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Ohshi
@ohshidash.bsky.social
Professional Esports Commentator and Consultant |
20 years of FPS/BR/FGC/MOBA |
Husband | Father | He/Him | auDHD |
ohshidash@gmail.com | Ontario 🇨🇦
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Always looking for more events to commentate!

Games I know:
Smash Ult
StarCraft 2
Rainbow Six: Siege
TFT
Valorant
Marvel Rivals
Bazaar

Games I could quickly learn:
Overwatch/2
CS-2
NBA/NHL/NFL
COD
BF

And definitely more!
Hi chat!

I'm an esports commentator station in the capital city of Canada!

I've been doing commentary for 10 years, with 20 years of esports history total, ranging from player to TO to C-suite staff in an org.

Previously competed in Halo 2.
Current commentary:
- Apex
- League of Legends
- ??????
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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No 001 Bulbasaur
#pokemon #bulbasaur
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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No 002
Ivysaur
#pokemon
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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No 003
Venusaur
#pokemon #venusaur
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Charmeleon
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Charizard
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Wortortle
#pokemon #pokemonart
February 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Blastoise
#Pokemonart #blastoise
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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"you had 25 years that's probably good enough" THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.
Uhhh, what, hahaha, this will be crippling for animation
helpx.adobe.com/animate/kb/e...
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Squirtle
#squirtle
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Charmander
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I don't think Americans have been liked anywhere in the world since.....

uh....

Well...
you: Americans are hated around the world

me, an old person who grew up during the bush era, lighting your cigarette: first time?
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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he did it he made his brand worse. we didn't think it was possible but he did it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If you don't use Oxford commas where necessary) in professional writing, I have no choice but to assume that you are partially illiterate.

I don't make the rules.
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
US based Esports is dead
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If you aren't putting a Tim Hortons level of cream cheese on your bagels, what's wrong with you?
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Read this story and decide if this is the America you want to live in.

ICE saw a Latino man driving a car. Chased him down and rammed him. Just because he wasn’t white.

He was just a guy - an American citizen - driving to the auto shop.
ICE rams car in south Minneapolis while profiling Latino driver
ICE agents rammed into a man’s car in south Minneapolis Monday afternoon while profiling the Latino driver.
sahanjournal.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM