oneplanetmikey
@oneplanetmikey.bsky.social
I probably like Depeche Mode more than you do. A friend of the pussycats, old people and young people. A member of the Twitter diaspora. Funky dancer. I always smell nice. Australian.
@catguruniks.bsky.social Hello, I keep forgetting to check in here and have been wondering how you are. Good I hope. X
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@catguruniks.bsky.social Hello, I keep forgetting to check in here and have been wondering how you are. Good I hope. X
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I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".
March 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".
I am attending a social activity on the north side of Brisbane. I feel like I need a passport. So not my side of town.
March 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I am attending a social activity on the north side of Brisbane. I feel like I need a passport. So not my side of town.
Unbelievable. The staff of the Washington office of president Putin are desperately trying to curry favour with head office. What a dreadful performance from Trump and Vance. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
Trump halts talks with Ukraine after catastrophic meeting with ‘disrespectful’ Zelensky
The move came after an angry confrontation in the Oval Office that included Vice President J.D. Vance, with the two Americans berating the Ukrainian leader.
www.brisbanetimes.com.au
February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Unbelievable. The staff of the Washington office of president Putin are desperately trying to curry favour with head office. What a dreadful performance from Trump and Vance. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
I really like the new Morcheeba single, We. live and Die. youtu.be/Vj7MjK_jggw?...
Morcheeba - We Live And Die (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Morcheeba
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I really like the new Morcheeba single, We. live and Die. youtu.be/Vj7MjK_jggw?...
Just when you think he couldn't go lower
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Just when you think he couldn't go lower
A young person has just offered me their seat on the train and oh how I hate them.
February 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A young person has just offered me their seat on the train and oh how I hate them.
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"What's that Skip?"
"Fascism."
"Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1."
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
"Fascism."
"Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1."
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon
The decision to fire Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. reflects the president’s insistence that the military’s leadership is too mired in diversity issues and has lost sight of its combat role.
www.nytimes.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"What's that Skip?"
"Fascism."
"Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1."
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
"Fascism."
"Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1."
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
I have washed another odd number of socks. Today was 45. Besides having too many socks, my matching abilities rival the.exoerts on MAFS.
February 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I have washed another odd number of socks. Today was 45. Besides having too many socks, my matching abilities rival the.exoerts on MAFS.
Vision board by Albert Speer
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
Trump Considers Paving Grass at White House Rose Garden to Match Mar-a-Lago
The president has been discussing plans to rip up the grass in one of the White House’s most iconic locations and put in a hard surface to serve as a patio like the one at his Florida home and club.
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Vision board by Albert Speer
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
How utterly embarrassing.
For pity's sake.
Renowned orator & Trump fan-boy, Scott Morrison, has resurfaced to 'splain how Trump is:
“a steadying hand that brings peace through strength, which the world dearly needs, after the chaos of the last number of years, where the world has basically burst into flames"
#auspol
Renowned orator & Trump fan-boy, Scott Morrison, has resurfaced to 'splain how Trump is:
“a steadying hand that brings peace through strength, which the world dearly needs, after the chaos of the last number of years, where the world has basically burst into flames"
#auspol
February 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
How utterly embarrassing.
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In DOGE America government hacks you
February 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
In DOGE America government hacks you
Big day for the cookers, the Magna Carta is back on display at Parliament House in Canberra.
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Big day for the cookers, the Magna Carta is back on display at Parliament House in Canberra.
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Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
Emmanuel Macron should insist Trump calls the Statue of Liberty, Statue de la Liberté.
February 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Emmanuel Macron should insist Trump calls the Statue of Liberty, Statue de la Liberté.
Someone should start compiling a list of collaborators
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Someone should start compiling a list of collaborators
Doubleplusgood
"Today we were informed by the White House that if AP did not align its editorial standards with President Donald Trump’s executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office." www.ap.org/the-definiti...
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Doubleplusgood
Colonoscopy went well. Seemingly no issues but will wait for pathology. The worst thing was the three litres of prep I had beforehand didn't entirely work and I had to have another litre this morning. Hospital staff placed me on a bed about three metres away from the loo.
February 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Colonoscopy went well. Seemingly no issues but will wait for pathology. The worst thing was the three litres of prep I had beforehand didn't entirely work and I had to have another litre this morning. Hospital staff placed me on a bed about three metres away from the loo.
Commencing colonoscopy preparation now. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the loo for a while.
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Commencing colonoscopy preparation now. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the loo for a while.
For Australia Day I put up some photos of some famous, high achieving, Australian figures. One photograph was of Tilly Devine. No one said anything.
February 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
For Australia Day I put up some photos of some famous, high achieving, Australian figures. One photograph was of Tilly Devine. No one said anything.
A watched Cokes never opens
February 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A watched Cokes never opens
A glorious Depeche Mode anniversary today. Two years ago the band returned with the superb Ghosts Again. A taut, joyous and melancholic masterpiece.
youtu.be/iIyrLRixMs8?...
youtu.be/iIyrLRixMs8?...
Depeche Mode - Ghosts Again (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A glorious Depeche Mode anniversary today. Two years ago the band returned with the superb Ghosts Again. A taut, joyous and melancholic masterpiece.
youtu.be/iIyrLRixMs8?...
youtu.be/iIyrLRixMs8?...