Owen! 🪗
@ondm.bsky.social
Abq, DnD, MTG, Music
Burned out theatre person, joy enthusiast, the ‘unending cycle of life and death’ of the party
Improv Comedy Pianist
Developing a live rpg show
Too many jobs
Writing more
Backburnering a card game
What if we improved things slightly?
Burned out theatre person, joy enthusiast, the ‘unending cycle of life and death’ of the party
Improv Comedy Pianist
Developing a live rpg show
Too many jobs
Writing more
Backburnering a card game
What if we improved things slightly?
Bread and circuses but it’s protein shakes and obsessive hobbies
May 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bread and circuses but it’s protein shakes and obsessive hobbies
Salt scooped in my core play group: should I A. Sell my cards and move to rural Wales or B. blind everyone I possibly can?
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Salt scooped in my core play group: should I A. Sell my cards and move to rural Wales or B. blind everyone I possibly can?
🚨🔥🚨Strictly better omniscience 🚨🔥🚨
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Who wants a Tarkir: Dragonstorm preview card?? Great cause we’ve got one!
#MagicTheGathering #LRRMTG
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#MagicTheGathering #LRRMTG
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Official Tarkir: Dragonstorm Preview Card – Dracogensis
YouTube video by LRRMTG
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March 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🚨🔥🚨Strictly better omniscience 🚨🔥🚨
(This post brought to you by Red the color of speed and communism)
🔥🐲🫡😎🆒🥹🤩🛠️
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🔥🐲🫡😎🆒🥹🤩🛠️
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Imagine how embarrassing it would be reading about the rise of a fascist state in a history book and seeing a picture of the opposing party holding up signs saying like “this is not good!”
March 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Imagine how embarrassing it would be reading about the rise of a fascist state in a history book and seeing a picture of the opposing party holding up signs saying like “this is not good!”
Clear eyes, full heart, losing constantly
February 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Clear eyes, full heart, losing constantly
All the trolley tracks have people tied to them. Every once and a while you get to affect the people per mile density. Importantly, you have a chance of being tied to the tracks.
Yes, try and stop the trolley, yes reduce the density, but also
RUN AS FAR AHEAD AS YOU CAN AND UNTIE PEOPLE
Yes, try and stop the trolley, yes reduce the density, but also
RUN AS FAR AHEAD AS YOU CAN AND UNTIE PEOPLE
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
All the trolley tracks have people tied to them. Every once and a while you get to affect the people per mile density. Importantly, you have a chance of being tied to the tracks.
Yes, try and stop the trolley, yes reduce the density, but also
RUN AS FAR AHEAD AS YOU CAN AND UNTIE PEOPLE
Yes, try and stop the trolley, yes reduce the density, but also
RUN AS FAR AHEAD AS YOU CAN AND UNTIE PEOPLE
Reposted by Owen! 🪗
may i suggest an alternative pope,, the prawntiff
August 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
may i suggest an alternative pope,, the prawntiff
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?
Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?
Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?
Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?
February 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?
Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?
Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?
Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?
Today I buffed a tear stain off of my glasses with my accordion cleaning microfiber cloth, so at least I’m secure in my uniqueness
February 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today I buffed a tear stain off of my glasses with my accordion cleaning microfiber cloth, so at least I’m secure in my uniqueness
Have you ever had a profound moment of vulnerability with someone that was ultimately dismissed and later realize that you were paraphrasing Weird Al’s banana guy character from Adventure Time? Cause I have
February 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Have you ever had a profound moment of vulnerability with someone that was ultimately dismissed and later realize that you were paraphrasing Weird Al’s banana guy character from Adventure Time? Cause I have
Toodleoo is a deeply underrated and underused way to say goodbye.
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Toodleoo is a deeply underrated and underused way to say goodbye.
Making tokens by hand like refined and cultured magic player
February 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Making tokens by hand like refined and cultured magic player
First test run of Rpg live show I’m workshopping was tonight and here are the big lessons.
75 minutes is so little game time.
Follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals. Game warping exploits are maybe fine?
I must kill them.
75 minutes is so little game time.
Follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals. Game warping exploits are maybe fine?
I must kill them.
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
First test run of Rpg live show I’m workshopping was tonight and here are the big lessons.
75 minutes is so little game time.
Follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals. Game warping exploits are maybe fine?
I must kill them.
75 minutes is so little game time.
Follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals. Game warping exploits are maybe fine?
I must kill them.
Went to the Abq city council meeting tonight, still on the zoom and they have extended the meeting to midnight. I’mma talk about some of the things that happened.
February 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Went to the Abq city council meeting tonight, still on the zoom and they have extended the meeting to midnight. I’mma talk about some of the things that happened.
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USAID matters. I've often disagreed with their strategy and choices, but their work saves more lives than any philanthropy can. It's a rounding error in the federal budget, and one of the best things we do as a country. To see it destroyed overnight by one unelected man is an unmitigated horror.
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
USAID matters. I've often disagreed with their strategy and choices, but their work saves more lives than any philanthropy can. It's a rounding error in the federal budget, and one of the best things we do as a country. To see it destroyed overnight by one unelected man is an unmitigated horror.
I spilled all my black licorice hard candies into my bike bag which feels like the kind of problem a german child would have.
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I spilled all my black licorice hard candies into my bike bag which feels like the kind of problem a german child would have.
In my loser era, apparently
January 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In my loser era, apparently
If you were going to see a live dnd show at a comedy theater, what expectations would you being going in with? Asking for a friend who is me, who is making one.
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you were going to see a live dnd show at a comedy theater, what expectations would you being going in with? Asking for a friend who is me, who is making one.
Imagine hating me and I’m just here in my room drinking tea, eating leftover Indian food, playing accordion and watching some Canadians play a card game
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just here in my room drinking tea, eating leftover Indian food, playing accordion and watching some Canadians play a card game
Ask not for whom the pee pee poo poos, it poo poos for pee
January 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ask not for whom the pee pee poo poos, it poo poos for pee
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sure. the entire timeline has reposted a dumb thing somebody said. the timeline is basically all just that now, sure, I grant you. but wait til it’s me reposting. that’ll learn em
January 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sure. the entire timeline has reposted a dumb thing somebody said. the timeline is basically all just that now, sure, I grant you. but wait til it’s me reposting. that’ll learn em