Rob Clark’s Glistening Beard
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Oilers super fan. I enjoy anthem singers wearing fine bespoke suits. Strong armhair game. Music snob. Always hungry. Fuck you Melon Husk!
SHO EGA ZER
SHO EGA ZER
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When the man you tanked your career for would rather hatewatch Bad Bunny:
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
When the man you tanked your career for would rather hatewatch Bad Bunny:
I kinda wanna go to Puerto Rico now that looks fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I kinda wanna go to Puerto Rico now that looks fun
Morbidly hoping for a musical middle finger to the fuhrer like the vast majority of North Americans
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Morbidly hoping for a musical middle finger to the fuhrer like the vast majority of North Americans
Darn Old is how I’ve been feeling lately
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Darn Old is how I’ve been feeling lately
When does the #SuperbOwl party start?
two men are standing next to each other and the caption says we will be spending this sunday
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February 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
When does the #SuperbOwl party start?
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Petition to the House of Commons
In this context, it is in Canada’s national interest for every federal party leader to hold top-secret security clearance: This ensures that all leaders are properly briefed on potential national security threats
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition to the House of Commons
In this context, it is in Canada’s national interest for every federal party leader to hold top-secret security clearance: This ensures that all leaders are properly briefed on potential national security threats
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Sign this Petition - Petitions
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February 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Petition to the House of Commons
In this context, it is in Canada’s national interest for every federal party leader to hold top-secret security clearance: This ensures that all leaders are properly briefed on potential national security threats
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition to the House of Commons
In this context, it is in Canada’s national interest for every federal party leader to hold top-secret security clearance: This ensures that all leaders are properly briefed on potential national security threats
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
I thought calling out your new team for giving up too many grade As when you were in goal was a weird flex the other night.
How about making a save or not kicking a grade F chance into the slot for a grade A.
Fuck. Same as it ever was.
How about making a save or not kicking a grade F chance into the slot for a grade A.
Fuck. Same as it ever was.
a man in a suit and tie is adjusting his sleeves .
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February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I thought calling out your new team for giving up too many grade As when you were in goal was a weird flex the other night.
How about making a save or not kicking a grade F chance into the slot for a grade A.
Fuck. Same as it ever was.
How about making a save or not kicking a grade F chance into the slot for a grade A.
Fuck. Same as it ever was.
Worst change ever
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Worst change ever
Ladies and gentlemen
Darnell Nurse’s Uppercut 🤜🏽
Darnell Nurse’s Uppercut 🤜🏽
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Ladies and gentlemen
Darnell Nurse’s Uppercut 🤜🏽
Darnell Nurse’s Uppercut 🤜🏽
Mangaipane gets 2 for hurting Stolarz’s feelings
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Mangaipane gets 2 for hurting Stolarz’s feelings
OEL easily bumped off the puck
Do not trade for that guy
Do not trade for that guy
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
OEL easily bumped off the puck
Do not trade for that guy
Do not trade for that guy
Gene’s gone full Chia Head
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Gene’s gone full Chia Head
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We are destined to be tortured by Wallstedt for the next 15 years 😩
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We are destined to be tortured by Wallstedt for the next 15 years 😩
Feel shame, four eyes 😂
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Feel shame, four eyes 😂
Far side from the bottom of the circle?
You bet his ass is getting pulled
You bet his ass is getting pulled
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Far side from the bottom of the circle?
You bet his ass is getting pulled
You bet his ass is getting pulled
Minnesota the state: awesome
Minnesota the hockey team: annoying AF
Minnesota the hockey team: annoying AF
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Minnesota the state: awesome
Minnesota the hockey team: annoying AF
Minnesota the hockey team: annoying AF
Jarry is just like Skinner, but expensive.
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Jarry is just like Skinner, but expensive.
Ridiculous
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Ridiculous
Time to use my favourite cliché
WILEY VETERAN MOVE by Hyman pushing off the D sending him sliding into the helpless goalie
WILEY VETERAN MOVE by Hyman pushing off the D sending him sliding into the helpless goalie
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Time to use my favourite cliché
WILEY VETERAN MOVE by Hyman pushing off the D sending him sliding into the helpless goalie
WILEY VETERAN MOVE by Hyman pushing off the D sending him sliding into the helpless goalie
What an OT clinic by the Sharks
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
What an OT clinic by the Sharks
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yawn. This was a guaranteed loss night anyway.
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Yawn. This was a guaranteed loss night anyway.
There has never been a more hot/cold player than Jack Roslovic
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 AM
There has never been a more hot/cold player than Jack Roslovic
Attaboy Bouch. Name a D with better offensive instincts.
Now let’s win this fucking game
Now let’s win this fucking game
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Attaboy Bouch. Name a D with better offensive instincts.
Now let’s win this fucking game
Now let’s win this fucking game
It feels like forever since Drai got a clean look on the PP. that is concerning
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It feels like forever since Drai got a clean look on the PP. that is concerning