have you tried to impress jodie foster lately?

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true

KEY PART

No way he’s going to turn out to be hotter than Luigi, though.

Not to downplay the serious senior speed on display above, but this is Ella and Lou, aged 15 and 10. Ella being the smaller, older, faster one.

I think it’s worse than that. It’s actual retirement (quit working before you die) that gen z understandably assumes they’ll never see.

Seconded. Companies will do awful stuff if it helps their bottom line, so I have a hard time imagining them all continuing to do basic stuff like cleaning production lines so I don’t get sick from a product that shouldn’t have gluten in it. Those with more severe allergies are in an even worse boat.

I’ve had two panic attacks in my life - one on the middle school track and the other on the high school track. Specifically because of diabolical “race” ideas cooked up by gym teachers.

A little afraid there’s a miniseries in our future about how one of your followers took your post from yesterday a little too seriously.

Guys we need to make this place more fun for comedians