Outwell_swift
@outwellswift.bsky.social
Ex-X. Despise what the tories have done to the country. Brexit was a con.
Support the NHS. Rejoin. #FBPE
Support the NHS. Rejoin. #FBPE
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When you’ve never faced consequences for your actions, accountability can feel like oppression
November 29, 2023 at 11:55 PM
When you’ve never faced consequences for your actions, accountability can feel like oppression
Thanks to the Conservatives, the country is fraying at the edges.
BBC News - Hemsby: Warnings issued as cliff erosion causes road collapse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
BBC News - Hemsby: Warnings issued as cliff erosion causes road collapse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
November 25, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Thanks to the Conservatives, the country is fraying at the edges.
BBC News - Hemsby: Warnings issued as cliff erosion causes road collapse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
BBC News - Hemsby: Warnings issued as cliff erosion causes road collapse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Let's keep 'em tumbling.
November 22, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Let's keep 'em tumbling.
This would have brightened those tedious Latin classes of my youth.
Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. E-I-E-O. Cum moo moo hic, et cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. M acdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O!
It doesn’t parse quite as well as the original! 😆
It doesn’t parse quite as well as the original! 😆
November 21, 2023 at 12:20 AM
This would have brightened those tedious Latin classes of my youth.
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🔥"Calls to leave the ECHR should be met with the fiercest resistance: this government cannot be trusted with safeguarding human rights"
Why would any UK politician want us to leave the European Court of Human Rights?
Calls to leave the ECHR should be met with the fiercest resistance: this government cannot be trusted with safeguarding human rights
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
November 16, 2023 at 10:09 PM
🔥"Calls to leave the ECHR should be met with the fiercest resistance: this government cannot be trusted with safeguarding human rights"
Titter. ☺️
"SpaceX" is short for "Space eXplosion"
November 18, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Titter. ☺️
Farewell then Sue Ellen.
You'll be remembered for breaking more codes than Bletchley Park.
You'll be remembered for breaking more codes than Bletchley Park.
November 13, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Farewell then Sue Ellen.
You'll be remembered for breaking more codes than Bletchley Park.
You'll be remembered for breaking more codes than Bletchley Park.
On your marks . . .
Get set . . .
GO.
Competitive Remembrance.
Get set . . .
GO.
Competitive Remembrance.
November 9, 2023 at 9:25 AM
On your marks . . .
Get set . . .
GO.
Competitive Remembrance.
Get set . . .
GO.
Competitive Remembrance.
Isn't this the intro to an Ian Dury track?
November 1, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Isn't this the intro to an Ian Dury track?
One has to ask, what exactly is his right skill set?
October 31, 2023 at 12:42 PM
One has to ask, what exactly is his right skill set?
In a nutshell, I'd say it's basically anything that Braverman doesn't like.
October 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
In a nutshell, I'd say it's basically anything that Braverman doesn't like.
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The Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quiz - Halloween Special 🥳
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Leave your handle so I can give you a shout-out tomorrow (optional).
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The Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quiz - Halloween Special 🥳
The rules:-
💥Please repost so everyone can take part
💥Don't cheat as you're not a Tory Tw@t
Leave your handle so I can give you a shout-out tomorrow (optional).
Good luck 💋
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October 29, 2023 at 7:02 PM
💥It's here!💥
The Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quiz - Halloween Special 🥳
The rules:-
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💥Don't cheat as you're not a Tory Tw@t
Leave your handle so I can give you a shout-out tomorrow (optional).
Good luck 💋
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The Big Fat Tory Tw@t Quiz - Halloween Special 🥳
The rules:-
💥Please repost so everyone can take part
💥Don't cheat as you're not a Tory Tw@t
Leave your handle so I can give you a shout-out tomorrow (optional).
Good luck 💋
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Yes!
October 28, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Yes!
Another one with its snout in the GBeebies trough.
October 27, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Another one with its snout in the GBeebies trough.
Apparently this Stoke record breaker feeds his produce with Gullis' bullshit.
October 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Apparently this Stoke record breaker feeds his produce with Gullis' bullshit.
Perfect comparison.
October 24, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Perfect comparison.
Meanwhile in Wellingborough, local Conservatives arrive to help clear Peter Bone's office.
October 23, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Meanwhile in Wellingborough, local Conservatives arrive to help clear Peter Bone's office.
I've blanked out the last four words of the headline. Feel free to add your own.
October 23, 2023 at 10:25 AM
I've blanked out the last four words of the headline. Feel free to add your own.
Hi Andy,
Look, I don't work in public relations or advertising, but maybe insulting a large swathe of your electorate isn't the best strategy to get elected.
Hope that helps.
Look, I don't work in public relations or advertising, but maybe insulting a large swathe of your electorate isn't the best strategy to get elected.
Hope that helps.
October 20, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Hi Andy,
Look, I don't work in public relations or advertising, but maybe insulting a large swathe of your electorate isn't the best strategy to get elected.
Hope that helps.
Look, I don't work in public relations or advertising, but maybe insulting a large swathe of your electorate isn't the best strategy to get elected.
Hope that helps.
Great to see Alex here. Give her a follow.
I'm going to track down as many of you as I can. Please could people repost me, so others can see I am here - and I can find them, and them me. Blue skies, herds of unicorns and sunlit uplands beckon. Oh...and another two Tory candidates bite the dust, I understand 👍👍👍
October 20, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Great to see Alex here. Give her a follow.
"We are sorry to announce that the 06.00 Gravy Train from Tamworth to Westminster has been cancelled. F**k off."
October 20, 2023 at 12:08 PM
"We are sorry to announce that the 06.00 Gravy Train from Tamworth to Westminster has been cancelled. F**k off."
Depluralise a movie . . .
One Angry Man.
One Angry Man.
October 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Depluralise a movie . . .
One Angry Man.
One Angry Man.