Ouija Bordello
@ouijabordello.bsky.social
They/She - Burlesque, art ho, queer AF. I like weird and obscene shit. I don't like cops. 12 possums in a straightjacket. Eat the rich.
And it's now every show that someone does the ol' "I've always wanted to try burlesque 🥺👉👈" Ok. I don't have an opportunity for you, and I don't think you actually want me to infodump to you about the ancestors, I think you just think "oo I wanna be pretty onstage" and that's FINE, but do you CARE?
July 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And it's now every show that someone does the ol' "I've always wanted to try burlesque 🥺👉👈" Ok. I don't have an opportunity for you, and I don't think you actually want me to infodump to you about the ancestors, I think you just think "oo I wanna be pretty onstage" and that's FINE, but do you CARE?
I, for one, am really interested in more content that involves Muppets being really excited about a particular number.
July 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I, for one, am really interested in more content that involves Muppets being really excited about a particular number.
honestly, so hot
March 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
honestly, so hot
Healthy online ecosystems all have at least a little Columbo 💕
March 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Healthy online ecosystems all have at least a little Columbo 💕