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Rob Clark’s Glistening Beard
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Oilers super fan. I enjoy anthem singers wearing fine bespoke suits. Strong armhair game. Music snob. Always hungry. Fuck you Melon Husk!
SHO EGA ZER
My top “song” of the year

😴
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Is it finally time to call up Connor Ingraooooh holy fuck
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
At least one player had the time of his life tonight
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Worst high danger scoring chance sv%, and worst low danger sv%
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That can’t be right
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Behold, the 2025-26 NHL all-Connor mock draft.

Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.

I hope this league has PIMs!
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Man, this toaster was a ripoff
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whoa
August 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
How are we enjoying this years bat shit crazy crabapple shovelling season?

This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Here in The Park we get to choke on refinery row’s fumes AND pay 15-20 cents more per L than the city 🫠
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Waterton standoff
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Aww, I loved hoarding the free packets! #cheapass
August 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Actually if it’s ROCK rock hard nothing really works, but half stale? No problem.
July 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Time for my annual I-waited-way-too-long-to-do-this post. That was one thick blanket of yuck
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ecstasy ❤️
July 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
She knows I’m having a rough night and has been stuck to me like glue for hours
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mom was going through Dad’s things yesterday (she likes to tackle one drawer per week) and found this hidden note I wrote to him when I was 5. I liked him so much 😂
June 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Having to SUBSCRIBE to activate safety features already built in to your new car should be illegal.
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wow
May 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I tried
May 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A convincing #LetsGoOilers win, and enough time for a nap on the deck in 27 degree weather

More matinees please
May 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Who is that
May 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pretty great idea.
I hope the they like rutabagas!
May 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Coconut Gouda from Italian centre.
Oh. My. God.
May 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
31% Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
31% bulldog
38% Lhasa apso

100% lub
May 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM