Ouija Bordello
@ouijabordello.bsky.social
They/She - Burlesque, art ho, queer AF. I like weird and obscene shit. I don't like cops. 12 possums in a straightjacket. Eat the rich.
My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch
July 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My hottest burlesque hot take is that there is definitely some sort of magical mystery current that some practitioners are tapped into and iykyk when you cross paths. Like, are you a Theater Person and you dance with the Devil and Dionysus, or what? Girl, I saw you at the Sabbat you mystical bitch
Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Mayday Air Disasters brainrot made this part kinda... 🫣
Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
June 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Shot from Cherry Thrill Photography - from a show ft. Auntie Heroine headlining (!!) - to hype myself up that I'm real before getting on the plane to #bhof.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Let the record show I'm not actually a big fan of bustles, but they're better than ruffle panties or tiny hats in my book.
Support your local library!
April 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Support your local library!
7y ago I took an all time favorite pic of Josephine Shaker, and tn I mildly embarrassed myself by being the only woo girl in the audience who reacted strongly at the mention of @jeezloueez.bsky.social and Juke Joint 😳😅 No, wait - reframe. Good on me. Shame on everyone else 😂
March 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
7y ago I took an all time favorite pic of Josephine Shaker, and tn I mildly embarrassed myself by being the only woo girl in the audience who reacted strongly at the mention of @jeezloueez.bsky.social and Juke Joint 😳😅 No, wait - reframe. Good on me. Shame on everyone else 😂
Quantum gender - at the very moment of being observed I collapsed into glittered eyelids/dressed like an emo boy in 2008/hair in-between styling.
March 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Quantum gender - at the very moment of being observed I collapsed into glittered eyelids/dressed like an emo boy in 2008/hair in-between styling.
I am normal and can be trusted with prophylactics
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I am normal and can be trusted with prophylactics
Great success!! This handled (heehee) so well and looks cooool
March 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Great success!! This handled (heehee) so well and looks cooool
Lol. Lmao, even.
March 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lol. Lmao, even.
Hope some of you are still partying 😜
March 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hope some of you are still partying 😜
I don't make the Pac-Mans anymore. 💅 Mx. Fancy Nipps here
(These would be great with a tassel upgrade, but I have scrap to use. This is my $0 new investment costume.)
#burlesk
(These would be great with a tassel upgrade, but I have scrap to use. This is my $0 new investment costume.)
#burlesk
February 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don't make the Pac-Mans anymore. 💅 Mx. Fancy Nipps here
(These would be great with a tassel upgrade, but I have scrap to use. This is my $0 new investment costume.)
#burlesk
(These would be great with a tassel upgrade, but I have scrap to use. This is my $0 new investment costume.)
#burlesk
Man, y'all ever carry a torch for your first love for two decades and then keep running into each other, and forgive the past utterly, and then show up at functions after you've each birthed entirely new identities, only to look at each other like this all the time -
❤️👄❤️
❤️👄❤️
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Man, y'all ever carry a torch for your first love for two decades and then keep running into each other, and forgive the past utterly, and then show up at functions after you've each birthed entirely new identities, only to look at each other like this all the time -
❤️👄❤️
❤️👄❤️
Blue devours red - jot that down. Are you lighting a circusy Valentine show? There MIGHT just maybe be some reds. Consider not using so much blue 👉👈 💙
But! I'm very satisfied with what I served! This is not the performance of a burlesque baby - I'm a grown up harlot of Hell! Confidence & control.
But! I'm very satisfied with what I served! This is not the performance of a burlesque baby - I'm a grown up harlot of Hell! Confidence & control.
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Blue devours red - jot that down. Are you lighting a circusy Valentine show? There MIGHT just maybe be some reds. Consider not using so much blue 👉👈 💙
But! I'm very satisfied with what I served! This is not the performance of a burlesque baby - I'm a grown up harlot of Hell! Confidence & control.
But! I'm very satisfied with what I served! This is not the performance of a burlesque baby - I'm a grown up harlot of Hell! Confidence & control.
Unfortunate that of the two stages I got the one lit by pixel and color eating gremlins, but still looked good
February 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Unfortunate that of the two stages I got the one lit by pixel and color eating gremlins, but still looked good
Dang this war (Pic from Devin Hendrick) (at the roulette karaoke gig)
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dang this war (Pic from Devin Hendrick) (at the roulette karaoke gig)
Oh it's St. Agatha's feast day and I'm on a mission to co-opt her as patron saint of top surgery. Cheers to everyone who got their tiddyectomy on this day.
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oh it's St. Agatha's feast day and I'm on a mission to co-opt her as patron saint of top surgery. Cheers to everyone who got their tiddyectomy on this day.
Made myself a treat last night, and still think it's cute. I'm small town, so just two. Talking abt a benefit show at the comedy venue with friends and the spot is like "don't do that thing you do though. We don't want that here. But you're welcome to perform. Just not the things you do." 💀🙄
February 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Made myself a treat last night, and still think it's cute. I'm small town, so just two. Talking abt a benefit show at the comedy venue with friends and the spot is like "don't do that thing you do though. We don't want that here. But you're welcome to perform. Just not the things you do." 💀🙄
0 days since Jan 20 without horrible news that will endanger so many USAians, 0 days without crying - but gotta work, gotta make, gotta do projects and experience joy - Looks like this is gonna be SWEET. Bespoke glitter heart boa cuffs/handles by/for moi!
January 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
0 days since Jan 20 without horrible news that will endanger so many USAians, 0 days without crying - but gotta work, gotta make, gotta do projects and experience joy - Looks like this is gonna be SWEET. Bespoke glitter heart boa cuffs/handles by/for moi!
National Variety Artists Exotic Carnival and Ball Police Raid. 1962.
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
National Variety Artists Exotic Carnival and Ball Police Raid. 1962.
Replace nerve-wracking dread with a more shiny nerve-wracking thing! Putting mod podge over glue always feels like I've made a grave mistake.
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Replace nerve-wracking dread with a more shiny nerve-wracking thing! Putting mod podge over glue always feels like I've made a grave mistake.
