TrillionairesForTrump <satire>
@oligarchs4trump.bsky.social
The arc of history is long but it bends towards oligarchy...because we paid it to.
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the government and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear bird,
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
The Germans largely supported Hitler during his "onslaught". So did we. So would you have done, apparently.
You are also mistaken about the governnment and laws.
They exist and they favor us, the super-ultra-mega- rich.
If you are going to lie to support us, kindly do it better.
Our orange servant doesn't know how to space out the outrages! He was supposed to boil the frog by raising the temperature gradually, not by dumping boiling water on it all at once!
Now we face an angry populace, our least favorite type of populace.
What we wanted vs. what we have:
Now we face an angry populace, our least favorite type of populace.
What we wanted vs. what we have:
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Our orange servant doesn't know how to space out the outrages! He was supposed to boil the frog by raising the temperature gradually, not by dumping boiling water on it all at once!
Now we face an angry populace, our least favorite type of populace.
What we wanted vs. what we have:
Now we face an angry populace, our least favorite type of populace.
What we wanted vs. what we have:
Dude!
Pointing fingers is an ancient and dishonorable way to avoid accountability!
Pointing fingers is an ancient and dishonorable way to avoid accountability!
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dude!
Pointing fingers is an ancient and dishonorable way to avoid accountability!
Pointing fingers is an ancient and dishonorable way to avoid accountability!
A fat cat, as befits those of our exalted status.
January 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A fat cat, as befits those of our exalted status.
We are ecstatic to report that Hakeem Jeffries is posting something about God being on his throne and Chuck Schumer is still sorting out how to respond.
Meanwhile, we Trillionaires are dancing the light fandango!
#SurvivalOfTheRichest!
Meanwhile, we Trillionaires are dancing the light fandango!
#SurvivalOfTheRichest!
January 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We are ecstatic to report that Hakeem Jeffries is posting something about God being on his throne and Chuck Schumer is still sorting out how to respond.
Meanwhile, we Trillionaires are dancing the light fandango!
#SurvivalOfTheRichest!
Meanwhile, we Trillionaires are dancing the light fandango!
#SurvivalOfTheRichest!
We oligarchs are appalled to learn an email address set up for patriotic supporters of our plutocracy to report incompetent staffers in government is being used to 'snitch' on such loyal servants as Peter Hegset and Kristi Noem! Heavens!
We urge you! Do NOT send emails to:
DEIAtruth@opm.gov
We urge you! Do NOT send emails to:
DEIAtruth@opm.gov
January 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We oligarchs are appalled to learn an email address set up for patriotic supporters of our plutocracy to report incompetent staffers in government is being used to 'snitch' on such loyal servants as Peter Hegset and Kristi Noem! Heavens!
We urge you! Do NOT send emails to:
DEIAtruth@opm.gov
We urge you! Do NOT send emails to:
DEIAtruth@opm.gov
You fail to mention, my dear fellow, that many scurrilous cartoons use d Columbia to defame and disparage us oligarchs!
Shameful!
Shameful!
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You fail to mention, my dear fellow, that many scurrilous cartoons use d Columbia to defame and disparage us oligarchs!
Shameful!
Shameful!
What are you complaining about? The playing field is level!
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What are you complaining about? The playing field is level!
That lady Bishop would have had her message better received if she had looked like this fetching Priestess. We know how our Donny likes beautiful ladies!
January 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That lady Bishop would have had her message better received if she had looked like this fetching Priestess. We know how our Donny likes beautiful ladies!
Our dear servant, Donald J. Trump, has rescinded an Executive Order issued by ex-President Biden which had lowered prescription drug prices.
Our noble pharmaceutical companies were handcuffed for three and a half long years, but now they can raise prices to the heavens!
Huzzah!
Our noble pharmaceutical companies were handcuffed for three and a half long years, but now they can raise prices to the heavens!
Huzzah!
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Our dear servant, Donald J. Trump, has rescinded an Executive Order issued by ex-President Biden which had lowered prescription drug prices.
Our noble pharmaceutical companies were handcuffed for three and a half long years, but now they can raise prices to the heavens!
Huzzah!
Our noble pharmaceutical companies were handcuffed for three and a half long years, but now they can raise prices to the heavens!
Huzzah!
We are certainly puzzled why he didn't lose in 2020, my good man!
But we recruited a few more oligarchs and here we are:
But we recruited a few more oligarchs and here we are:
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
We are certainly puzzled why he didn't lose in 2020, my good man!
But we recruited a few more oligarchs and here we are:
But we recruited a few more oligarchs and here we are:
In honor of our Donny's Investiture:
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In honor of our Donny's Investiture:
What a silly question! Captains of Industry, of course.
January 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What a silly question! Captains of Industry, of course.
Well of course! Look at the lovely symmetry of the American economy when that happens!
#WhyCan'tYouBeHappyWithYourPittance?
#WhyCan'tYouBeHappyWithYourPittance?
January 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well of course! Look at the lovely symmetry of the American economy when that happens!
#WhyCan'tYouBeHappyWithYourPittance?
#WhyCan'tYouBeHappyWithYourPittance?