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Ohshi
@ohshidash.bsky.social
Professional Esports Commentator and Consultant | 20 years of FPS/BR/FGC/MOBA |
Husband | Father | He/Him | auDHD |
ohshidash@gmail.com | Ontario 🇨🇦
https://ko-fi.com/ohshidash
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Hi chat!

I'm an esports commentator station in the capital city of Canada!

I've been doing commentary for 10 years, with 20 years of esports history total, ranging from player to TO to C-suite staff in an org.

Previously competed in Halo 2.
Current commentary:
- Apex
- League of Legends
- ??????
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"This use of GenAI is fine because VAs signed contracts to relinquish their rights".

Well yeah, have you seen what happens to those who don't want to sign off on this? Can you really call that consent when the alternative is losing (or never getting) a job?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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🌟PUGMMISSION🌟
TYSM @amberbub.bsky.social for this
special and spooky commission!👻

"Bustin"

Song Edit from Ghostbusters Theme
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Went to the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons with my wife tonight. Absolutely incredible experience. 10/10 would recommend going more than once.
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Like, I feel really stupid for feeling this way, but I trusted.
We'd talked about this.

Worse, I considered you friends.

Was it just all business? Did i fuck up somewhere and just wasn't told?
Dedicating dozens if not hundreds of free hours to an org only to not even be told about their biggest event ever because they could get a slightly bigger name.

What ever happened to respect within esports?
October 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dedicating dozens if not hundreds of free hours to an org only to not even be told about their biggest event ever because they could get a slightly bigger name.

What ever happened to respect within esports?
October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Idiot Coworker: "oh I don't keep up with the news"

Me: "yea, we all know"

"What? How?"

"well, you asked our Palestinian coworker if he was planning to go home for Christmas"

"Well yea I- Wait, do Muslims not celebrate Christmas?"

"He's not Muslim"

"Then what's wrong with asking that?"
a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this
August 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh boy...
Well done Alexa 😑
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Me to my 2XKO duo partner when I'm on point and the Yasuo oki is incoming.
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I’m spending this week with my godmother, who is a 94 year old Holocaust refugee.

She says “I didn’t escape Nazi Germany to deal with a country like this. The Nazis were scary, but at least you knew what to expect. This government is worse.”
September 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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lol. It's this meme in real life.
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Best description of GPT I've ever seen
the ugliest nerds you’ve ever seen have invented a sycophantic parrot that lives inside the computer in exchange for all our money and 3” of sea level
September 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Been low-key under the weather all summer but getting out to the masquerade ball with my handsome prince had me feeling ✨golden☀️⭐️💛✨
September 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The only hope of uniting this country is in our shared hatred of health insurance companies. We should lean into that.
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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this is very exciting for me because I co-wrote this movie, along with you and everyone else who has ever posted words on the internet
OpenAI confirms they're helping make an AI-generated movie called 'Critterz'

• Goal is to finish production in 9 months
• Budget is ~$30M
• Plan is to debut the film at Canne
• 'Paddington 3' writers penned the script
• Art will be fed into Chat GPT 5 and other image models

(via WSJ)
September 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Numbers always tend to benefit the left
September 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Back in MY day, I had to take one million screenshots and sometimes guess about some of the details on a cosplay so I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE IS AN OFFICIAL GUIDE AND IT INCLUDES MY EYEBROW CUT 😭♥️
Cosplay Guide 🪡

For all of our fans that cosplay, we've put together a detailed guide for Atsu!

Find details such as 👇
-Mask
-Clothing
-Armor
-Weapons

and even her Shamisen!

Find the full guide here (scroll to the bottom!) ➡️ ghostofyotei.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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P.H. Nargeolet, who died on the Titan submersible, was one of the foremost Titanic experts in the world.

He knew the Titan was problematic. But he thought that if he was there when tragedy struck, maybe he could use his expertise to help.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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But whether or not he was well-meaning, the fact is that P.H. Nargeolet’s presence lent legitimacy to OceanGate’s operation. His name drew people in, and kept them there. And some died with him.

When people told me I was a reason they were staying on Xitter, I knew it was time to go.

Don’t be P.H.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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In Trump’s America, Kennedy kills you!
isn't being a kennedy suppose to kill you, isn't that their whole deal is that they die
August 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Giant Squid doing layoffs after SoTS released to glowing reviews is a prime example of how the industry is currently broken.
August 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM