Old King Clancy
@oldkingclancy.bsky.social
Pulls hair up, not out. He/him.
In Chicago. From MD.
In Chicago. From MD.
Either Bret or Jermaine still isn’t present?
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Either Bret or Jermaine still isn’t present?
Can @kenjennings.bsky.social make this the grand prize on Jeopardy 2029? Take the money or hit ICE with a shovel.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Can @kenjennings.bsky.social make this the grand prize on Jeopardy 2029? Take the money or hit ICE with a shovel.
12 Gauge’s royalty checks ran out.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
12 Gauge’s royalty checks ran out.
“How am I supposed to grab it by the 🍆 when that fucking pickaxe is in the way?”
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
“How am I supposed to grab it by the 🍆 when that fucking pickaxe is in the way?”
It’s my favorite SNL sketch of all time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
It’s my favorite SNL sketch of all time.
You think you’re pretty, you think you’re pretty cool.
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
You think you’re pretty, you think you’re pretty cool.
Tim Robinson better be on vocals. @ityslmemes.com www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
John Tesh to perform 'Roundball Rock' live at All-Star Game
Sunday will mark the first live performance of John Tesh's song in a sports arena, the NBA said. Ludacris will perform Saturday before the All-Star dunk contest.
www.espn.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Tim Robinson better be on vocals. @ityslmemes.com www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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On this Caribbean Island, Kid Rock still means the title of a playlist made by Jeffrey Epstein. But they do know this: Your past support of statutory rape is erased when you accept Jesus and Charlie Kirk into your heart.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
On this Caribbean Island, Kid Rock still means the title of a playlist made by Jeffrey Epstein. But they do know this: Your past support of statutory rape is erased when you accept Jesus and Charlie Kirk into your heart.
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Everything they've done has been variations on one theme: I take what & who I want, how & when I want. Men who use the bodies of children as objects with which to satisfy grotesque urges bc they know they're free to do so will feel even freer to plunder the nation & warehouse humans they don't like.
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Everything they've done has been variations on one theme: I take what & who I want, how & when I want. Men who use the bodies of children as objects with which to satisfy grotesque urges bc they know they're free to do so will feel even freer to plunder the nation & warehouse humans they don't like.
So glad that someone else immediately went there with that!
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
So glad that someone else immediately went there with that!
I too have traveled to moon people. (Not really, too self-conscious).
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I too have traveled to moon people. (Not really, too self-conscious).
That ruled ass.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That ruled ass.
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If maga knew his name was Benito maybe they would have been more reasonable about this
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
If maga knew his name was Benito maybe they would have been more reasonable about this
They’re making a live action Beavis & Butthead movie but ran out of money so they combined them into one guy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They’re making a live action Beavis & Butthead movie but ran out of money so they combined them into one guy.
The only thing that would make her version of Searching more perfect is if she’d done the intro. Do you hear a cow?
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The only thing that would make her version of Searching more perfect is if she’d done the intro. Do you hear a cow?
They wanted to give Brandi more time to get ready for her surprise duet with Bad Bunny. Which I didn’t know i needed until just now.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
They wanted to give Brandi more time to get ready for her surprise duet with Bad Bunny. Which I didn’t know i needed until just now.
Someday I want to love anything as much as my Hyundai loves telling me its collision camera is obscured.
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Someday I want to love anything as much as my Hyundai loves telling me its collision camera is obscured.
So children by the million did NOT scream for Alex Chilton???
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
So children by the million did NOT scream for Alex Chilton???
The other 29-49 from the collection were lost to eternity.
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The other 29-49 from the collection were lost to eternity.
Found footage of ICE in the ‘90s. youtu.be/QYSKMLzZzAs?...
Parade Of Losers - Stupid
YouTube video by Bash Ropeta
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Found footage of ICE in the ‘90s. youtu.be/QYSKMLzZzAs?...
Primary everyone who elected Schumer and Jeffries to lead them.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Primary everyone who elected Schumer and Jeffries to lead them.
A ballerina farm sounds like something in the Epst … oh, got it now.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
A ballerina farm sounds like something in the Epst … oh, got it now.
“Fly Away” and “Save Tonight.” Soul-crushingly uninspired.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“Fly Away” and “Save Tonight.” Soul-crushingly uninspired.