Otto Werse
@ottowerse.bsky.social
Average German guy who participated in history class. Tell me who you're voting for and I will predict your future for free! (No refunds)
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Otto Werse
@ottowerse.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Je mehr ich weiß, um so weniger will ich wissen.
Die Propaganda Bildschirme am U Bahnhof Friedrichstr. werden jede Woche dümmer; Erst erzählt mir irgendein Depp wie ihm Huhn schmeckt und jetzt will mir BERND STROMBERG Produktivitätstipps geben? Sag mal, könnt ihr bitte auch noch nen bisschen Lack für die Renovierungsarbeiten übrig lassen?!
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Die Propaganda Bildschirme am U Bahnhof Friedrichstr. werden jede Woche dümmer; Erst erzählt mir irgendein Depp wie ihm Huhn schmeckt und jetzt will mir BERND STROMBERG Produktivitätstipps geben? Sag mal, könnt ihr bitte auch noch nen bisschen Lack für die Renovierungsarbeiten übrig lassen?!
Gratis Geschäftsidee: Dosenkäse.
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gratis Geschäftsidee: Dosenkäse.
"Serviervorschlag" könnte längst denglische Worte wie "inspo" oder "look" ersetzen. Deutsche Gen Alpha macht endlich mal was für die deutsche Jugendsprache!
October 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Serviervorschlag" könnte längst denglische Worte wie "inspo" oder "look" ersetzen. Deutsche Gen Alpha macht endlich mal was für die deutsche Jugendsprache!
Je mehr ich weiß, um so weniger will ich wissen.
September 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Je mehr ich weiß, um so weniger will ich wissen.
Seldom have I heard of a man-made horror this far beyond my comprehension. All happening live and no one did anything.
ground.news/article/fren...
ground.news/article/fren...
French Streamer Jean Pormanove Dies During Livestream as Nice Prosecutor Orders Autopsy
France's digital minister referred the case to regulators over viral footage of repeated on-air abuse.
ground.news
August 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Seldom have I heard of a man-made horror this far beyond my comprehension. All happening live and no one did anything.
ground.news/article/fren...
ground.news/article/fren...
2025 ist das Jahr in welchem das Wort "Manipulation" endgültig seine Bedeutung verlieren wird.
August 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
2025 ist das Jahr in welchem das Wort "Manipulation" endgültig seine Bedeutung verlieren wird.
Verdammt Temu ist nur Betrug ist Ralf Schumacher für Zoomer.
August 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Verdammt Temu ist nur Betrug ist Ralf Schumacher für Zoomer.
So, people can embed malicious websites in Google translate links now. What's next, a bunch of unwanted data-snooping malware preinstalled with my OS? Oh wait...
May 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So, people can embed malicious websites in Google translate links now. What's next, a bunch of unwanted data-snooping malware preinstalled with my OS? Oh wait...
TIL: The search bar in Windows 11 is limited to 400 characters of input.
April 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
TIL: The search bar in Windows 11 is limited to 400 characters of input.
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Based on a true story.
March 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Based on a true story.
Ya'll got a favorite Windows bug?
Mine is USB controller drivers crashing and not restating themselves. Very fun if you happen to use a USB mouse/keyboard. Don't even get me started on Bluetooth bugs!
Remember; without a remote control setup, you're never really in control of your Windows system 😉
Mine is USB controller drivers crashing and not restating themselves. Very fun if you happen to use a USB mouse/keyboard. Don't even get me started on Bluetooth bugs!
Remember; without a remote control setup, you're never really in control of your Windows system 😉
March 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Ya'll got a favorite Windows bug?
Mine is USB controller drivers crashing and not restating themselves. Very fun if you happen to use a USB mouse/keyboard. Don't even get me started on Bluetooth bugs!
Remember; without a remote control setup, you're never really in control of your Windows system 😉
Mine is USB controller drivers crashing and not restating themselves. Very fun if you happen to use a USB mouse/keyboard. Don't even get me started on Bluetooth bugs!
Remember; without a remote control setup, you're never really in control of your Windows system 😉
Never thought the day would come, but it turns out not even Lockheed Martin is safe from Idiocracy. Phenomenal plot development though, cheers to the writers!
March 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Never thought the day would come, but it turns out not even Lockheed Martin is safe from Idiocracy. Phenomenal plot development though, cheers to the writers!
Reposted by Otto Werse
It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
Reposted by Otto Werse
I don't think these companies want me to actually rate my experience
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't think these companies want me to actually rate my experience
I assure you they can, and will, dissappear anyone they please.
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I assure you they can, and will, dissappear anyone they please.
Reposted by Otto Werse
In business and in many other areas of life, a lot of confusion comes down to correctly distinguishing the difference between selection and treatment effects.
I couldn't find a good explainer today, so I made one.
I couldn't find a good explainer today, so I made one.
March 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In business and in many other areas of life, a lot of confusion comes down to correctly distinguishing the difference between selection and treatment effects.
I couldn't find a good explainer today, so I made one.
I couldn't find a good explainer today, so I made one.
Reposted by Otto Werse
A lot of women say their husband never listens to them
I am proud to say I have never heard her say that
I am proud to say I have never heard her say that
March 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A lot of women say their husband never listens to them
I am proud to say I have never heard her say that
I am proud to say I have never heard her say that
Reposted by Otto Werse
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
Reposted by Otto Werse
Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog
March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog