Ouija Bordello
@ouijabordello.bsky.social
They/She - Burlesque, art ho, queer AF. I like weird and obscene shit. I don't like cops. 12 possums in a straightjacket. Eat the rich.
I'm not, but I feel like a burlesque elder in this town's scene when I choose renting Gypsy (1962) over hand holding a producer, and when I find out my ex is producing a show I have a great act for at a venue his other ex and I scouted previously and I just roll my pretty eyes.
MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD
MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm not, but I feel like a burlesque elder in this town's scene when I choose renting Gypsy (1962) over hand holding a producer, and when I find out my ex is producing a show I have a great act for at a venue his other ex and I scouted previously and I just roll my pretty eyes.
MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD
MAMA'S TALKIN' LOUD
My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch
July 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch
We literally put forensic files on in the hotel room and saw our own county courthouse on the screen. Weird weird, like, bruh WE ARE IN NEVADA.
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We literally put forensic files on in the hotel room and saw our own county courthouse on the screen. Weird weird, like, bruh WE ARE IN NEVADA.
Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣
Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
June 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Parents not letting their middle school daughters (until coming out otherwise) have binders is crazy to me. Your 14 year old doesn't like grown men looking at her like meat?? They weren't there a few years ago, and now they're jiggling nuisances. It's a compression garment.
June 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Parents not letting their middle school daughters (until coming out otherwise) have binders is crazy to me. Your 14 year old doesn't like grown men looking at her like meat?? They weren't there a few years ago, and now they're jiggling nuisances. It's a compression garment.
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Pride Month is here guys, buckle up for some a-grade pandering from the same folks bankrolling obliteration
June 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pride Month is here guys, buckle up for some a-grade pandering from the same folks bankrolling obliteration
I need to start using this site more 😭 What if I meet new burly friends and they can't even tell I'm unhinged and chronically online?? I need to make my digital footprint worse.
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I need to start using this site more 😭 What if I meet new burly friends and they can't even tell I'm unhinged and chronically online?? I need to make my digital footprint worse.
Most frequently heard phrase on the bus: "you gotta do what you gotta do." Whatever you can take away from that. That sentiment. From people who ride the bus. Often prefaced with "That's okay."
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Most frequently heard phrase on the bus: "you gotta do what you gotta do." Whatever you can take away from that. That sentiment. From people who ride the bus. Often prefaced with "That's okay."
Support your local library!
April 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Support your local library!
Veggie Tales could not depict Jesus as a Vegetable, but if they did, I think he needs to be represented as a pickle (post Resurrection). I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.
April 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Veggie Tales could not depict Jesus as a Vegetable, but if they did, I think he needs to be represented as a pickle (post Resurrection). I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.
Hamburger lingerie set making the rounds: I believe it to be an indicator species. We'll most certainly see a bloom in recession pop but stay aware, the kooky aspics and jellos are lurking around the corner. These are invasive and periodic. Their most memorable upswings being the '50s + pandemic
April 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hamburger lingerie set making the rounds: I believe it to be an indicator species. We'll most certainly see a bloom in recession pop but stay aware, the kooky aspics and jellos are lurking around the corner. These are invasive and periodic. Their most memorable upswings being the '50s + pandemic
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Should be trans day of sleeping in and getting paid to stay home idk
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Should be trans day of sleeping in and getting paid to stay home idk
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When invited to a red carpet, you should put on eyelashes. ☺️
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When invited to a red carpet, you should put on eyelashes. ☺️
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The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.
Nick Offerman TV show where he guides you through wordworking, home upgrades, refurbishing, but it's somewhat in the style and vibe of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting series. IS this anything???
March 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nick Offerman TV show where he guides you through wordworking, home upgrades, refurbishing, but it's somewhat in the style and vibe of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting series. IS this anything???
7y ago I took an all time favorite pic of Josephine Shaker, and tn I mildly embarrassed myself by being the only woo girl in the audience who reacted strongly at the mention of @jeezloueez.bsky.social and Juke Joint 😳😅 No, wait - reframe. Good on me. Shame on everyone else 😂
March 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
7y ago I took an all time favorite pic of Josephine Shaker, and tn I mildly embarrassed myself by being the only woo girl in the audience who reacted strongly at the mention of @jeezloueez.bsky.social and Juke Joint 😳😅 No, wait - reframe. Good on me. Shame on everyone else 😂
Minutes from seeing Josephine Shaker 🥰
March 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Minutes from seeing Josephine Shaker 🥰
Quantum gender - at the very moment of being observed I collapsed into glittered eyelids/dressed like an emo boy in 2008/hair in-between styling.
March 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Quantum gender - at the very moment of being observed I collapsed into glittered eyelids/dressed like an emo boy in 2008/hair in-between styling.
I am normal and can be trusted with prophylactics
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I am normal and can be trusted with prophylactics
Maybe my intro for shows should just be my bluesky about blurb. Every time I see it I'm like - "Yes. That's about it. Correct."
"Afterlife of the party" (yes, pilfered from a Will Wood line) is an ok tag in a pinch - but not when I'm about to walk out in my clownshoes... 🤔
"Afterlife of the party" (yes, pilfered from a Will Wood line) is an ok tag in a pinch - but not when I'm about to walk out in my clownshoes... 🤔
March 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Maybe my intro for shows should just be my bluesky about blurb. Every time I see it I'm like - "Yes. That's about it. Correct."
"Afterlife of the party" (yes, pilfered from a Will Wood line) is an ok tag in a pinch - but not when I'm about to walk out in my clownshoes... 🤔
"Afterlife of the party" (yes, pilfered from a Will Wood line) is an ok tag in a pinch - but not when I'm about to walk out in my clownshoes... 🤔
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1. Today, powerful speeches from trans representatives in Montana SJ Howell and Zooey Zephyr flipped 29 Republicans, killing anti-trans bills.
While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation.
Watch their speech.
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While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation.
Watch their speech.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana
Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.
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March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
1. Today, powerful speeches from trans representatives in Montana SJ Howell and Zooey Zephyr flipped 29 Republicans, killing anti-trans bills.
While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation.
Watch their speech.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation.
Watch their speech.
Subscribe to support our journalism.