature on eBay is if i take two days to ship something i start getting passive aggressive messages but when i buy something it's on "label created" for a full week
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i know ive been living in a state when im tearing up at work over this image
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
update: they gave me a two day suspension because i like, soft insulted him so i told them to just ban me
simply explained (matter of factly) to a gunpla person that people dislike supporting hobby lobby due to their behind the scenes practices like funding conversion camps and this mf literally started his reply off with "to each their own" lmao jfc. i know that boy wear polyester khaki shorts daily
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
simply explained (matter of factly) to a gunpla person that people dislike supporting hobby lobby due to their behind the scenes practices like funding conversion camps and this mf literally started his reply off with "to each their own" lmao jfc. i know that boy wear polyester khaki shorts daily
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM