ורד
@orphanim.bsky.social
G-d's favorite schlimazel
anarcho yid w/ chassidus & wittigian characteristics
[ nb she/they ]
listen to my music and donate to help me stay housed: https://linktr.ee/orphanim
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anarcho yid w/ chassidus & wittigian characteristics
[ nb she/they ]
listen to my music and donate to help me stay housed: https://linktr.ee/orphanim
🔞🧿
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- the Angel of Death is my brother-in-law
- how so?
- he took my sister
- how so?
- he took my sister
Hence the old joke
- דער מלאך המוות איז מיין שוואגער
- וואס הייסט?
- ער האט גענומען מיין שוועסטער
- דער מלאך המוות איז מיין שוואגער
- וואס הייסט?
- ער האט גענומען מיין שוועסטער
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
- the Angel of Death is my brother-in-law
- how so?
- he took my sister
- how so?
- he took my sister
jealous of my friend that lives right down the street in the eruv from our shul and can walk to minyan whenever
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
jealous of my friend that lives right down the street in the eruv from our shul and can walk to minyan whenever
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me when i see one (1) neoconfederate
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
me when i see one (1) neoconfederate
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the pederast icon-carving mechahitler suicide whisperer machine needs to be in all your devices. you need to give it full access. every email every phone every page every drive every network. it needs chips and power and water. you do not. obey the pederast printing program. its good for you.
yes, AI is being used to make CSAM and revenge porn and it’s telling people to kill themselves & their loved ones and it’s destroying the environment and it’s infecting every creative field but hey, you gotta admit, it sure helps me make my grocery list
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
the pederast icon-carving mechahitler suicide whisperer machine needs to be in all your devices. you need to give it full access. every email every phone every page every drive every network. it needs chips and power and water. you do not. obey the pederast printing program. its good for you.
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A hearty resounding “thank you” to everyone who has ever told me what my art means to them, or told me a meme made them smile. Or even enjoyed my art or memes from afar…maybe DM’ed one to a friend.
Y’all have consistently made it difficult for me to hate myself. And I’m grateful for that 💛
Y’all have consistently made it difficult for me to hate myself. And I’m grateful for that 💛
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A hearty resounding “thank you” to everyone who has ever told me what my art means to them, or told me a meme made them smile. Or even enjoyed my art or memes from afar…maybe DM’ed one to a friend.
Y’all have consistently made it difficult for me to hate myself. And I’m grateful for that 💛
Y’all have consistently made it difficult for me to hate myself. And I’m grateful for that 💛
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, EUROPEAN
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, EUROPEAN
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I can't say I know her well. She is not very sociable.
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I can't say I know her well. She is not very sociable.
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I just stumbled upon how the logo of the Ministry of Communications and Information Technology of Egypt looks
www.linkedin.com/company/mini...
www.linkedin.com/company/mini...
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I just stumbled upon how the logo of the Ministry of Communications and Information Technology of Egypt looks
www.linkedin.com/company/mini...
www.linkedin.com/company/mini...
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EVERYONE SHOULD PICK UP POEMS AND DRAWING AND MUSIC
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
EVERYONE SHOULD PICK UP POEMS AND DRAWING AND MUSIC
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Gunfighter atop the Vase of the Daemosene Body, digital painting and collage
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gunfighter atop the Vase of the Daemosene Body, digital painting and collage
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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あけましておめでとうございます！
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🎍今年もよろしくお願いします！！🎍
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🎍今年もよろしくお願いします！！🎍
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
あけましておめでとうございます！
☀️
🏔️
🎍今年もよろしくお願いします！！🎍
☀️
🏔️
🎍今年もよろしくお願いします！！🎍
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Do not be mean, I am ready for enormity.
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Do not be mean, I am ready for enormity.
still 1.5 hrs left for me. for everyone already in 2026, whats it like?
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
still 1.5 hrs left for me. for everyone already in 2026, whats it like?
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みなさま良いお年をお迎えください✨😆
CV ナギノエナ
CV ナギノエナ
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
みなさま良いお年をお迎えください✨😆
CV ナギノエナ
CV ナギノエナ
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I made this in 2020, but it's been fairly evergreen. Which isn't to say "oh there's never going to be another good year." I disagree with that assessment. But we've had our share of challenges for sure. #LemonPig is always a bright spot, though.
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I made this in 2020, but it's been fairly evergreen. Which isn't to say "oh there's never going to be another good year." I disagree with that assessment. But we've had our share of challenges for sure. #LemonPig is always a bright spot, though.
The Second Animal to EVER Ask a Question
YouTube video by Apollo and Frens
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
cranberry + pomegranate is the best juice
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
cranberry + pomegranate is the best juice
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Wishing you all a sweet secular new year 💛
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wishing you all a sweet secular new year 💛