Mojito Joe
@orrivo.com
13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work.
Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on
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Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on
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📍San Diego
You just gotta ask the right questions
June 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You just gotta ask the right questions
Pretty much sums up this little experiment
June 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pretty much sums up this little experiment
It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.
Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.
March 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.
I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.
Well I wish I hadn’t have bothered, thanks Apple.
February 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Well I wish I hadn’t have bothered, thanks Apple.
Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.
*unsubscribed from America
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*unsubscribed from America
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
Wake up babe, AI in that app you don't use just dropped.
January 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wake up babe, AI in that app you don't use just dropped.
I got shadow banned at least 2 times on Twatter for posting this shit.
January 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I got shadow banned at least 2 times on Twatter for posting this shit.
My last brain cell is at it again
January 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My last brain cell is at it again
In breaking news, the ‘everything in one’ app breaks up into other app.
January 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In breaking news, the ‘everything in one’ app breaks up into other app.
I cannot express enough how much this WhatsApp AI icon is killing my vibe.
December 22, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I cannot express enough how much this WhatsApp AI icon is killing my vibe.
For those of you who do not know what a CI/CD pipeline is.
Here it is explained as an image.
Here it is explained as an image.
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
For those of you who do not know what a CI/CD pipeline is.
Here it is explained as an image.
Here it is explained as an image.
This Christmas spare a thought for the engineers at Apple who are still held hostage until they release all the AI features.
December 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
This Christmas spare a thought for the engineers at Apple who are still held hostage until they release all the AI features.
Whomever wears their watch like this violently offends me.
December 19, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Whomever wears their watch like this violently offends me.
The algorithm truly understands my wants and needs
December 13, 2024 at 9:33 AM
The algorithm truly understands my wants and needs