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Ex-X. Despise what the tories have done to the country. Brexit was a con.
Support the NHS. Rejoin. #FBPE
Let's keep 'em tumbling.
November 22, 2023 at 2:32 PM
On your marks . . .
Get set . . .
GO.

Competitive Remembrance.
November 9, 2023 at 9:25 AM
Isn't this the intro to an Ian Dury track?
November 1, 2023 at 12:52 AM
One has to ask, what exactly is his right skill set?
October 31, 2023 at 12:42 PM
In a nutshell, I'd say it's basically anything that Braverman doesn't like.
October 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Another one with its snout in the GBeebies trough.
October 27, 2023 at 4:24 PM
And the Moon with the Golden Gun.
October 27, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Apparently this Stoke record breaker feeds his produce with Gullis' bullshit.
October 25, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Blue day wash.
October 25, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Meanwhile in Wellingborough, local Conservatives arrive to help clear Peter Bone's office.
October 23, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I've blanked out the last four words of the headline. Feel free to add your own.
October 23, 2023 at 10:25 AM
Hi Andy,
Look, I don't work in public relations or advertising, but maybe insulting a large swathe of your electorate isn't the best strategy to get elected.
Hope that helps.
October 20, 2023 at 4:07 PM
"We are sorry to announce that the 06.00 Gravy Train from Tamworth to Westminster has been cancelled. F**k off."
October 20, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Fasc-ionistas.
October 19, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Depluralise a movie . . .

One Angry Man.
October 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM