das WAPital
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crying off my clown makeup somewhere new
someone please locate my future spouse so i can propose
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
someone please locate my future spouse so i can propose
once again the curse of being touched with the tism but also have a fat ass makes her rounds 😔
if ur asking me out on a date, please be specific and use the word “Date™” otherwise I shall assume platonic intentions sorry!
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
once again the curse of being touched with the tism but also have a fat ass makes her rounds 😔
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
i have unfortunately learned that fridges have ads on them now ....
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
i have unfortunately learned that fridges have ads on them now ....
yes ma'am 🫡
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
yes ma'am 🫡
mom can you come pick me up they're trying to cancel dolly parton
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
mom can you come pick me up they're trying to cancel dolly parton
makin dad proud posthumously
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
makin dad proud posthumously
this is my playground
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
this is my playground
the transgenderism leaving my body when he says "أنتي شاطرة"
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
the transgenderism leaving my body when he says "أنتي شاطرة"
not everything has to be dissected into a woke debate
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
not everything has to be dissected into a woke debate
huda was a sighopp prove me
wrong
wrong
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
huda was a sighopp prove me
wrong
wrong
if the yemeni muezzin isn't hot beyond belief on PLUR1BUS i'm suing (and also choosing to believe it's a see eye aye mish)
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
if the yemeni muezzin isn't hot beyond belief on PLUR1BUS i'm suing (and also choosing to believe it's a see eye aye mish)
not sure how much more i can handle dot org
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
not sure how much more i can handle dot org
i hate being alive dot com
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i hate being alive dot com
at least the egyptian consulate staying true to the vibe in egypt- confusing you is a game to them and it takes all day to file 1 (one) form
September 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
at least the egyptian consulate staying true to the vibe in egypt- confusing you is a game to them and it takes all day to file 1 (one) form
i love when i randomly remember how looney tunes most of the castro assassination attempts were
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i love when i randomly remember how looney tunes most of the castro assassination attempts were
what hasn't capitalism and colonialism sucked the soul out of?
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what hasn't capitalism and colonialism sucked the soul out of?
if no one got me at least my group chat of my 100 stranger besties where we only post pix of dogs got me
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if no one got me at least my group chat of my 100 stranger besties where we only post pix of dogs got me
لاحول ولا قوة ألا بالله💔
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
لاحول ولا قوة ألا بالله💔
ngl yall but it rly feels like the day of judgement is around the corner
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ngl yall but it rly feels like the day of judgement is around the corner
say yes to heaven
September 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
say yes to heaven
hate when the show makes you like a p*g
September 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
hate when the show makes you like a p*g
okay soooo being at the same show as Beck and making eye contact was wild
August 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
okay soooo being at the same show as Beck and making eye contact was wild
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well. at least there's new worms
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
well. at least there's new worms
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of