oneplanetmikey
@oneplanetmikey.bsky.social
I probably like Depeche Mode more than you do. A friend of the pussycats, old people and young people. A member of the Twitter diaspora. Funky dancer. I always smell nice. Australian.
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
Someone should start compiling a list of collaborators
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Someone should start compiling a list of collaborators
A watched Cokes never opens
February 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A watched Cokes never opens
I hope they take Afterpay.
February 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I hope they take Afterpay.
Not our of Sky News Australia, though.
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Not our of Sky News Australia, though.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a fascist salute. The Collaborators aren't wasting any time.
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a fascist salute. The Collaborators aren't wasting any time.
I've gone the full mutton. Don't care.
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've gone the full mutton. Don't care.
The Dare Intense Espresso is as good as pre bottled iced coffees get. Five stars. (I shoulda been a tradie).
January 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Dare Intense Espresso is as good as pre bottled iced coffees get. Five stars. (I shoulda been a tradie).
We are having Hawaiian influenced New Year's Eve parties at the old folks home today. Two down, two to go.
December 31, 2024 at 2:27 AM
We are having Hawaiian influenced New Year's Eve parties at the old folks home today. Two down, two to go.
It's leopard print, init?
December 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
It's leopard print, init?
I AM CONSTANTLY INSULTED ON THIS PLATFORM
December 28, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I AM CONSTANTLY INSULTED ON THIS PLATFORM
I AM CONSTANTLY INSULTED ON THIS PLATFORM
December 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I AM CONSTANTLY INSULTED ON THIS PLATFORM
pper Mt G bus station
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
pper Mt G bus station
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.
December 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.
I can't stop huffing myself. My latest acquisition.
December 26, 2024 at 7:45 AM
I can't stop huffing myself. My latest acquisition.
Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
Everyone talks about how cool the Sydney Metro is, however no one talks about how good Uncle Michael is constructing two different train sets before 9am on Christmas Day.
December 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Everyone talks about how cool the Sydney Metro is, however no one talks about how good Uncle Michael is constructing two different train sets before 9am on Christmas Day.
Sadly only blue. I like a good suitcase too.
December 14, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Sadly only blue. I like a good suitcase too.
My shopping trolley might make me an old man, but it has changed my Saturday grocery shopping experience for the better. If Big Trolley needs a paid social media influencer, I am your man.
December 14, 2024 at 2:18 AM
My shopping trolley might make me an old man, but it has changed my Saturday grocery shopping experience for the better. If Big Trolley needs a paid social media influencer, I am your man.
With notes of Narcissism, incompetence and stale piss.
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 PM
With notes of Narcissism, incompetence and stale piss.
Today I had religious proselytisers knock on my door. To get to my door, they have had to open a three step gate. Not happy. Now my arm is mostly better we can again padlock it. We do this, not to keep people but keep an escapologist child in.
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Today I had religious proselytisers knock on my door. To get to my door, they have had to open a three step gate. Not happy. Now my arm is mostly better we can again padlock it. We do this, not to keep people but keep an escapologist child in.
Dior, Brisbane
November 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Dior, Brisbane
Ouch, but all good.
November 14, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Ouch, but all good.