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Mojito Joe
@orrivo.com
13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work.

Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on

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Pretty much sums up this little experiment
June 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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For anyone who needs this gif tonight
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.
March 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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New app:

Googly Eyes

Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar

sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes
March 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I can’t come into work today cuz I got a dog on my lap
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Strava - but for sitting on my arse.
March 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
7 years ago today, I packed up my stuff, said goodbye to my friends, and got on a plane and never returned to the place I had always called home— London.

I had spent my entire 20s transitioning into a tech bro with a warped vision of success and happiness…
February 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Happy to announce, my 2nd solo app ever Silk Road Journey has launched on #VisionPro.
It leveraged great capabilities of VP & transform tech into history alive. Bringing important cities to you, just like being there.
One millennium, just one touch away.
#travel #apple #indie #buildinpublic
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
WOOOOOooooOOOOOKEE
February 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I got up at silly o'clock this morning, so did a quick update to indiebuilds.co.

Profile pictures are now imported from the Google provider.

Next I'll store it in storage on initial sign up, so creators don't need to manually add one.
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s a what now?
February 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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All AI startups 😂

#memes #startups #founders #AI
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
*unsubscribed from America
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I once saw a child feeding an alligator in a zoo. His dad was holding him up so he could feed it.

That’s it, that’s the post.
February 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
and I would have got away with it if there wasn’t all those witnesses…

- Jehovah
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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🇮🇩 👋😀 Halo, Indonesia!
My goal-tracking app Wins is now also available in Indonesian!
apps.apple.com/app/id166831...

That’s now 24 languages in total. And more are coming soon 🙂

#buildinpublic #goals
February 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
hey siri play top hits.

ok, got it, now playing 17th century French folk music.
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.
February 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM