omer_carrothers
@omer333.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Music lover. Wannabe writer. Dodgers and AEW/wrestling fan. Automobile enthusiast. Fuck MAGA and the rest of them. He/him
For fucksakes no DMs.
For fucksakes no DMs.
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omer_carrothers
@omer333.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Let’s see… since I’ve been here since December 2024 and I have yet to do one of those “introductory posts”, I guess I’ll do one now.
1. I am a former “Florida Man”, I grew up in the Florida panhandle; also referred to as “Lower Alabama”.
1. I am a former “Florida Man”, I grew up in the Florida panhandle; also referred to as “Lower Alabama”.
I. Am. Ok. With. This.
politicians who have read the unredacted files keep say that if ppl knew it would bring the system down
bring it on bitch
bring it on bitch
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I. Am. Ok. With. This.
The kid in the hoodie and glasses is my new hero.
Get little homie teaming up with Brody King & Bandido, call him Hiho de Brody King or something.
#FuckICE #NoKingsbutBrodyKing
Get little homie teaming up with Brody King & Bandido, call him Hiho de Brody King or something.
#FuckICE #NoKingsbutBrodyKing
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The kid in the hoodie and glasses is my new hero.
Get little homie teaming up with Brody King & Bandido, call him Hiho de Brody King or something.
#FuckICE #NoKingsbutBrodyKing
Get little homie teaming up with Brody King & Bandido, call him Hiho de Brody King or something.
#FuckICE #NoKingsbutBrodyKing
I got 12, mainly because I don’t eat anything that’s one step from a cockroach on the evolutionary scale or mushrooms, coconuts, pickles, or raisins.
And grits is essentially buttered sand.
And grits is essentially buttered sand.
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I got 12, mainly because I don’t eat anything that’s one step from a cockroach on the evolutionary scale or mushrooms, coconuts, pickles, or raisins.
And grits is essentially buttered sand.
And grits is essentially buttered sand.
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More people are giving AEW a chance and it's so clear why.
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 AM
More people are giving AEW a chance and it's so clear why.
I really need to get rid of my Ring doorbell
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I really need to get rid of my Ring doorbell
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Over my dead fuckin body
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Over my dead fuckin body
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Cartoon by
John Darkow
John Darkow
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Cartoon by
John Darkow
John Darkow
So if the Seahawks win does that mean early spring or Western Civilization will carry on or Jesus loves us?
I don’t know, I’m confused
I don’t know, I’m confused
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So if the Seahawks win does that mean early spring or Western Civilization will carry on or Jesus loves us?
I don’t know, I’m confused
I don’t know, I’m confused
Not gonna lie, the first time I heard the music Mark Davis and Jake Doyle were using I thought it was an edited version of this song. Partially because of the weird chords that sound like a siren.
#Rukus #AEW
youtu.be/dmCYD0Zuo2U?...
#Rukus #AEW
youtu.be/dmCYD0Zuo2U?...
Corrosion
YouTube video by Ministry - Topic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not gonna lie, the first time I heard the music Mark Davis and Jake Doyle were using I thought it was an edited version of this song. Partially because of the weird chords that sound like a siren.
#Rukus #AEW
youtu.be/dmCYD0Zuo2U?...
#Rukus #AEW
youtu.be/dmCYD0Zuo2U?...
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Hello, I'm the librarian in this extremely haunted small town. Thank you for your interest in our accurséd history! Here's a collection of local folktales; we don't allow it to be checked out because if you read it aloud, you will die. No, I'm sorry, the PTA made us get rid of all the gay books.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Hello, I'm the librarian in this extremely haunted small town. Thank you for your interest in our accurséd history! Here's a collection of local folktales; we don't allow it to be checked out because if you read it aloud, you will die. No, I'm sorry, the PTA made us get rid of all the gay books.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Me and my wife actually met at a laundromat.
And you’re damn right I was checking out the underwear situation.
And you’re damn right I was checking out the underwear situation.
"We met at a laundromat years ago" is an all timer of a conspicuously weird Supermarket Sweep team response to "How to you know each other?"
To the point that I'm just assuming that they're not even a closeted gay couple. I'd expect a closeted gay couple to have a better response than THAT.
To the point that I'm just assuming that they're not even a closeted gay couple. I'd expect a closeted gay couple to have a better response than THAT.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Me and my wife actually met at a laundromat.
And you’re damn right I was checking out the underwear situation.
And you’re damn right I was checking out the underwear situation.
Bro, I will throw down with some pizza bagels and wrestling.
We do not gatekeep. We stand at the gate shouting at passersby, "Hey, wanna come over? My mom made Bagel Bites!"
Over the last 25 hours I have learned that there are a LOT of AEW fans on Bluesky and they get VERY excited when they find a newbie who expresses interest in AEW.
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Bro, I will throw down with some pizza bagels and wrestling.
No new pictures where are you at mentally
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
No new pictures where are you at mentally
I bought one of the shirts and I can’t wait to get it because FUCK ICE
From Brody King's Twitter app:
Big Bad Brody King
@Brodyxking
Thank you to everyone that bought a shirt or a comic. Thank you to @danielwarrenart @HeadlockedComic and Edgeman printing for making it happen. Fuck Ice.
#aew
#wrestlesky
Big Bad Brody King
@Brodyxking
Thank you to everyone that bought a shirt or a comic. Thank you to @danielwarrenart @HeadlockedComic and Edgeman printing for making it happen. Fuck Ice.
#aew
#wrestlesky
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I bought one of the shirts and I can’t wait to get it because FUCK ICE
So uh, when this shit is all over and we’ve hopefully survived this nightmare we’re all living through, are we going to take daytime talkshow hosts like Oprah Winfrey to task for bringing these awful fucks like Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil into our society and helping them gain exposure?
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So uh, when this shit is all over and we’ve hopefully survived this nightmare we’re all living through, are we going to take daytime talkshow hosts like Oprah Winfrey to task for bringing these awful fucks like Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil into our society and helping them gain exposure?
As much as I love Guns & Roses, “Paradise City” annoys the fuck out of me.
Since 1988 I get that part where Axl is howling “HOOOOOOOOMMME!” stuck in my head at a moments notice and it’s there for HOURS.
That and MAGA country music can fuck all the way off.
Since 1988 I get that part where Axl is howling “HOOOOOOOOMMME!” stuck in my head at a moments notice and it’s there for HOURS.
That and MAGA country music can fuck all the way off.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
As much as I love Guns & Roses, “Paradise City” annoys the fuck out of me.
Since 1988 I get that part where Axl is howling “HOOOOOOOOMMME!” stuck in my head at a moments notice and it’s there for HOURS.
That and MAGA country music can fuck all the way off.
Since 1988 I get that part where Axl is howling “HOOOOOOOOMMME!” stuck in my head at a moments notice and it’s there for HOURS.
That and MAGA country music can fuck all the way off.
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Wilmer Menjivar went inside a private business and locked the door behind him. Agents wearing Border Patrol vests smashed their way through the door and took him into custody.
They didn’t have a warrant, and told Menjivar’s wife they didn’t need one.
They didn’t have a warrant, and told Menjivar’s wife they didn’t need one.
Border Patrol detentions at Utah auto shop spark questions about warrantless arrests
A video of an immigration-related arrest at an auto shop in West Valley City went viral over the weekend. Here’s what happened.
www.sltrib.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Wilmer Menjivar went inside a private business and locked the door behind him. Agents wearing Border Patrol vests smashed their way through the door and took him into custody.
They didn’t have a warrant, and told Menjivar’s wife they didn’t need one.
They didn’t have a warrant, and told Menjivar’s wife they didn’t need one.
I just signed up to retake the Motorcycle Safety course in April.
I’m kinda scared, but a good scared.
I’m kinda scared, but a good scared.
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I just signed up to retake the Motorcycle Safety course in April.
I’m kinda scared, but a good scared.
I’m kinda scared, but a good scared.
Improve a movie title by adding “with Big Naturals”
“Beauty & The Beast with Big Naturals”
BONUS:
“Night of the Living Dead with Big Naturals”
“Beauty & The Beast with Big Naturals”
BONUS:
“Night of the Living Dead with Big Naturals”
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
The Wrestler With Big Naturals
The Wrestler With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals
Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “with Big Naturals”
“Beauty & The Beast with Big Naturals”
BONUS:
“Night of the Living Dead with Big Naturals”
“Beauty & The Beast with Big Naturals”
BONUS:
“Night of the Living Dead with Big Naturals”
Sadly, women’s wrestling.
WWE and the Attitude Era did not help women’s wrestling in spite of Lita, Trish, and other talented women.
Sasha vs. Bayley at Takeover Brooklyn is what got me back into WWE, because here was women’s wrestling I could show my young daughters.
WWE and the Attitude Era did not help women’s wrestling in spite of Lita, Trish, and other talented women.
Sasha vs. Bayley at Takeover Brooklyn is what got me back into WWE, because here was women’s wrestling I could show my young daughters.
#WrestleSky 🤼, a query:
Who is a wrestler you would like to admit you were wrong about in a *GOOD* way?
In other words, who is a wrestler that you dismissed / didn’t like / didn’t think was good who turned out to totally prove you wrong?
Who is a wrestler you would like to admit you were wrong about in a *GOOD* way?
In other words, who is a wrestler that you dismissed / didn’t like / didn’t think was good who turned out to totally prove you wrong?
February 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sadly, women’s wrestling.
WWE and the Attitude Era did not help women’s wrestling in spite of Lita, Trish, and other talented women.
Sasha vs. Bayley at Takeover Brooklyn is what got me back into WWE, because here was women’s wrestling I could show my young daughters.
WWE and the Attitude Era did not help women’s wrestling in spite of Lita, Trish, and other talented women.
Sasha vs. Bayley at Takeover Brooklyn is what got me back into WWE, because here was women’s wrestling I could show my young daughters.