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“Retired” UCC clergy
(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
O.G. Mac user
storyteller
adopted by 2 Shelties
❤️married a&f
🌈 safe space. 🚫 porn/bots/DMs/crypto
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But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.
#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.
#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own
Wall Street Journal reports Kristi Noem arranged purchase to expand deportation flights and for personal travel
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Give a mouse a cookie…
But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.
#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But congratulations to Spirit Airlines for almost selling those 10 airplanes it did not own and that had no engines.
#noem #lewandosky #dhs #ice #spiritairlines
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
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‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
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November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
‘Kayleigh, Come On’: Fox’s Tarlov Calls Out Co-Host for Claiming Trump ‘Was Genuinely Concerned’ When Joking About Pelosi Hammer Attack
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If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
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Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.
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NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeah, Kash is barely keeping up but “fury firing” keeps him in the game. #TrumpCrimeFamily #KashPatel #CandyStore #RedHanded
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI fires top official amid Kash Patel’s outrage over reports of agency jet use
Patel reportedly became furious after revelation he flew to visit girlfriend as agency fires official who oversees fleet
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yeah, Kash is barely keeping up but “fury firing” keeps him in the game. #TrumpCrimeFamily #KashPatel #CandyStore #RedHanded
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you subscribe to Medium, read this shocking story about the No Kings event. #LoveIsStronger #NoKings #AllWelcome
medium.com/fourth-wave/...
medium.com/fourth-wave/...
I Went to a No Kings Protest at a Church, and What I Saw Shocked Me
For context, I’m a liberal ex-Christian feminist in a Republican town
medium.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you subscribe to Medium, read this shocking story about the No Kings event. #LoveIsStronger #NoKings #AllWelcome
medium.com/fourth-wave/...
medium.com/fourth-wave/...
A question worth thinking about…and what is #DineshDSouza going to do with the rest of the day once those 2 seconds are up?
I don’t want to give the answer away, but his initials are DJT.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A question worth thinking about…and what is #DineshDSouza going to do with the rest of the day once those 2 seconds are up?
Liars gonna lie. BlueSky gonna block and report. #Trolls can go X themselves.
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White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
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White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Liars gonna lie. BlueSky gonna block and report. #Trolls can go X themselves.
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White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
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White House and Government Agencies Join Bluesky, Then Attack Democrats www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
#Fascist #PuppyKiller #KristiNoem discovers that the #PoliceState does not own the monitors at #TSA airport checkpoints. #AgitProp messages about political opponents won’t be wafted over heads of unpaid TSA agents.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US airports refuse to air Kristi Noem video blaming Democrats for shutdown
Airports in Phoenix, Las Vegas, Seattle and elsewhere cite laws barring partisan political content at TSA checkpoints
www.theguardian.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#Fascist #PuppyKiller #KristiNoem discovers that the #PoliceState does not own the monitors at #TSA airport checkpoints. #AgitProp messages about political opponents won’t be wafted over heads of unpaid TSA agents.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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All discovery from DOJ due tomorrow, whether they like it or not. (They don't.)
“Under no circumstance shall the failure to reach agreement with respect to a protective order justify withholding prompt disclosure of discovery to defense counsel for review,” the judge wrote.
“Under no circumstance shall the failure to reach agreement with respect to a protective order justify withholding prompt disclosure of discovery to defense counsel for review,” the judge wrote.
Major setback for Trump DOJ as judge unexpectedly asks for evidence of a crime
www.newsweek.com/trump-admin-...
www.newsweek.com/trump-admin-...
Trump admin suffers blow in James Comey case
The Trump administration lost a bid to delay evidence sharing in the DOJ’s case against ex-FBI Director James Comey.
www.newsweek.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
All discovery from DOJ due tomorrow, whether they like it or not. (They don't.)
“Under no circumstance shall the failure to reach agreement with respect to a protective order justify withholding prompt disclosure of discovery to defense counsel for review,” the judge wrote.
“Under no circumstance shall the failure to reach agreement with respect to a protective order justify withholding prompt disclosure of discovery to defense counsel for review,” the judge wrote.
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"...including while she was praying with her eyes closed and hands lifted, wearing a clerical collar and stole."
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
October 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"...including while she was praying with her eyes closed and hands lifted, wearing a clerical collar and stole."
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
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Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.
One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.
Sense, sense, and more sense. The #ConvictedFelon vs the #RuleOfLaw? No contest.
If you come for my people, you come through me.
October 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sense, sense, and more sense. The #ConvictedFelon vs the #RuleOfLaw? No contest.
"We're not reporters, just bad memers," say the political hacks who posted this faked photo of #Portland "riots."
I believe the word they were looking for is "liars." If they don't like it, they can llame la policia.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I believe the word they were looking for is "liars." If they don't like it, they can llame la policia.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"We're not reporters, just bad memers," say the political hacks who posted this faked photo of #Portland "riots."
I believe the word they were looking for is "liars." If they don't like it, they can llame la policia.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I believe the word they were looking for is "liars." If they don't like it, they can llame la policia.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)
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gotta love Andy Borowitz
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
gotta love Andy Borowitz
THIS is how far the #PedoInChief will go to keep the #EpsteinFiles from being released. His #PetSpeaker Johnson refuses to convene Congress and swear in the deciding voter.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
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Elected but Not Seated, Grijalva Waits to Sign Epstein Petition
www.nytimes.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
THIS is how far the #PedoInChief will go to keep the #EpsteinFiles from being released. His #PetSpeaker Johnson refuses to convene Congress and swear in the deciding voter.
(FREE to read, please REPOST)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...
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🎥: We love to see our fospice girl Noche so happy and excited!😃🥰
Noche is living with cancer and is lovingly cared for by her foster family. 🖤🤍 🔉up!
Noche is living with cancer and is lovingly cared for by her foster family. 🖤🤍 🔉up!
October 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
🎥: We love to see our fospice girl Noche so happy and excited!😃🥰
Noche is living with cancer and is lovingly cared for by her foster family. 🖤🤍 🔉up!
Noche is living with cancer and is lovingly cared for by her foster family. 🖤🤍 🔉up!