Mojito Joe
@orrivo.com
13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work.
Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on
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📍San Diego
Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on
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📍San Diego
You just gotta ask the right questions
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You just gotta ask the right questions
Jesus in my attic is the name of my new strip mall church. Plz send donations (money not cum)
March 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Jesus in my attic is the name of my new strip mall church. Plz send donations (money not cum)
Is this the guy that invented the monkey anus NFT?
March 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is this the guy that invented the monkey anus NFT?
Everything’s an ass if you look at it long enough
March 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Everything’s an ass if you look at it long enough
I’m not at 5 but if it’s like 3 they’re happy with a box and a $5 cake with sparklers.
March 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m not at 5 but if it’s like 3 they’re happy with a box and a $5 cake with sparklers.
Great tweet. This tweet makes America great.
March 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Great tweet. This tweet makes America great.
The cybertruck is missing the dog shit that should be smeared into it, otherwise no notes.
March 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The cybertruck is missing the dog shit that should be smeared into it, otherwise no notes.
It’s the Pixar movie character their too scared to make
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s the Pixar movie character their too scared to make
What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your vacation
March 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your vacation
It’s all fun and games until the AI can’t fix the bug and then it’s a bad vibe
March 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s all fun and games until the AI can’t fix the bug and then it’s a bad vibe
[Runs towards you with a Pheasant in its mouth gleefully]
March 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
[Runs towards you with a Pheasant in its mouth gleefully]
Do we know if the mattress consented?
March 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Do we know if the mattress consented?
They will live a way better life in Mexico with better healthcare and a country that won’t see them as the enemy.
March 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
They will live a way better life in Mexico with better healthcare and a country that won’t see them as the enemy.
[paprikapapi entered the chat]
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
[paprikapapi entered the chat]
Is it better than GrapeAnus ™️?
March 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Is it better than GrapeAnus ™️?
Finally this is actually gods work not pretend shit.
March 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Finally this is actually gods work not pretend shit.
the intern baby cfo gets no prenatal leave. Not in this economy
March 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the intern baby cfo gets no prenatal leave. Not in this economy
I’m judging when I’m asleep
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’m judging when I’m asleep
We have a word in the U.K. which i think needs to be a Bigger part of the US lexicon to discribe people who are a pedo/rapist - nonce. And here’s another nonce and who the fuck is supprised that this nonce rapes innocent children like a nonce.
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
We have a word in the U.K. which i think needs to be a Bigger part of the US lexicon to discribe people who are a pedo/rapist - nonce. And here’s another nonce and who the fuck is supprised that this nonce rapes innocent children like a nonce.