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(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
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“Retired” UCC clergy
(“UCC” = church that welcomes everyone and therefore going to Hell)
O.G. Mac user
storyteller
adopted by 2 Shelties
❤️married a&f
🌈 safe space. 🚫 porn/bots/DMs/crypto
Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.
And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)
Well, we'll see how long he can keep this up.
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Well, we'll see how long he can keep this up.
Ten minute break from the cascading avalanche of news to note: Yankees. Red Sox. #Playoffs. #BostonSucks. Discuss.
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ten minute break from the cascading avalanche of news to note: Yankees. Red Sox. #Playoffs. #BostonSucks. Discuss.
“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein.”
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein.”
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
One painted blue, the other painted pink. Let's see, who's just had a "gender reveal party" and has been feeling entitled? #sherlock #animals #squirrels #humane
September 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One painted blue, the other painted pink. Let's see, who's just had a "gender reveal party" and has been feeling entitled? #sherlock #animals #squirrels #humane
I'm not a scorched-earth absolutist. But the case for new Democratic party leadership has only gotten more compelling.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
September 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm not a scorched-earth absolutist. But the case for new Democratic party leadership has only gotten more compelling.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Only if it's paws up with its poor puppy eyes taped shut.
(That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )
(That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )
September 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Only if it's paws up with its poor puppy eyes taped shut.
(That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )
(That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )
Well, I think this guy speaks for all of us thinking types.
August 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well, I think this guy speaks for all of us thinking types.
I hope he finds a safe place to do it from. This fixation on ICEing him out of the US is morally revolting.
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hope he finds a safe place to do it from. This fixation on ICEing him out of the US is morally revolting.
Excellent plan. I made a paint stencil for the new "room" we're adding to our Little Free Library so more folks can find us as school starts up. #LittleFreeLibrary #LiteracyWillSaveUs
August 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Excellent plan. I made a paint stencil for the new "room" we're adding to our Little Free Library so more folks can find us as school starts up. #LittleFreeLibrary #LiteracyWillSaveUs
You mean, like this?
August 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You mean, like this?
If you happen to see a post like this:
1. #Costco never filled mifepristone scripts at its pharmacy.
2. The poster is an engagement troll.
Taking advantage of #costco reputation for diverse workforce in face of #TacoTrump threats is low but not a surprise. Won't boost with a repost.
1. #Costco never filled mifepristone scripts at its pharmacy.
2. The poster is an engagement troll.
Taking advantage of #costco reputation for diverse workforce in face of #TacoTrump threats is low but not a surprise. Won't boost with a repost.
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you happen to see a post like this:
1. #Costco never filled mifepristone scripts at its pharmacy.
2. The poster is an engagement troll.
Taking advantage of #costco reputation for diverse workforce in face of #TacoTrump threats is low but not a surprise. Won't boost with a repost.
1. #Costco never filled mifepristone scripts at its pharmacy.
2. The poster is an engagement troll.
Taking advantage of #costco reputation for diverse workforce in face of #TacoTrump threats is low but not a surprise. Won't boost with a repost.
August 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mom wants to put me in pajamas. Again.
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mom wants to put me in pajamas. Again.
Spoiler alert: not enough.
July 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Spoiler alert: not enough.
Sure, Michelle. I’m very interested. I don’t own it, let alone know where it is, but I’m sure you’ll help guide me down that path.
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sure, Michelle. I’m very interested. I don’t own it, let alone know where it is, but I’m sure you’ll help guide me down that path.
My boss said there was great consternation because GS34 did not offer a themed t-shirt. I must get 2 this week. My Baltimore shirt is wearing out. #UCCSynod
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My boss said there was great consternation because GS34 did not offer a themed t-shirt. I must get 2 this week. My Baltimore shirt is wearing out. #UCCSynod
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I can see why he wants us to understand. He looks so at home among the green screens and hard drives.
I can see why he wants us to understand. He looks so at home among the green screens and hard drives.
June 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I can see why he wants us to understand. He looks so at home among the green screens and hard drives.
I can see why he wants us to understand. He looks so at home among the green screens and hard drives.