Rob Clark’s Glistening Beard
@oilerbry37.bsky.social
Oilers super fan. I enjoy anthem singers wearing fine bespoke suits. Strong armhair game. Music snob. Always hungry. Fuck you Melon Husk!
SHO EGA ZER
SHO EGA ZER
My top “song” of the year
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December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My top “song” of the year
😴
😴
Is it finally time to call up Connor Ingraooooh holy fuck
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Is it finally time to call up Connor Ingraooooh holy fuck
At least one player had the time of his life tonight
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At least one player had the time of his life tonight
Worst high danger scoring chance sv%, and worst low danger sv%
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Worst high danger scoring chance sv%, and worst low danger sv%
That can’t be right
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That can’t be right
Behold, the 2025-26 NHL all-Connor mock draft.
Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.
I hope this league has PIMs!
Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.
I hope this league has PIMs!
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Behold, the 2025-26 NHL all-Connor mock draft.
Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.
I hope this league has PIMs!
Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.
I hope this league has PIMs!
Man, this toaster was a ripoff
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Man, this toaster was a ripoff
How are we enjoying this years bat shit crazy crabapple shovelling season?
This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week
This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How are we enjoying this years bat shit crazy crabapple shovelling season?
This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week
This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week
Here in The Park we get to choke on refinery row’s fumes AND pay 15-20 cents more per L than the city 🫠
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Here in The Park we get to choke on refinery row’s fumes AND pay 15-20 cents more per L than the city 🫠
Waterton standoff
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Waterton standoff
Actually if it’s ROCK rock hard nothing really works, but half stale? No problem.
July 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Actually if it’s ROCK rock hard nothing really works, but half stale? No problem.
Time for my annual I-waited-way-too-long-to-do-this post. That was one thick blanket of yuck
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Time for my annual I-waited-way-too-long-to-do-this post. That was one thick blanket of yuck
She knows I’m having a rough night and has been stuck to me like glue for hours
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
She knows I’m having a rough night and has been stuck to me like glue for hours
Mom was going through Dad’s things yesterday (she likes to tackle one drawer per week) and found this hidden note I wrote to him when I was 5. I liked him so much 😂
June 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mom was going through Dad’s things yesterday (she likes to tackle one drawer per week) and found this hidden note I wrote to him when I was 5. I liked him so much 😂
Having to SUBSCRIBE to activate safety features already built in to your new car should be illegal.
June 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Having to SUBSCRIBE to activate safety features already built in to your new car should be illegal.
A convincing #LetsGoOilers win, and enough time for a nap on the deck in 27 degree weather
More matinees please
More matinees please
May 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A convincing #LetsGoOilers win, and enough time for a nap on the deck in 27 degree weather
More matinees please
More matinees please
Who is that
May 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Who is that
Pretty great idea.
I hope the they like rutabagas!
I hope the they like rutabagas!
May 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pretty great idea.
I hope the they like rutabagas!
I hope the they like rutabagas!
Coconut Gouda from Italian centre.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
May 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Coconut Gouda from Italian centre.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
31% Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
31% bulldog
38% Lhasa apso
100% lub
31% bulldog
38% Lhasa apso
100% lub
May 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
31% Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
31% bulldog
38% Lhasa apso
100% lub
31% bulldog
38% Lhasa apso
100% lub