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Jon
@onlytheharvest.bsky.social
We taught rocks math using electricity, and it was all downhill from there.

Army Vet, Software Engineer, General Tinkerer
I'll be damned if 'Company directed AI roleplay' wasn't in my 2025 bingo card.
March 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*screams in logic, unheard by anyone else watching this "news" in earnest*
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The #devilscore, but it's rice and steamed vegetables.
February 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Gemini telling me my JSON is *almost* correct when I was 100% correct is some next level gaslighting. The chef's kiss is when it suggests a setting that does not exist.

Alphabet owns both Gemini and Google Chrome. 😵‍💫
February 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Slowly adding custom keycaps to my duckypad.

Simple minds, simple pleasures.
February 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This couldn't be an easier question for a chatbot to answer. revenue.alabama.gov. Do better. Don't shove a chatbot on a site and call it customer service.
February 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
#snipereliteresistance I need a game update where later level enemies talk about how all the previous enemies were found dead with only scrotum injuries.
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#BlueSky's #hashtag system had my #curiosity, now it has my #attention.
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It isn't about the hashtag being 'just numbers':
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Like a dominant girlfriend, it hurts you if you stop eating it.
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[ Cue me chuckling, but slowly devolving into a quiet sob ]
January 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
moving wikipedia backups to a different local server in my homelab. Suddenly, I can justify adding 10G to my network
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I've done IT in some pretty austere conditions, but I've never had to wear a hard hat and high vis jacket in what looks to be the safest room ever.
January 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
😃
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is almost obscene. #snowinAlabama
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So, new Halloween objective... print a skeleton in this material.
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM