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laura
@ohonestly.bsky.social
😌🙃 nyc via ohio. marketing consultant, creative director, copywriter, podcast producer, morning person. my interests are varied & ridiculous. nevernotmedia.com
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I made a cross stitch pattern! It's a stylized map of NYC's 41 Broadway theaters. You can snag it as a PDF download from the lil Etsy shop I just launched:
nevernotmediastudio.etsy.com/listing/1887...
It is one of the delights of my life to ongoingly receive audio message updates from @hellsdanielles.bsky.social about the random-ass shows she's watching. Today: "Elsbeth, just so you know, has been thrown in prison with all the people she put there with her keen investigative eye"
May 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is where I'm at
Social media and self-selected news have made society essentially ungovernable. Functioning societies can't exist when residents under a single governing authority inhabit completely different realities.

America won't be fixed until we reconcile this.
April 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"let's do a minisode," we said. "maybe like 20 minutes" we said
🚨 EMERGENCY POD 🚨🚨🚨 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW WHY!! IT'S EPISODE 206 ⤵️🦅

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#206: Spiders Ovi — You Can't Do That
"Euthanasia like a horse."
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April 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I love pod, Ovi, and losing to the Islanders on Sunday afternoons
🚨 EMERGENCY POD 🚨🚨🚨 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW WHY!! IT'S EPISODE 206 ⤵️🦅

Spotify tinyurl.com/ycdt206s
Apple tinyurl.com/ycdt206ap
tinyurl.com/ycdt206n
#206: Spiders Ovi — You Can't Do That
"Euthanasia like a horse."
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April 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"They got the shooter in BH-2"

The guy in BH-2:
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[Bob from Bob's Burgers voice] Oh my god @hellsdanielles.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I was vehemently anti-Torts when the Flyers hired him but damn it, the ornery bastard grew on me. I'm bummed!!! I don't think he's The Problem w this team right now! nytimes.com/athletic/6235254/2025/03/27/flyers-fire-john-tortorella/
Flyers fire John Tortorella after 3 seasons, name Brad Shaw interim coach
Tortorella had been the Flyers' coach since 2022-23, going 97-107-33 with the rebuilding team.
www.nytimes.com
March 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
[unholy shrieking]
hello ok i am awake what did i miss
tell me every thing
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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pls
March 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"We've replaced the largely 1-way street of mass media w/ not even just a 2-way street of mass media & the internet, like we had in the 2010s, but an infinitely expanding intersection of cars that all think they have the right of way" 🙃 garbageday.email/p/when-was-the-last-time-you-felt-consensus
When was the last time you felt consensus?
Read to the end for the perfect date
www.garbageday.email
March 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I made a cross stitch pattern! It's a stylized map of NYC's 41 Broadway theaters. You can snag it as a PDF download from the lil Etsy shop I just launched:
nevernotmediastudio.etsy.com/listing/1887...
March 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
lollll not me and my neighbor blasting the new Haim song at the same time. Ladies of taste
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It took over a decade of active theatergoing but with today's matinee of Gypsy I've finally seen a show in every single Broadway theater, AMA
March 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Shoutout to the ESPN scorebug LYING that it's the first period when it is, in fact, the second
March 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is the only Eric Adams tiktok we need tbh imo. It's a masterpiece. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2C8K2G6/
this was cathartic and a good use of my time and free will and i’m glad i did it #ericadams #nyc #mayor #clown
TikTok video by duhdanielleduh
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March 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Is Jack Hughes "injured" or is he "time traveling back to 1993 to guest star on Law & Order"
March 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Theirs is a vision of life free of all personal affronts, where they are never forced to deal in any meaningful way with the reality of other people. [...] I think there's a better way to live." @brandyjensen.bsky.social defector.com/i-will-take-...
I Will Take An Annoying World Over A Sterile One | Defector
This week we’re running a small package of essays on the topic of nuisances. Why? That’s an annoying question. Last year, I started an essay with the following sentence: “Too often these days I find m...
defector.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"There is a time and place for solipsism, but it is not while coming to a dead stop just after stepping off a crowded escalator." - @barryp.bsky.social defector.com/there-are-ot...
There Are Other People In The World | Defector
Pay attention to the things around you! Be aware of the space you take up, and the space other people take up, and when those two things might come into conflict!
defector.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Found my dream wallpaper in an episode of Law & Order from 1993
March 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Four Nations giving out gold medals AND a cup trophy like "Would a 'pointless' tournament have THESE??"
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Yeeeesh, the white HP logos on the front/back wings and engine cover of the SF-25. Hideous. If enforcing your brand logo guidelines means basically defacing the Ferrari you've spent millions to sponsor, you're doing branding AND sponsorship wrong
February 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
. @hellsdanielles.bsky.social's review of Ray Romano: "Like if Adam Sandler was self-conscious"
February 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I know I'm hockeypilled bc whenever these football players willfully and maturely extract themselves from a huge tackle pile on the ground instead of fully pausing the game to whale on each other like idiots I'm lowkey disappointed
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Loomer 😒
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM