chloe
@ohhushchloe.bsky.social
a baby but only by trade union standards.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
who needs canva godparent or bridesmaid requests when you can be the single clumsy friend
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
who needs canva godparent or bridesmaid requests when you can be the single clumsy friend
thinking about the time i was getting ready for surgery and my little brother told me i was walking really well considering i was about to have my knee fixed and i realised he wasn’t aware i was having a breast reduction
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
thinking about the time i was getting ready for surgery and my little brother told me i was walking really well considering i was about to have my knee fixed and i realised he wasn’t aware i was having a breast reduction
my brain, no context: IL COCCODRILLO COME FA (wa wa wa wa waaah) NON C'E NESSUNO CHE LO SA (wa wa wa wa waaaah)
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my brain, no context: IL COCCODRILLO COME FA (wa wa wa wa waaah) NON C'E NESSUNO CHE LO SA (wa wa wa wa waaaah)
the fun thing about having an unstable torn meniscus in one knee and osteoarthritis plus previously repaired meniscus in the other knee is the interesting rhythms that my knees produce just by walking. there's a definite metronome of clicks on one side, but a nice jazzy pop from both here and there.
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
the fun thing about having an unstable torn meniscus in one knee and osteoarthritis plus previously repaired meniscus in the other knee is the interesting rhythms that my knees produce just by walking. there's a definite metronome of clicks on one side, but a nice jazzy pop from both here and there.
thinking about how michael d's first election was the first time i voted and then realising that based on term limits that was somehow fourteen years ago
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thinking about how michael d's first election was the first time i voted and then realising that based on term limits that was somehow fourteen years ago
lol
Top 3 after the Rhythm Dance at Grand Prix de France
🇬🇧 Lilah Fear/Lewis Gibson
🇱🇹 Allison Reed/Saulius Ambrulevicius
🇫🇷 Laurence Fournier Beaudry/Guillaume Cizeron
📸: B
🇬🇧 Lilah Fear/Lewis Gibson
🇱🇹 Allison Reed/Saulius Ambrulevicius
🇫🇷 Laurence Fournier Beaudry/Guillaume Cizeron
📸: B
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
lol
every year i try a pumpkin spice latte and every year i am absolutely disgusted
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
every year i try a pumpkin spice latte and every year i am absolutely disgusted
and as i dragged my suitcase through the streets of brussels, ready for a weekend of blistering debate between young trade unionists in vilnius, i realised: i'd forgotten to bring clothes, socks or underpants for the next few days
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
and as i dragged my suitcase through the streets of brussels, ready for a weekend of blistering debate between young trade unionists in vilnius, i realised: i'd forgotten to bring clothes, socks or underpants for the next few days
nah i want to do some kind of scream therapy because how have i done the same injury for the third time and somehow on the opposite side
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
nah i want to do some kind of scream therapy because how have i done the same injury for the third time and somehow on the opposite side
six years ago i found out i needed a v annoying surgery on my right knee while the song 'sucker' by the jonas brothers was playing, and i still get shivers when i hear it. today i was told i need the same surgery on my left knee. i left the hospital, went to the metro - and 'sucker' was playing.
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
six years ago i found out i needed a v annoying surgery on my right knee while the song 'sucker' by the jonas brothers was playing, and i still get shivers when i hear it. today i was told i need the same surgery on my left knee. i left the hospital, went to the metro - and 'sucker' was playing.
they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
belgian horror story: you are on a nice, calm train in a carriage with only a few others. you stop at central. a few get off. twenty something male scouts get on. every single one has a scooter. everything smells like damp BO.
October 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
belgian horror story: you are on a nice, calm train in a carriage with only a few others. you stop at central. a few get off. twenty something male scouts get on. every single one has a scooter. everything smells like damp BO.
thinking about the time my parents sent me to bible camp (because my best friend didn’t want to go alone and i was up for the craic) but sent me with something they thought was a bible but turned out to be some free promo book some church gave out at mum’s work
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thinking about the time my parents sent me to bible camp (because my best friend didn’t want to go alone and i was up for the craic) but sent me with something they thought was a bible but turned out to be some free promo book some church gave out at mum’s work
technology is bad: my phone keeps autocorrecting burek to burke
October 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
technology is bad: my phone keeps autocorrecting burek to burke
how she labels her alarms will give insight into the madness in her soul
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
how she labels her alarms will give insight into the madness in her soul
feel the need to inform the crafting world that my circular knitting needles were ridiculously confiscated and disposed of in brussels airport today. yet another reason not to fly, i suppose.
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
feel the need to inform the crafting world that my circular knitting needles were ridiculously confiscated and disposed of in brussels airport today. yet another reason not to fly, i suppose.
i know this platform isn’t cool because my joanna newsom post didn’t do numbers and nobody’s even posting about new music from the format. it’s like nobody even cares about their mid 00s indie steet cred.
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i know this platform isn’t cool because my joanna newsom post didn’t do numbers and nobody’s even posting about new music from the format. it’s like nobody even cares about their mid 00s indie steet cred.
every time i see newsom mentioned i'm going to presume joanna newsom is running for president and andy samberg is going to be the first lady
October 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
every time i see newsom mentioned i'm going to presume joanna newsom is running for president and andy samberg is going to be the first lady
i just think the world would be a better place if society had given britney spears the help she needed when she needed it. we've missed so many bangers that could have brought us together, and i fear it might be too late.
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i just think the world would be a better place if society had given britney spears the help she needed when she needed it. we've missed so many bangers that could have brought us together, and i fear it might be too late.
am i too old to be watching the office for the first time since i was about fifteen? or am i simply burnt from eight years of office work? because i cannot handle this nonsense
October 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
am i too old to be watching the office for the first time since i was about fifteen? or am i simply burnt from eight years of office work? because i cannot handle this nonsense
i have discovered that apparently TERFs want gender segregated medical facilities? what planet do they live on? a delightful planet where women and men are encouraged to practice different medical occupations and specialties equally and staff shortages have magically evaporated?
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i have discovered that apparently TERFs want gender segregated medical facilities? what planet do they live on? a delightful planet where women and men are encouraged to practice different medical occupations and specialties equally and staff shortages have magically evaporated?
thinking about the guy (seller, not random person) who gave me free ginger at the market today. was it because he could hear how horrifically congested i am? or was it because i am extremely ginger?
September 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
thinking about the guy (seller, not random person) who gave me free ginger at the market today. was it because he could hear how horrifically congested i am? or was it because i am extremely ginger?
my fave with the most confusing medal
September 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my fave with the most confusing medal
keep thinking about the meditation course my sister is doing at the irish cultural centre in london and her quest to find her mnátra
September 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
keep thinking about the meditation course my sister is doing at the irish cultural centre in london and her quest to find her mnátra
there’s a guy on the metro who looks like mursel from #90dayfiance. perhaps there is bee legislation to be lobbied on in brussels.
September 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
there’s a guy on the metro who looks like mursel from #90dayfiance. perhaps there is bee legislation to be lobbied on in brussels.