Jon
@onlytheharvest.bsky.social
We taught rocks math using electricity, and it was all downhill from there.
Army Vet, Software Engineer, General Tinkerer
Army Vet, Software Engineer, General Tinkerer
I haven't had to be in any kind of secure facility in years, but I still have "In a SCIF with a cellphone in my pocket" nightmares.
For those in the military, it's the equal and opposite of the classic "Where's your weapon?!" nightmares.
For those in the military, it's the equal and opposite of the classic "Where's your weapon?!" nightmares.
April 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I haven't had to be in any kind of secure facility in years, but I still have "In a SCIF with a cellphone in my pocket" nightmares.
For those in the military, it's the equal and opposite of the classic "Where's your weapon?!" nightmares.
For those in the military, it's the equal and opposite of the classic "Where's your weapon?!" nightmares.
Firstly. No one with half a brain ever confidently says "We are clean on OPSEC". You can never truly know.
Secondly, typing that phrase into an open-source instant messenger, even if encrypted, should merit at least the tiniest bit of reflection.
Secondly, typing that phrase into an open-source instant messenger, even if encrypted, should merit at least the tiniest bit of reflection.
March 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Firstly. No one with half a brain ever confidently says "We are clean on OPSEC". You can never truly know.
Secondly, typing that phrase into an open-source instant messenger, even if encrypted, should merit at least the tiniest bit of reflection.
Secondly, typing that phrase into an open-source instant messenger, even if encrypted, should merit at least the tiniest bit of reflection.
Dishwasher Zero is considerably harder than inbox Zero.
March 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Dishwasher Zero is considerably harder than inbox Zero.
I'll be damned if 'Company directed AI roleplay' wasn't in my 2025 bingo card.
March 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'll be damned if 'Company directed AI roleplay' wasn't in my 2025 bingo card.
If resurrection is a thing, bring me back as a dog and not as a large language module.
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If resurrection is a thing, bring me back as a dog and not as a large language module.
*screams in logic, unheard by anyone else watching this "news" in earnest*
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
*screams in logic, unheard by anyone else watching this "news" in earnest*
"I'm on the brute squad"
"You /are/ the brute squad!"
"You /are/ the brute squad!"
One of my all time favorite dialogue exchanges in ANY film is from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
March 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"I'm on the brute squad"
"You /are/ the brute squad!"
"You /are/ the brute squad!"
She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more!
March 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more!
Not to brag, but my team just hit MVP on a very cool development effort. Very proud right now.
March 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not to brag, but my team just hit MVP on a very cool development effort. Very proud right now.
Can't work; Mouse is recharging.
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Can't work; Mouse is recharging.
#pedanticnerdrant
I have #YoutubeTV. In order to maintain my trademark crippling levels of anxiety, I watch news in #Multiview.
I cannot change the channel multiview order or which news channels play. Fox News* is set to default top-right, so it's audio plays right away.
I'd rather it not. kthx.
I have #YoutubeTV. In order to maintain my trademark crippling levels of anxiety, I watch news in #Multiview.
I cannot change the channel multiview order or which news channels play. Fox News* is set to default top-right, so it's audio plays right away.
I'd rather it not. kthx.
March 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
#pedanticnerdrant
I have #YoutubeTV. In order to maintain my trademark crippling levels of anxiety, I watch news in #Multiview.
I cannot change the channel multiview order or which news channels play. Fox News* is set to default top-right, so it's audio plays right away.
I'd rather it not. kthx.
I have #YoutubeTV. In order to maintain my trademark crippling levels of anxiety, I watch news in #Multiview.
I cannot change the channel multiview order or which news channels play. Fox News* is set to default top-right, so it's audio plays right away.
I'd rather it not. kthx.
The #devilscore, but it's rice and steamed vegetables.
February 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The #devilscore, but it's rice and steamed vegetables.
Gemini telling me my JSON is *almost* correct when I was 100% correct is some next level gaslighting. The chef's kiss is when it suggests a setting that does not exist.
Alphabet owns both Gemini and Google Chrome. 😵💫
Alphabet owns both Gemini and Google Chrome. 😵💫
February 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Gemini telling me my JSON is *almost* correct when I was 100% correct is some next level gaslighting. The chef's kiss is when it suggests a setting that does not exist.
Alphabet owns both Gemini and Google Chrome. 😵💫
Alphabet owns both Gemini and Google Chrome. 😵💫
Slowly adding custom keycaps to my duckypad.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
February 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Slowly adding custom keycaps to my duckypad.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
This couldn't be an easier question for a chatbot to answer. revenue.alabama.gov. Do better. Don't shove a chatbot on a site and call it customer service.
February 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This couldn't be an easier question for a chatbot to answer. revenue.alabama.gov. Do better. Don't shove a chatbot on a site and call it customer service.
#snipereliteresistance I need a game update where later level enemies talk about how all the previous enemies were found dead with only scrotum injuries.
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#snipereliteresistance I need a game update where later level enemies talk about how all the previous enemies were found dead with only scrotum injuries.
Reposted by Jon
It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
🦉
WWDITS Superb Owl
YouTube video by Kriosym (Kwisatz Haderach)
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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KANYE WILL BE DISPATCHED OF IN SHORT ORDER
February 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
KANYE WILL BE DISPATCHED OF IN SHORT ORDER
I tried looking up #montgomery in hopes to find some details about the protests today.
Instead, my eyes were accosted by what I can only describe as a series of photos depicting an anthropomorphic alligator with zero regard for some mammals' respect and well being.
Gotta say well played, #rule34
Instead, my eyes were accosted by what I can only describe as a series of photos depicting an anthropomorphic alligator with zero regard for some mammals' respect and well being.
Gotta say well played, #rule34
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I tried looking up #montgomery in hopes to find some details about the protests today.
Instead, my eyes were accosted by what I can only describe as a series of photos depicting an anthropomorphic alligator with zero regard for some mammals' respect and well being.
Gotta say well played, #rule34
Instead, my eyes were accosted by what I can only describe as a series of photos depicting an anthropomorphic alligator with zero regard for some mammals' respect and well being.
Gotta say well played, #rule34
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As a bonus, you're halfway to summoning the Gizmoduck suit.
February 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
As a bonus, you're halfway to summoning the Gizmoduck suit.