Oleander Plume
@oleanderplume.bsky.social
I write erotica while sipping martinis and yes, they are dirty martinis.
she/her. brain stem stroke survivor. artist. 💙🌈🐶🧿🪬🍸
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she/her. brain stem stroke survivor. artist. 💙🌈🐶🧿🪬🍸
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Opening editing services for the remainder of the year. Let me fine tune and polish your words!
Proofreading - Krystal A. Smith's Ko-fi Shop
Proofreading: carefully check and read for errors and mark errors; fix minor spelling, grammar, and typos.
Price is per 1000 words, if more is needed ...
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September 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Opening editing services for the remainder of the year. Let me fine tune and polish your words!
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Us: hey, could you put some of those billions of dollars you'll never be able to spend in 50 lifetimes to healing the planet, and creating universal healthcare and basic income?
Them: nah, we want an absolute dystopia so you all want to go to mars.
Us: uh... how about no.
Them: nah, we want an absolute dystopia so you all want to go to mars.
Us: uh... how about no.
These assholes are absolutely delusional. Any actual expert on space and space travel will tell you this is pure nonsense.
fortune.com/2025/09/01/b...
fortune.com/2025/09/01/b...
Don't worry about the job market on Earth, Gen Z: Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say you’ll be working in space soon
As the number of Gen Z’s entry-level jobs shrinks, billionaires like Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk say the real growth is soon leaving Earth.
fortune.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Us: hey, could you put some of those billions of dollars you'll never be able to spend in 50 lifetimes to healing the planet, and creating universal healthcare and basic income?
Them: nah, we want an absolute dystopia so you all want to go to mars.
Us: uh... how about no.
Them: nah, we want an absolute dystopia so you all want to go to mars.
Us: uh... how about no.
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Don't tell me your tropes, tell me what your characters will make me feel.
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't tell me your tropes, tell me what your characters will make me feel.
Dear @gop, @senategop,
I’m a csa survivor. Watching you pretend the Epstein files don’t exist, when we all know they do, is not only soul destroying, it’s despicable.
Protect survivors, NOT pedophiles! We are watching and we will not let this go until justice is served.
Believe it.
I’m a csa survivor. Watching you pretend the Epstein files don’t exist, when we all know they do, is not only soul destroying, it’s despicable.
Protect survivors, NOT pedophiles! We are watching and we will not let this go until justice is served.
Believe it.
a large explosion is taking place in the middle of a city
Alt: A phoenix rises,
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dear @gop, @senategop,
I’m a csa survivor. Watching you pretend the Epstein files don’t exist, when we all know they do, is not only soul destroying, it’s despicable.
Protect survivors, NOT pedophiles! We are watching and we will not let this go until justice is served.
Believe it.
I’m a csa survivor. Watching you pretend the Epstein files don’t exist, when we all know they do, is not only soul destroying, it’s despicable.
Protect survivors, NOT pedophiles! We are watching and we will not let this go until justice is served.
Believe it.
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
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Q: Use fo'c'sle in a sentence
A: A lot of fo'c'sle misuse common nautical terms
A: A lot of fo'c'sle misuse common nautical terms
June 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Q: Use fo'c'sle in a sentence
A: A lot of fo'c'sle misuse common nautical terms
A: A lot of fo'c'sle misuse common nautical terms
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"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
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Typo of the day: someone's tongue became 'viscous' instead of 'vicious' which paints an entirely different picture
a cartoon woman is laughing with a netflix logo in the background
ALT: a cartoon woman is laughing with a netflix logo in the background
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Typo of the day: someone's tongue became 'viscous' instead of 'vicious' which paints an entirely different picture
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May 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This week for$.99 you get:
🤫Family Secrets
👩🏾❤️👩🏾Femme/Stud
🫶🏾Age Gap
🤡Ex Drama
🫨Suspense
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🌶️📚
🌈📚
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📒B2R: books2read.com/u/mda0NW
#SapphFic #SapphicBooksky
#Lesfic #diversebooks
#blackbooksky
#queerbooks
#indiebooks
🤫Family Secrets
👩🏾❤️👩🏾Femme/Stud
🫶🏾Age Gap
🤡Ex Drama
🫨Suspense
💙📚
🌶️📚
🌈📚
🗄️itch.io🔗: krystal-a-smith.itch.io/sheila-on-th...
📚payhip: payhip.com/b/wT3nW
📒B2R: books2read.com/u/mda0NW
#SapphFic #SapphicBooksky
#Lesfic #diversebooks
#blackbooksky
#queerbooks
#indiebooks
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Invisibility hurts.It erases our stories and silences our needs.We show up, every day, demanding to be seen and heard.
Visibility is resistance and survival.
#VisibleAndProud #LGBTIQVisibility #WeExist
Visibility is resistance and survival.
#VisibleAndProud #LGBTIQVisibility #WeExist
May 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Invisibility hurts.It erases our stories and silences our needs.We show up, every day, demanding to be seen and heard.
Visibility is resistance and survival.
#VisibleAndProud #LGBTIQVisibility #WeExist
Visibility is resistance and survival.
#VisibleAndProud #LGBTIQVisibility #WeExist
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Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil.
May 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil.
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On #IDAHOBIT, we honour the power of communities.
In times when LGBTQ+ people are scapegoated for political gain, unity becomes survival.
UCAA stands for dignity, safety, and inclusion always
#IDAHOBIT
#Powerofcommunities
#UCAA
#HumanRights
In times when LGBTQ+ people are scapegoated for political gain, unity becomes survival.
UCAA stands for dignity, safety, and inclusion always
#IDAHOBIT
#Powerofcommunities
#UCAA
#HumanRights
May 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
On #IDAHOBIT, we honour the power of communities.
In times when LGBTQ+ people are scapegoated for political gain, unity becomes survival.
UCAA stands for dignity, safety, and inclusion always
#IDAHOBIT
#Powerofcommunities
#UCAA
#HumanRights
In times when LGBTQ+ people are scapegoated for political gain, unity becomes survival.
UCAA stands for dignity, safety, and inclusion always
#IDAHOBIT
#Powerofcommunities
#UCAA
#HumanRights
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Stephen Amell has now starred in TV shows named SUITS and HEELS.
I feel like his next show should be called ACCESSORIES, to complete the outfit.
I feel like his next show should be called ACCESSORIES, to complete the outfit.
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Stephen Amell has now starred in TV shows named SUITS and HEELS.
I feel like his next show should be called ACCESSORIES, to complete the outfit.
I feel like his next show should be called ACCESSORIES, to complete the outfit.
Even if you’re just looking for a sexy Daddy to “mom hard and put away wet”, today is also for you. Get it, hunny.
May 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Even if you’re just looking for a sexy Daddy to “mom hard and put away wet”, today is also for you. Get it, hunny.
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Mother’s Day isn’t simple for everyone.
For LGBTQ+ folks, it can mean grief, joy, or a mix of both.
This week we’re doing two gentle things:
📝 Journaling a truth we never got to say.
💌 Sending love to the ones who mothered us in unexpected ways.
#MothersDay
For LGBTQ+ folks, it can mean grief, joy, or a mix of both.
This week we’re doing two gentle things:
📝 Journaling a truth we never got to say.
💌 Sending love to the ones who mothered us in unexpected ways.
#MothersDay
May 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Mother’s Day isn’t simple for everyone.
For LGBTQ+ folks, it can mean grief, joy, or a mix of both.
This week we’re doing two gentle things:
📝 Journaling a truth we never got to say.
💌 Sending love to the ones who mothered us in unexpected ways.
#MothersDay
For LGBTQ+ folks, it can mean grief, joy, or a mix of both.
This week we’re doing two gentle things:
📝 Journaling a truth we never got to say.
💌 Sending love to the ones who mothered us in unexpected ways.
#MothersDay
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The allergy tree outside my bedroom window is beautiful.
May 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The allergy tree outside my bedroom window is beautiful.
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May 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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100 days into this presidency, Americans are paying the price - higher prices, crashing retirement accounts, and broken promises.
But the American people are turning, thanks to your voices. Keep it up.
It's up to us to demand something better.
But the American people are turning, thanks to your voices. Keep it up.
It's up to us to demand something better.
April 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
100 days into this presidency, Americans are paying the price - higher prices, crashing retirement accounts, and broken promises.
But the American people are turning, thanks to your voices. Keep it up.
It's up to us to demand something better.
But the American people are turning, thanks to your voices. Keep it up.
It's up to us to demand something better.
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My painting GREAT PLAINS STORM
April 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My painting GREAT PLAINS STORM
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
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