Ollie Crafoord
@olrun.bsky.social
a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s.
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Ollie Crafoord
@olrun.bsky.social
· Aug 1
'I asked chatgpt and—'
I'm going to ask the augurs what the gods think about it instead
I'm going to ask the augurs what the gods think about it instead
My new painting that is maybe finished, who the hell knows, can be found here! :
"Goblin Mode™️" - Click to view on Ko-fi
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November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My new painting that is maybe finished, who the hell knows, can be found here! :
Birthday gifts I've received this week!
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Birthday gifts I've received this week!
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Translation: "Eight-year-old Edda Svanlund Sekander dresses up as a hefty electric bill for Halloween, something she believes will scare the grown-ups as she goes trick-or-treating."
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Translation: "Eight-year-old Edda Svanlund Sekander dresses up as a hefty electric bill for Halloween, something she believes will scare the grown-ups as she goes trick-or-treating."
I've finished this, I think. I can finally leave it alone. This cat has enough jewels to buy tuna for the rest of his life. 😅
"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕
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#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕
👉 ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I've finished this, I think. I can finally leave it alone. This cat has enough jewels to buy tuna for the rest of his life. 😅
"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕
👉 ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕
👉 ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
For those that can’t see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
For those that can’t see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
I can’t believe we’ve created and destroyed the internet in the span of my lifetime. What a wondrous world we live in.
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can’t believe we’ve created and destroyed the internet in the span of my lifetime. What a wondrous world we live in.
Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post!
mine: Uhhhh, cats.
mine: Uhhhh, cats.
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post!
mine: Uhhhh, cats.
mine: Uhhhh, cats.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Human artists!?
Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Human artists!?
Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Maybe my next subject? What a pose!
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Maybe my next subject? What a pose!
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did a new one
It is not cold enough for this yet here I am.
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It is not cold enough for this yet here I am.
The way Meta is trying to shove AI down our throats is pissing me off because I accidentally click on this every single time now when I want to choose my most recent photo.
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The way Meta is trying to shove AI down our throats is pissing me off because I accidentally click on this every single time now when I want to choose my most recent photo.
I painted this today and called it "Sourly I discovered that space is shrimps" — I do lot have an explanation. 😅
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#artsky #traditionalart #catpainting
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#artsky #traditionalart #catpainting
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I painted this today and called it "Sourly I discovered that space is shrimps" — I do lot have an explanation. 😅
ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #traditionalart #catpainting
ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #traditionalart #catpainting
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Art is so cool, man
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Art is so cool, man
This dress is giving circus or maybe the 1830s, perhaps both.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This dress is giving circus or maybe the 1830s, perhaps both.
The outside wall of my home is covered in various kinds of spiders (I assume they are convening for spooky season) and my landlady told me to hoover them because they don't need to be there, and I was like, they are where they need to be, which is outside, not in my vacuum, plotting their escape. 😟
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The outside wall of my home is covered in various kinds of spiders (I assume they are convening for spooky season) and my landlady told me to hoover them because they don't need to be there, and I was like, they are where they need to be, which is outside, not in my vacuum, plotting their escape. 😟
Gave Simon this snake toy to cheer him up about his lack of pants. Then further embarrassed him by singing Britney Spears and putting the snake on his neck.
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Gave Simon this snake toy to cheer him up about his lack of pants. Then further embarrassed him by singing Britney Spears and putting the snake on his neck.
*seeing my ninth reel in a row about ancient rome*
Me, whispering to myself: ”I built this algorithm one acetaminophen at a time.”
Me, whispering to myself: ”I built this algorithm one acetaminophen at a time.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*seeing my ninth reel in a row about ancient rome*
Me, whispering to myself: ”I built this algorithm one acetaminophen at a time.”
Me, whispering to myself: ”I built this algorithm one acetaminophen at a time.”
Third favourite mosaic.
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Third favourite mosaic.
So fashion. 😅 #Fashionscape #Runescape
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
So fashion. 😅 #Fashionscape #Runescape