our daily dread
@ourdailydread.bsky.social
The only thing we have to fear, is... (gestures broadly).
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Still can't believe y'all traded Jesus for this. 🤷
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Still can't believe y'all traded Jesus for this. 🤷
Hold up. Why does Trump's tariff plan have six fingers?
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hold up. Why does Trump's tariff plan have six fingers?
If Cory Booker is willing to stand for me — and for 25+ hours, no less — then I'm willing to stand with him. 🙏
April 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If Cory Booker is willing to stand for me — and for 25+ hours, no less — then I'm willing to stand with him. 🙏
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One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
The only reason JD Vance grew that beard is so we'd forget he stole Pee-wee's bike.
March 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The only reason JD Vance grew that beard is so we'd forget he stole Pee-wee's bike.
“But I am not surprised! Even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no wonder that his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. In the end, they will get the punishment their wicked deeds deserve.”
— 2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NLT)
— 2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NLT)
March 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“But I am not surprised! Even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no wonder that his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. In the end, they will get the punishment their wicked deeds deserve.”
— 2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NLT)
— 2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NLT)
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Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.
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Everything got so stupid so quickly.
March 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Everything got so stupid so quickly.
THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERIC—aaaand it's over already. That was quick. 🤷
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERIC—aaaand it's over already. That was quick. 🤷
YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HURTING 👏 GOD'S 👏 CHILDREN!
(Lots of them. All over the world.)
(Lots of them. All over the world.)
March 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HURTING 👏 GOD'S 👏 CHILDREN!
(Lots of them. All over the world.)
(Lots of them. All over the world.)
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After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
March 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
And, in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
🚶🚶♂️🚶🚶♂️
/ / / / \ \ \ \
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
🚶🚶♂️🚶🚶♂️
/ / / / \ \ \ \
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And, in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
🚶🚶♂️🚶🚶♂️
/ / / / \ \ \ \
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
🚶🚶♂️🚶🚶♂️
/ / / / \ \ \ \
Eraser hats to wear with pencil skirts #shittysharktank
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Eraser hats to wear with pencil skirts #shittysharktank
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
"Have you said thank you once?"
- My new gratitude journal prompt
- My new gratitude journal prompt
March 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Have you said thank you once?"
- My new gratitude journal prompt
- My new gratitude journal prompt
Hey, just a reminder that it's cool to feel your feelings.
March 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey, just a reminder that it's cool to feel your feelings.
Ok, so, like ... if he WERE a Russian asset, what would he be doing differently? How would we be able to tell? I've never been so ashamed. This is unbelievably reprehensible and puts us (and our allies) in so much unnecessary danger. A new low for the most spineless administration US history.
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ok, so, like ... if he WERE a Russian asset, what would he be doing differently? How would we be able to tell? I've never been so ashamed. This is unbelievably reprehensible and puts us (and our allies) in so much unnecessary danger. A new low for the most spineless administration US history.
Every day feels like that trope where some guy bolts upright, sweaty in bed and says, "Thank god it was only a dream," and then there's a beat and then a jump scare to show that he's still in the nightmare but inside another nightmare and it's nightmares stacked on nightmares and Happy Wednesday! 😬
February 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every day feels like that trope where some guy bolts upright, sweaty in bed and says, "Thank god it was only a dream," and then there's a beat and then a jump scare to show that he's still in the nightmare but inside another nightmare and it's nightmares stacked on nightmares and Happy Wednesday! 😬
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If Hooters had started a home delivery during the pandemic and called it, "Knockers," they wouldn't be bankrupt.
February 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If Hooters had started a home delivery during the pandemic and called it, "Knockers," they wouldn't be bankrupt.
Diversity, equity, inclusion. No amount of rebranding is going to change the meaning behind these beautiful words in my heart. If I were the next (normal) president, I'd put it on our money.
February 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Diversity, equity, inclusion. No amount of rebranding is going to change the meaning behind these beautiful words in my heart. If I were the next (normal) president, I'd put it on our money.
I stand with Bishop Budde. Thank you for being an example and a clear contrast to highlight what we are all up against. I love this illustration so much. Fix your hearts or die. 🙏
Jerome Stueart
"The Gulf of Empathy," (11 x 15) watercolor, mixed media, pen and ink on paper.
"The Gulf of Empathy," (11 x 15) watercolor, mixed media, pen and ink on paper.
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I stand with Bishop Budde. Thank you for being an example and a clear contrast to highlight what we are all up against. I love this illustration so much. Fix your hearts or die. 🙏
This username was funnier a couple months ago. 🤷
February 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This username was funnier a couple months ago. 🤷
Party of law and order! 😬
January 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Party of law and order! 😬