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Rob Clark’s Glistening Beard
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Oilers super fan. I enjoy anthem singers wearing fine bespoke suits. Strong armhair game. Music snob. Always hungry. Fuck you Melon Husk!
SHO EGA ZER
My top “song” of the year

😴
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
We are destined to be tortured by Wallstedt for the next 15 years 😩
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Stuart “🎢” Skinner
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Day 13 of slowly watching my mom die of congestive heart failure in hospice.

This is the darkest timeline.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is it finally time to call up Connor Ingraooooh holy fuck
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
wtf is a whereabouts failure
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
At least one player had the time of his life tonight
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You can’t stop (checks notes) Nathan Bastian
You can only hope to contain him
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If this gets overturned we riot
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Release the Clatten
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That Bichsel is huge.
But there is a 17 yo Russian going to the OHL who is 7’0” 278.

Lawd
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Look what happens when you pump Bouch’s tires lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rob 💔
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fuck off with that shit @sportsnetpr.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Look out Florida
IT'S CLATTENBURG TIME!
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck
That is fucking brutal
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Worst high danger scoring chance sv%, and worst low danger sv%
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think I’m done giving Darrell the business for his muffins. It’s like he finally found a stick pattern that gives him zip.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The decimation of Kulak continues
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
$3.8 million worth of dumb there
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
2 big chances for Howard and one for Savoie there. Hit the net
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That can’t be right
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In doubt?

No.

#neverindoubt
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Stopstopitsalreadydead.gif
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM