Tina
@ombresque.bsky.social
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She/her. Seattle via DC & Philly
She/her. Seattle via DC & Philly
This is so accurate. 48 is “shit I forgot my gloves” and 52 is no socks needed.
After a year in the Bay Area — and a lifetime spent between NH, Ohio, PA, DC, NYC and London — I think I can finally safely say I understand the difference between 48 degrees and 52 degrees in a way I never could have comprehended before.
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is so accurate. 48 is “shit I forgot my gloves” and 52 is no socks needed.
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People are always like, “It rains too much in Seattle,” and they are wrong. But this? This is too much rain.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People are always like, “It rains too much in Seattle,” and they are wrong. But this? This is too much rain.
I’m finally watching Wake Up Dead Man and I feel…..deflated? This doesn’t seem anywhere near the fun as the first one. Even the second was better.
I’m having to fight to stay engaged and keep catching myself ignoring the tv. Actually I think I’ll DNF this, maybe try again another day.
I’m having to fight to stay engaged and keep catching myself ignoring the tv. Actually I think I’ll DNF this, maybe try again another day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m finally watching Wake Up Dead Man and I feel…..deflated? This doesn’t seem anywhere near the fun as the first one. Even the second was better.
I’m having to fight to stay engaged and keep catching myself ignoring the tv. Actually I think I’ll DNF this, maybe try again another day.
I’m having to fight to stay engaged and keep catching myself ignoring the tv. Actually I think I’ll DNF this, maybe try again another day.
Both my parents are separately texting me photos of a big overnight snowfall at their house—my brand is strong ❄️
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Both my parents are separately texting me photos of a big overnight snowfall at their house—my brand is strong ❄️
There is nothing better than drinking coffee in bed
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There is nothing better than drinking coffee in bed
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My friend Rose: Where do we stand on Janice
Me: ...as a spelling of Hanukkah or...?
My friend Rose: yeah, it's a common joke that that's a technically possible spelling of hanukkah
Me:
Me: ...as a spelling of Hanukkah or...?
My friend Rose: yeah, it's a common joke that that's a technically possible spelling of hanukkah
Me:
a white horse with a black bridle and a caption that says " explain "
Alt: White horse demanding explanation
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My friend Rose: Where do we stand on Janice
Me: ...as a spelling of Hanukkah or...?
My friend Rose: yeah, it's a common joke that that's a technically possible spelling of hanukkah
Me:
Me: ...as a spelling of Hanukkah or...?
My friend Rose: yeah, it's a common joke that that's a technically possible spelling of hanukkah
Me:
I was served a Caesar salad with diced apples in it and now I know how people who get raisins in their potato salad feel.
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was served a Caesar salad with diced apples in it and now I know how people who get raisins in their potato salad feel.
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
There is A Lot of snow in Ohio
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There is A Lot of snow in Ohio
There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, she was very, very good, and when she was bad, she was horrid.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good, she was very, very good, and when she was bad, she was horrid.
Stop rhyming now I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Anybody want a peanut?
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Stop rhyming now I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Anybody want a peanut?
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
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The bear would never
Man Charged With Leaving Girlfriend to Freeze to Death on Mountain
The experienced mountaineer is accused of abandoning his girlfriend at the top of Austria’s highest mountain.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The bear would never
Fucking jet lagged insomnia
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Fucking jet lagged insomnia
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Happy Antarctica Day! Honor that amazing place by taking a moment to breathe with my favorite Weddell seal. He wants you to feel good this week.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Antarctica Day! Honor that amazing place by taking a moment to breathe with my favorite Weddell seal. He wants you to feel good this week.
I really needed to start doing laundry yesterday so I can pack for a Wednesday trip but. I don’t wanna.
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I really needed to start doing laundry yesterday so I can pack for a Wednesday trip but. I don’t wanna.
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A reminder this holiday season and always
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A reminder this holiday season and always
Finally got to make the enchiladas I had planned for Thursday (before everything was derailed by the Grater Incident).
They turned out pretty good and will make great freezer meals, but I probably won’t use the Victoria brand red sauce again—it was a bit bland.
They turned out pretty good and will make great freezer meals, but I probably won’t use the Victoria brand red sauce again—it was a bit bland.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Finally got to make the enchiladas I had planned for Thursday (before everything was derailed by the Grater Incident).
They turned out pretty good and will make great freezer meals, but I probably won’t use the Victoria brand red sauce again—it was a bit bland.
They turned out pretty good and will make great freezer meals, but I probably won’t use the Victoria brand red sauce again—it was a bit bland.
Instead of eating enchiladas today I spent the afternoon in urgent care getting my thumb glued back on 😫
Watch out lil cheese grater, I know how to hold a grudge
Watch out lil cheese grater, I know how to hold a grudge
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Instead of eating enchiladas today I spent the afternoon in urgent care getting my thumb glued back on 😫
Watch out lil cheese grater, I know how to hold a grudge
Watch out lil cheese grater, I know how to hold a grudge
Considering going to the grocery store now at 1pm just for the people watching
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Considering going to the grocery store now at 1pm just for the people watching
I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it
at what point does binge reading count as a form of substance abuse
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m in this tweet and I don’t like it
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Our annual reminder, as we slide into the festive season, is that small businesses are run by humans & have feelings to match.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Our annual reminder, as we slide into the festive season, is that small businesses are run by humans & have feelings to match.
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using DHGate.com Hair Dryers Due to Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death: www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using DHGate.com Hair Dryers Due to Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death: www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Giving the blackout curtains a second chance to do their duty 🤞🏻
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Giving the blackout curtains a second chance to do their duty 🤞🏻