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Mean lesbian, aloof Aquarius, dead dad duchess, mommy issues megalomaniac, etc.
She/her
She/her
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(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now
Big weekend for annoying people, if you ask me
October 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Big weekend for annoying people, if you ask me
Anyways…I love that Red and Folklore/Evermore are her best albums and continue to have no competition
October 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Anyways…I love that Red and Folklore/Evermore are her best albums and continue to have no competition
The way white women off all backgrounds worship at the alter of Taylor Swift is truly baffling. And this is coming from someone who has bought every single one of her albums since her debut
October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The way white women off all backgrounds worship at the alter of Taylor Swift is truly baffling. And this is coming from someone who has bought every single one of her albums since her debut
The sun being out on my way home
a group of women are sitting in a church talking to each other .
ALT: a group of women are sitting in a church talking to each other .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The sun being out on my way home
You know how people have lake houses or vacation homes? I want that but like a blue state house. Where I can go every once in awhile to feel like a human being deserving of rights and not just a bogeyman statistic to Deep South republicans
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You know how people have lake houses or vacation homes? I want that but like a blue state house. Where I can go every once in awhile to feel like a human being deserving of rights and not just a bogeyman statistic to Deep South republicans
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
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Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Them doing this just before black history month is so vile.
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Them doing this just before black history month is so vile.
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Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
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I finally stopped using Amazon a few months ago, and it's been so much easier than I imagined
Hey while megaretailers profiting one of the richest men in world are out here doing this shit www.advocate.com/news/amazon-...
maybe it's a fun time to switch to @librofm.bsky.social for audiobooks. Select the indie bookstore you'd like to support, listen away. Comp prices to aforementioned jerks
maybe it's a fun time to switch to @librofm.bsky.social for audiobooks. Select the indie bookstore you'd like to support, listen away. Comp prices to aforementioned jerks
Amazon removes 'equity for Black people' and 'LGBTQ+ rights' from company policies
Amazon has quietly removed protections for Black and LGBTQ+ workers from its company policies.
www.advocate.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I finally stopped using Amazon a few months ago, and it's been so much easier than I imagined
Went to Pilates for the first time today and it was so fucking hard but I might become obsessed with it.…until I remember that I def will probs have to pickup more at work to afford it and that is def not worth it during cold and flu season
January 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Went to Pilates for the first time today and it was so fucking hard but I might become obsessed with it.…until I remember that I def will probs have to pickup more at work to afford it and that is def not worth it during cold and flu season
I’m so serious like how are we bullying corporations into not fucking up the environment more than they already have?!?!?! Bc I need it stop being this cold in Ga asap!!!
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m so serious like how are we bullying corporations into not fucking up the environment more than they already have?!?!?! Bc I need it stop being this cold in Ga asap!!!
Hey! I really don’t like this!!!
January 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hey! I really don’t like this!!!
The inability to keep my drafts on here really does kill my vibe but it is also a great reminder that I should simply shut up and go to bed so good night, and sleep tight my friends
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The inability to keep my drafts on here really does kill my vibe but it is also a great reminder that I should simply shut up and go to bed so good night, and sleep tight my friends
Don’t ask me about any tv shows until March when my Wheel of Time lesbians finally return to traumatize me!
a man is touching a woman 's face and she is crying .
ALT: a man is touching a woman 's face and she is crying .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don’t ask me about any tv shows until March when my Wheel of Time lesbians finally return to traumatize me!
TikTok ban should mean I have to relearn how to be normal but unfortunately for yall I think that just means I’ll be annoying on here now instead
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
TikTok ban should mean I have to relearn how to be normal but unfortunately for yall I think that just means I’ll be annoying on here now instead
Everyone is on their best behavior over here and it’s v nice but also can yall please be hornier on main?? Or at the very least can a shrimp fry some damn rice or something???
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Everyone is on their best behavior over here and it’s v nice but also can yall please be hornier on main?? Or at the very least can a shrimp fry some damn rice or something???
Finding out Jimmy Carter died at work today was not what I needed at all
December 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Finding out Jimmy Carter died at work today was not what I needed at all
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
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How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 PM
How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
So I’m actually really cool and fun
December 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
So I’m actually really cool and fun
I hate being from Georgia until I remember that these are the people and the legacy my state has given the world
November 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I hate being from Georgia until I remember that these are the people and the legacy my state has given the world