TrillionairesForTrump <satire>
@oligarchs4trump.bsky.social
The arc of history is long but it bends towards oligarchy...because we paid it to.
Pinned
What are you complaining about? The playing field is level!
Dear reflex,
Nothing curious about it. We have our ways.
Your mention of Krispy Kreme prompted us to check the stock ticker. Krispy Kreme stock is down.
No matter, I'm certain our broker shorted it as well as all the others days ago.
Ka-ching!
#0.0000%AndProud
Nothing curious about it. We have our ways.
Your mention of Krispy Kreme prompted us to check the stock ticker. Krispy Kreme stock is down.
No matter, I'm certain our broker shorted it as well as all the others days ago.
Ka-ching!
#0.0000%AndProud
@oligarchs4trump.bsky.social Curious how modest their income is, but after years in Congress, their income blows up 43%. Trump not only stays out of jail, he ruins lives & makes $$.
Krispy Kreme Gnome Income:
2009 $36,000
2015 $471,000
2017 $2,237,000
2024 $19,000,000 - that is a lot of watches!!
Krispy Kreme Gnome Income:
2009 $36,000
2015 $471,000
2017 $2,237,000
2024 $19,000,000 - that is a lot of watches!!
April 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dear reflex,
Nothing curious about it. We have our ways.
Your mention of Krispy Kreme prompted us to check the stock ticker. Krispy Kreme stock is down.
No matter, I'm certain our broker shorted it as well as all the others days ago.
Ka-ching!
#0.0000%AndProud
Nothing curious about it. We have our ways.
Your mention of Krispy Kreme prompted us to check the stock ticker. Krispy Kreme stock is down.
No matter, I'm certain our broker shorted it as well as all the others days ago.
Ka-ching!
#0.0000%AndProud
Dear Crone,
Thank you for informing us of their presence.
We have notes.
Thank you for informing us of their presence.
We have notes.
@oligarchs4trump.bsky.social Was this you? Gold start satire🌟
April 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dear Crone,
Thank you for informing us of their presence.
We have notes.
Thank you for informing us of their presence.
We have notes.
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
Sir!
How dare you think the pinnacle of French sophistication, refinment and filthy stinking wealth was somehow repressive!
#WhoWereThose99.99%AndWhyDidTheyMatter?
How dare you think the pinnacle of French sophistication, refinment and filthy stinking wealth was somehow repressive!
#WhoWereThose99.99%AndWhyDidTheyMatter?
The French people were also suffering under a repressive regime of sadistic greed-goons; they developed an impressively effective countermeasure:
March 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sir!
How dare you think the pinnacle of French sophistication, refinment and filthy stinking wealth was somehow repressive!
#WhoWereThose99.99%AndWhyDidTheyMatter?
How dare you think the pinnacle of French sophistication, refinment and filthy stinking wealth was somehow repressive!
#WhoWereThose99.99%AndWhyDidTheyMatter?
Dear Hoi Polloi,
How charming of you to think Fox would remain profitable if it told the truth:
#There'sNoNewsLikeFakeNews!
How charming of you to think Fox would remain profitable if it told the truth:
#There'sNoNewsLikeFakeNews!
March 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dear Hoi Polloi,
How charming of you to think Fox would remain profitable if it told the truth:
#There'sNoNewsLikeFakeNews!
How charming of you to think Fox would remain profitable if it told the truth:
#There'sNoNewsLikeFakeNews!
Pity poor Pierre. Even his real estate empire is paltry.
#PierrePoilievre:NotEnoughGreedToBeUsefulToUs
#PierrePoilievre:NotEnoughGreedToBeUsefulToUs
Pierre Poilievre pictured today wandering around Parliament Hill looking for Trudeau.
a man in a suit is holding a brown jacket over his shoulder .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a brown jacket over his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pity poor Pierre. Even his real estate empire is paltry.
#PierrePoilievre:NotEnoughGreedToBeUsefulToUs
#PierrePoilievre:NotEnoughGreedToBeUsefulToUs
Make Social Security Neither!
March 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Make Social Security Neither!
Reposted by TrillionairesForTrump <satire>
Dear Surfer,
We heartily approve of this plan as our servants will have less of a commute to our Florida mansions thereby!
#ElonIsInnocent!
We heartily approve of this plan as our servants will have less of a commute to our Florida mansions thereby!
#ElonIsInnocent!
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dear Surfer,
We heartily approve of this plan as our servants will have less of a commute to our Florida mansions thereby!
#ElonIsInnocent!
We heartily approve of this plan as our servants will have less of a commute to our Florida mansions thereby!
#ElonIsInnocent!
Dear Fellow,
44% over 46 years is nearly 1% growth each year! And you're complaining?
Curious.
#OfCourseWeDeservePreferentialTreatment.WeHaveMoreMoneyThanYou!
44% over 46 years is nearly 1% growth each year! And you're complaining?
Curious.
#OfCourseWeDeservePreferentialTreatment.WeHaveMoreMoneyThanYou!
The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979.
Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth.
Trickle down economics was always a hoax.
Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth.
Trickle down economics was always a hoax.
February 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dear Fellow,
44% over 46 years is nearly 1% growth each year! And you're complaining?
Curious.
#OfCourseWeDeservePreferentialTreatment.WeHaveMoreMoneyThanYou!
44% over 46 years is nearly 1% growth each year! And you're complaining?
Curious.
#OfCourseWeDeservePreferentialTreatment.WeHaveMoreMoneyThanYou!
Dear Fellow,
The solution is obvious! Give billionaires concessions to run the place & very soon we will have plenty of rangers available! Mass tours will cost whatever the market can bear; personal tours for the well-heeled more.
Rescue would cost the most, of course.
#NaturalResources=$$$
The solution is obvious! Give billionaires concessions to run the place & very soon we will have plenty of rangers available! Mass tours will cost whatever the market can bear; personal tours for the well-heeled more.
Rescue would cost the most, of course.
#NaturalResources=$$$
February 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dear Fellow,
The solution is obvious! Give billionaires concessions to run the place & very soon we will have plenty of rangers available! Mass tours will cost whatever the market can bear; personal tours for the well-heeled more.
Rescue would cost the most, of course.
#NaturalResources=$$$
The solution is obvious! Give billionaires concessions to run the place & very soon we will have plenty of rangers available! Mass tours will cost whatever the market can bear; personal tours for the well-heeled more.
Rescue would cost the most, of course.
#NaturalResources=$$$
Dear Commander,
Wouldn't you dislike it if it were you? Don't billionaires and even trillionaires have the right to not be vexed by the lack of flattery?
#CorporationsArePeople,Too!
Wouldn't you dislike it if it were you? Don't billionaires and even trillionaires have the right to not be vexed by the lack of flattery?
#CorporationsArePeople,Too!
February 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dear Commander,
Wouldn't you dislike it if it were you? Don't billionaires and even trillionaires have the right to not be vexed by the lack of flattery?
#CorporationsArePeople,Too!
Wouldn't you dislike it if it were you? Don't billionaires and even trillionaires have the right to not be vexed by the lack of flattery?
#CorporationsArePeople,Too!
Dear Woman,
Our orange servant has been a most useful stooge for us. Therefore he can be considered to be highly qualified for stoogery!
#ThereIsNoStoogeLikeAnOrangeStooge!
Our orange servant has been a most useful stooge for us. Therefore he can be considered to be highly qualified for stoogery!
#ThereIsNoStoogeLikeAnOrangeStooge!
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Dear Woman,
Our orange servant has been a most useful stooge for us. Therefore he can be considered to be highly qualified for stoogery!
#ThereIsNoStoogeLikeAnOrangeStooge!
Our orange servant has been a most useful stooge for us. Therefore he can be considered to be highly qualified for stoogery!
#ThereIsNoStoogeLikeAnOrangeStooge!
An amazing resignation letter to Bove from an AUSA who worked on the Adams case.
Money quote: “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
Money quote: “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dear Donald,
We wish to continue making scads of moolah from making nuclear weapons, not living in our luxury survival pods because they've been used.
So, kindly take your weaponry decisions from us, not Vladimir. He is ever so guache, don't you know?
#OurWeaponryProfitsAreExploding!
We wish to continue making scads of moolah from making nuclear weapons, not living in our luxury survival pods because they've been used.
So, kindly take your weaponry decisions from us, not Vladimir. He is ever so guache, don't you know?
#OurWeaponryProfitsAreExploding!
February 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dear Donald,
We wish to continue making scads of moolah from making nuclear weapons, not living in our luxury survival pods because they've been used.
So, kindly take your weaponry decisions from us, not Vladimir. He is ever so guache, don't you know?
#OurWeaponryProfitsAreExploding!
We wish to continue making scads of moolah from making nuclear weapons, not living in our luxury survival pods because they've been used.
So, kindly take your weaponry decisions from us, not Vladimir. He is ever so guache, don't you know?
#OurWeaponryProfitsAreExploding!
Dear Fellow,
Such discouraging words. If the prosecuters are not with us, then injustice shall stalk us!
We may have to cease residing at our ancestral homes and reside instead at one of our many other homes abroad.
Good thing that will never hapoen!
#NoTrillionaireShouldBeTwentiethHomeless!
Such discouraging words. If the prosecuters are not with us, then injustice shall stalk us!
We may have to cease residing at our ancestral homes and reside instead at one of our many other homes abroad.
Good thing that will never hapoen!
#NoTrillionaireShouldBeTwentiethHomeless!
👀
“I understand my duty as a prosecutor to mean enforcing the law impartially, and that includes prosecuting a validly returned indictment regardless whether its dismissal would be politically advantageous, to the defendant or to those who appointed me.” - Former Acting USA, SDNY Danielle Sassoon.
“I understand my duty as a prosecutor to mean enforcing the law impartially, and that includes prosecuting a validly returned indictment regardless whether its dismissal would be politically advantageous, to the defendant or to those who appointed me.” - Former Acting USA, SDNY Danielle Sassoon.
February 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dear Fellow,
Such discouraging words. If the prosecuters are not with us, then injustice shall stalk us!
We may have to cease residing at our ancestral homes and reside instead at one of our many other homes abroad.
Good thing that will never hapoen!
#NoTrillionaireShouldBeTwentiethHomeless!
Such discouraging words. If the prosecuters are not with us, then injustice shall stalk us!
We may have to cease residing at our ancestral homes and reside instead at one of our many other homes abroad.
Good thing that will never hapoen!
#NoTrillionaireShouldBeTwentiethHomeless!
Dear Dems,
Why will you never behave??
Of course our Attorney General shall obey our orange servant!!! How else shall WE get Justice and everyone else get "justice"?
#NoJustice?NoProblem!
Why will you never behave??
Of course our Attorney General shall obey our orange servant!!! How else shall WE get Justice and everyone else get "justice"?
#NoJustice?NoProblem!
BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.
February 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dear Dems,
Why will you never behave??
Of course our Attorney General shall obey our orange servant!!! How else shall WE get Justice and everyone else get "justice"?
#NoJustice?NoProblem!
Why will you never behave??
Of course our Attorney General shall obey our orange servant!!! How else shall WE get Justice and everyone else get "justice"?
#NoJustice?NoProblem!
Dear Representative Ocasio-Cortez,
It is ever so droll when highly-influential law enforcement officers deliberately misrepresent the law.
It shows our influence when his viewers believe him.
Huzzah!
#LawsForTheeAreNotMeantForWe!
It is ever so droll when highly-influential law enforcement officers deliberately misrepresent the law.
It shows our influence when his viewers believe him.
Huzzah!
#LawsForTheeAreNotMeantForWe!
“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw”
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Tom Homan says he sent an email to the Deputy AG asking if AOC is crossing the line by providing webinars to undocumented immigrants: I’m not an attorney… maybe AOC is going to be in trouble now
February 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Dear Representative Ocasio-Cortez,
It is ever so droll when highly-influential law enforcement officers deliberately misrepresent the law.
It shows our influence when his viewers believe him.
Huzzah!
#LawsForTheeAreNotMeantForWe!
It is ever so droll when highly-influential law enforcement officers deliberately misrepresent the law.
It shows our influence when his viewers believe him.
Huzzah!
#LawsForTheeAreNotMeantForWe!
Dear Fellow,
We paid for this country unfair and unsquare; it is ours.
It's going to take more than constantly exhorting your fellows to wake up to get it out of our grasping claws!
#WidenTheIncomeGap!
We paid for this country unfair and unsquare; it is ours.
It's going to take more than constantly exhorting your fellows to wake up to get it out of our grasping claws!
#WidenTheIncomeGap!
February 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dear Fellow,
We paid for this country unfair and unsquare; it is ours.
It's going to take more than constantly exhorting your fellows to wake up to get it out of our grasping claws!
#WidenTheIncomeGap!
We paid for this country unfair and unsquare; it is ours.
It's going to take more than constantly exhorting your fellows to wake up to get it out of our grasping claws!
#WidenTheIncomeGap!
Dear Representative McGovern,
We resent your implication that we should somehow pay taxes as if we were ordinary.
Kindly realign your thinking with our magnificence, that's a good fellow.
#TaxCutsForUsCreateJobs,Honest!
We resent your implication that we should somehow pay taxes as if we were ordinary.
Kindly realign your thinking with our magnificence, that's a good fellow.
#TaxCutsForUsCreateJobs,Honest!
I think we should work towards balancing the budget too.
How many billionaires and Fortune 500 companies pay $0 in taxes?
I’d start by demanding that the billionaires pay what they owe.
Trump and Elon started by gutting education, consumer protection, and cancer research 🧐
How many billionaires and Fortune 500 companies pay $0 in taxes?
I’d start by demanding that the billionaires pay what they owe.
Trump and Elon started by gutting education, consumer protection, and cancer research 🧐
February 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dear Representative McGovern,
We resent your implication that we should somehow pay taxes as if we were ordinary.
Kindly realign your thinking with our magnificence, that's a good fellow.
#TaxCutsForUsCreateJobs,Honest!
We resent your implication that we should somehow pay taxes as if we were ordinary.
Kindly realign your thinking with our magnificence, that's a good fellow.
#TaxCutsForUsCreateJobs,Honest!
Huzzah!
Our House has unveiled their budget. It's a simply gorgeous document full of tax cuts for the wealthiest and service cuts for the neediest.
Ah! We love it that way!
Thanks, Mike! This is what we paid for!
apnews.com/article/hous...
#NoTaxationWithoutManipulation!
Our House has unveiled their budget. It's a simply gorgeous document full of tax cuts for the wealthiest and service cuts for the neediest.
Ah! We love it that way!
Thanks, Mike! This is what we paid for!
apnews.com/article/hous...
#NoTaxationWithoutManipulation!
House Republicans unveil blueprint to extend $4.5 trillion in tax cuts and lift the debt ceiling
House Republicans have set the stage for advancing many of President Donald Trump’s top domestic priorities.
apnews.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Huzzah!
Our House has unveiled their budget. It's a simply gorgeous document full of tax cuts for the wealthiest and service cuts for the neediest.
Ah! We love it that way!
Thanks, Mike! This is what we paid for!
apnews.com/article/hous...
#NoTaxationWithoutManipulation!
Our House has unveiled their budget. It's a simply gorgeous document full of tax cuts for the wealthiest and service cuts for the neediest.
Ah! We love it that way!
Thanks, Mike! This is what we paid for!
apnews.com/article/hous...
#NoTaxationWithoutManipulation!
Dear Fellow,
We are beginning to doubt you have great wealth at all! Surely you know that laying off workers when times are good scare the bihillijams out of them & the remaining peons work harder!
Please try harder to be meaner!
#LayoffsAreGoodForOurStockPortfolios!
We are beginning to doubt you have great wealth at all! Surely you know that laying off workers when times are good scare the bihillijams out of them & the remaining peons work harder!
Please try harder to be meaner!
#LayoffsAreGoodForOurStockPortfolios!
Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?
On Fox Business this morning, Chevron Chair and CEO Mike Wirth discusses all of the records that the company has broken last year.
"Record" production, record distributions to shareholders, etc...
Yet they're laying off 15%-20% of their workforce.
Vile.
"Record" production, record distributions to shareholders, etc...
Yet they're laying off 15%-20% of their workforce.
Vile.
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dear Fellow,
We are beginning to doubt you have great wealth at all! Surely you know that laying off workers when times are good scare the bihillijams out of them & the remaining peons work harder!
Please try harder to be meaner!
#LayoffsAreGoodForOurStockPortfolios!
We are beginning to doubt you have great wealth at all! Surely you know that laying off workers when times are good scare the bihillijams out of them & the remaining peons work harder!
Please try harder to be meaner!
#LayoffsAreGoodForOurStockPortfolios!
Dear peons,
Governesses have instilled fear of learning in us, so we rarely read. Yet, we found a missive so wretched, so wearing to the soul of a Trillionaire, that we must caution against it! The writer even questions our protegee's view of reality!
www.meditationsinanemergency.com/the-nature-o...
Governesses have instilled fear of learning in us, so we rarely read. Yet, we found a missive so wretched, so wearing to the soul of a Trillionaire, that we must caution against it! The writer even questions our protegee's view of reality!
www.meditationsinanemergency.com/the-nature-o...
The Nature of Our Power: A Conversation with Political Scientist Erica Chenoweth
"The best study on the subject in my opinion suggests that in the long term, institutions really can’t save us; that civil society and mass mobilization are a more potent check on a backsliding democr...
www.meditationsinanemergency.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Dear peons,
Governesses have instilled fear of learning in us, so we rarely read. Yet, we found a missive so wretched, so wearing to the soul of a Trillionaire, that we must caution against it! The writer even questions our protegee's view of reality!
www.meditationsinanemergency.com/the-nature-o...
Governesses have instilled fear of learning in us, so we rarely read. Yet, we found a missive so wretched, so wearing to the soul of a Trillionaire, that we must caution against it! The writer even questions our protegee's view of reality!
www.meditationsinanemergency.com/the-nature-o...
Dear Media,
Isn't it obvious? The governnent should be of, by and for the billionaires and corporations,
After all, we've paid a pretty penny for it over the years!
#We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf!
Isn't it obvious? The governnent should be of, by and for the billionaires and corporations,
After all, we've paid a pretty penny for it over the years!
#We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf!
Once again: The fundamental issue that DOGE is failing to address isn’t the size of the government or how “efficient” it is — but who our government is for.
Should it work mainly for big corporations and billionaires — or for the rest of us?
Should it work mainly for big corporations and billionaires — or for the rest of us?
The REAL Waste That Elon's DOGE Should Cut
DOGE is a trojan horse for Elon Musk to gut labor, consumer, and environmental protections. If he actually wanted to cut waste, he'd look at the massive tax loopholes, government contracts, and subsidies that benefit the wealthy and large corporations.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dear Media,
Isn't it obvious? The governnent should be of, by and for the billionaires and corporations,
After all, we've paid a pretty penny for it over the years!
#We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf!
Isn't it obvious? The governnent should be of, by and for the billionaires and corporations,
After all, we've paid a pretty penny for it over the years!
#We'reAllInThisTogether,SortOf!