Old King Clancy
@oldkingclancy.bsky.social
Pulls hair up, not out. He/him.
In Chicago. From MD.
In Chicago. From MD.
“The Holly & the Ivy” was 100% a landscaping commercial written by a very lazy person.
- “Come get your prickly holly! It will … remind you of why Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ!”
- “No, it absolutely does not! Go run with a deer, you fucking hippie!”
- “Come get your prickly holly! It will … remind you of why Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ!”
- “No, it absolutely does not! Go run with a deer, you fucking hippie!”
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“The Holly & the Ivy” was 100% a landscaping commercial written by a very lazy person.
- “Come get your prickly holly! It will … remind you of why Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ!”
- “No, it absolutely does not! Go run with a deer, you fucking hippie!”
- “Come get your prickly holly! It will … remind you of why Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ!”
- “No, it absolutely does not! Go run with a deer, you fucking hippie!”
Fuck all the way off, O’Hare! Fucking fascists.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fuck all the way off, O’Hare! Fucking fascists.
No lies detected.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No lies detected.
My impression of @harikondabolu.bsky.social karaoke-ing Soul Coughing: “Move aside and let the mango through.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My impression of @harikondabolu.bsky.social karaoke-ing Soul Coughing: “Move aside and let the mango through.”
Found footage of the Rangers. youtu.be/ek3DWvW1I5A #ALLCAPS
Beavis & Butthead "We're never gonna score"
YouTube video by chxr1s
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Found footage of the Rangers. youtu.be/ek3DWvW1I5A #ALLCAPS
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A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
August 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
This year, as every year, the theme of the Air and Water Show is “Yvan Eht Nioj!”
August 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This year, as every year, the theme of the Air and Water Show is “Yvan Eht Nioj!”
Dean Cain is perfect for ICE considering he’s so fucking stupid he thought Brenda Walsh was French.
August 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dean Cain is perfect for ICE considering he’s so fucking stupid he thought Brenda Walsh was French.
With inflation, he’s now more than a “bitch and a half.” At least a “double bitch.” @marisakabas.bsky.social youtu.be/hd9S4F1Pkvk
Dooley x Tlow x Lor Roger - CIT4DT ( Official Music Video )
YouTube video by DooleyFunny
youtu.be
August 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
With inflation, he’s now more than a “bitch and a half.” At least a “double bitch.” @marisakabas.bsky.social youtu.be/hd9S4F1Pkvk
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It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid.
Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.
Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid.
Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.
Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.
OK, Tuesday 9:45 PM motorcycle parade on Diversey. Whatever makes you feel like you.
July 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
OK, Tuesday 9:45 PM motorcycle parade on Diversey. Whatever makes you feel like you.
July 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist supporting cowards!!! You even have a fucking tax break that I don’t.
July 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist supporting cowards!!! You even have a fucking tax break that I don’t.
Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist-funding cowards!
July 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist-funding cowards!
Scam alert: Jewel Osco is saying that Tuscan canteloupe is $1.99 and then will try to charge you $12 for it since the markdown isn’t in the computer system. Which happens quite a bit with things they put on “sale.” #capitalism
July 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Scam alert: Jewel Osco is saying that Tuscan canteloupe is $1.99 and then will try to charge you $12 for it since the markdown isn’t in the computer system. Which happens quite a bit with things they put on “sale.” #capitalism
I don’t find child sex trafficking funny. Also, this should be how they do the reveal. (He’s probably on it too).
two men are standing in a wrestling ring talking into microphones . one of the men is wearing a championship belt .
Alt: Chris Jericho, maga chud, adds to a long list of names.
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don’t find child sex trafficking funny. Also, this should be how they do the reveal. (He’s probably on it too).
I’m tired of magazines saying these are the thing.
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m tired of magazines saying these are the thing.
An anthem for all of us feeling “too emotional to work” today. youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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July 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
An anthem for all of us feeling “too emotional to work” today. youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
As always, if you handed me a manuscript with a white supremacist named Tom
Cotton, i would say it was too on the nose and please resubmit.
Cotton, i would say it was too on the nose and please resubmit.
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As always, if you handed me a manuscript with a white supremacist named Tom
Cotton, i would say it was too on the nose and please resubmit.
Cotton, i would say it was too on the nose and please resubmit.
Chicago Park District painted over all the “Fuck ICE” graffiti under the Diversey Harbor viaduct. Booo! Also, abolish ICE!
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Chicago Park District painted over all the “Fuck ICE” graffiti under the Diversey Harbor viaduct. Booo! Also, abolish ICE!
Any mentions of bombing Iran always remind me that John McCain and his barbershop quartet were monstrous pieces of shit.
June 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Any mentions of bombing Iran always remind me that John McCain and his barbershop quartet were monstrous pieces of shit.
Continued Mainstream Media Find a Word Besides “Chilling” Challenge.
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Continued Mainstream Media Find a Word Besides “Chilling” Challenge.
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expecting this guy to be getting calls soon
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
expecting this guy to be getting calls soon
#SignKyleTucker you fascist supporting cowards!
June 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#SignKyleTucker you fascist supporting cowards!