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Ollie Crafoord
@olrun.bsky.social
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a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s.
🔗 https://linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ https://ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
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Birthday gifts I've received this week!
An antique brooch in brass with purple, red, and pink stones A candy dish with a lid in crystal!
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I've finished this, I think. I can finally leave it alone. This cat has enough jewels to buy tuna for the rest of his life. 😅

"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas 💕

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#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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For those that can’t see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. 👀

#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post!

mine: Uhhhh, cats.
A painting of a cat in space surrounded by shrimps A painting of a cat wearing a mermaid tail and a bikini top lying in a sink A painting of a cat with a coffee and some cakes A painting of a cat sitting in an antique bowl surrounded by the items used to conserve such bowls
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Human artists!?

Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
An acrylic painting of a cat with a space helmet on, floating in the darkness sand surrounding by shrimps. Space is shrimps.
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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It is not cold enough for this yet here I am.
A selfie of me wearing a knitted hood in black and white stripes with a lil pink edge.
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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The way Meta is trying to shove AI down our throats is pissing me off because I accidentally click on this every single time now when I want to choose my most recent photo.
A screenshot from Messenger showing the AI images” generator button as an option that opens when you want to choose a photo to send to your friend. 🙃
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I painted this today and called it "Sourly I discovered that space is shrimps" — I do lot have an explanation. 😅

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#artsky #traditionalart #catpainting
A painting of a cat in space surrounded by shrimps. A close up of a painting of the cat’s face! A painting of a shrimp
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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This dress is giving circus or maybe the 1830s, perhaps both.
A selfie of meee, a woman with brown hair and a striped dress.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Gave Simon this snake toy to cheer him up about his lack of pants. Then further embarrassed him by singing Britney Spears and putting the snake on his neck.
The 'they're the same picture' meme, with Britney Spears holding a snake photo and a photo of my cat with a toy snake on him.
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Third favourite mosaic.
An ancient mosaic of a snake sticking its tongue out at a mongoose. Very cute.
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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So fashion. 😅 #Fashionscape #Runescape
A screenshot of a runescape character wearing a nice outfit! A screenshot of a runescape character wearing a nice outfit!
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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"möther, I AM COVERED IN SEEDS, MÖTHER"
My beige cat standing on my bed in a wide stance!, screaming and covered in seeds from the outside world. Ugh.
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Since we’ve all gone full blown Idiocracy, I’ve finally FINALLY broken down and got myself some crocs. 🥺
A scene from the film Idiocracy where they are in crocs! Red shiny crocs!
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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I was trying to take a photo of a doughnut because the light was hitting the jam really nicely and I thought ”Perfect reference photo!” But then—
Cat trying to consume a doughnut Cat trying to grab a doughnut
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Simon lunged at me and I successfully blocked him with my shin in the appropriate manner.
Screenshot that says ”get muay thai’ed idiot”
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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All news outlets should just no longer do human interviews. They’re just making everyone upset. Instead:
A deer being interviewed by news 😌
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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me sittin' at my magic information screen, reading a poorly-made website from 1998 of ancient egyptian papyri translations ✨
this is a photo of a cat sitting in front of a computer screen. they are seated in front of a window and outside that window is a beach!
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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'mom, can we have mcdonalds for dinner??' - this heron probably
A photo of a heron in the front seat of a car, with a seatbelt on. A photo of a heron in the front seat of a car, with a seatbelt on.
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I've bleached my eyebrows.
Selfie of meeee, with a headband and sequin top with stars on it! Amazing!
September 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Questions I ask my friends with no prompt whatsoever. 🥴
A screenshot from messenger. It reads: Do you think the efficiency of the Roman army is what makes them so sexy?
September 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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What are those 😭
A model wearing furry high heels? Furry high heels.
September 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I went to see The Naked Gun today and none of the swedish audience got the Spirit Halloween joke and it was literally the only time you couldn’t hear laughter during the entire film 🥲
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Simon was helping me watch youtubes about how to wrap my hands for thai boxing but every video shows a different technique so now we’re just playing.
A beige cat wrapped in a handwrap
August 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is who runs this account
A manuscript showing a cheerful looking skeleton with bagpipes of some sort absolutely pestering a lady. She is waving him off as if he is a fly. Her expression is irate. It's beautiful.
August 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM