Michael✨
@ohnomiko.bsky.social
MPLS • Virgo • he/him
Drinking my water, minding my biz
Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social
IG: @miko_chaymbuhz
Drinking my water, minding my biz
Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social
IG: @miko_chaymbuhz
Pinned
Christmas shopping and debating between an entire truckload of new th*ngs or something actually useful for my husband
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Christmas shopping and debating between an entire truckload of new th*ngs or something actually useful for my husband
been way too productive/trapped in zoom meetings for a Friday morning. now accepting recommendations on how to offset that with an unproductive Friday afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
been way too productive/trapped in zoom meetings for a Friday morning. now accepting recommendations on how to offset that with an unproductive Friday afternoon.
Sorry, but why would I rate the Reminders app in the App Store
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sorry, but why would I rate the Reminders app in the App Store
followed a random hot guy public snapchat account and he asked for a face pic and when i sent one he blocked me
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
followed a random hot guy public snapchat account and he asked for a face pic and when i sent one he blocked me
Thank god we have new Robyn
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Thank god we have new Robyn
Everyone else taking a week off work: no changes, everything goes smoothly, returns with no issues, looks refreshed and relaxed
Me when I take two days off: 4873 emails, nothing gets done, war/famine/disease outbreak, somehow paler than when I left, in the distance sirens
Me when I take two days off: 4873 emails, nothing gets done, war/famine/disease outbreak, somehow paler than when I left, in the distance sirens
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Everyone else taking a week off work: no changes, everything goes smoothly, returns with no issues, looks refreshed and relaxed
Me when I take two days off: 4873 emails, nothing gets done, war/famine/disease outbreak, somehow paler than when I left, in the distance sirens
Me when I take two days off: 4873 emails, nothing gets done, war/famine/disease outbreak, somehow paler than when I left, in the distance sirens
Well damn. What a Tuesday night.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well damn. What a Tuesday night.
Gorgeous light show and the most extreme “Wicked: For Good” promo seen tonight
🩷💚🌌
🩷💚🌌
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Gorgeous light show and the most extreme “Wicked: For Good” promo seen tonight
🩷💚🌌
🩷💚🌌
I’ve been staying at my aunt’s Florida home with my mom for the last three days and I can’t put into words how bad I need to be back home good fucking god
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve been staying at my aunt’s Florida home with my mom for the last three days and I can’t put into words how bad I need to be back home good fucking god
Alexa, play bitch better have my money
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alexa, play bitch better have my money
In a world of Dick Durbin’s, be a Tina Smith.
Look who’s retiring and still looking out for her constituents. It’s not that hard.
Look who’s retiring and still looking out for her constituents. It’s not that hard.
I will not support this bill that completely fails to help Americans afford their health care.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In a world of Dick Durbin’s, be a Tina Smith.
Look who’s retiring and still looking out for her constituents. It’s not that hard.
Look who’s retiring and still looking out for her constituents. It’s not that hard.
girl fuck you
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
girl fuck you
Reposted by Michael✨
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
🚨Mamma Mia back on Delta flights🚨
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
🚨Mamma Mia back on Delta flights🚨
found the family with the noisy kids toy that I will inevitably be seated next to on this flight
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
found the family with the noisy kids toy that I will inevitably be seated next to on this flight
The winner of that lipsync? You HAVE to be joking. Rupaul get your gd eyes checked…
#dragraceuk
#dragraceuk
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The winner of that lipsync? You HAVE to be joking. Rupaul get your gd eyes checked…
#dragraceuk
#dragraceuk
holy fuck this rosalía album
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
holy fuck this rosalía album
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Listening to the most snubbed album at the 2026 Grammys
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Listening to the most snubbed album at the 2026 Grammys
Taking a little blue pill* after work today 😏
*Aleve
*Aleve
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Taking a little blue pill* after work today 😏
*Aleve
*Aleve
