chloe
@ohhushchloe.bsky.social
a baby but only by trade union standards.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
with all the love and admiration in the world for kristen, GB really needs to reflect on why it is that their best option for the olympics is to send a seriously injured skater who is physically incapable of more than a single axel and how that bodes for their future. #milanocortina #figureskating
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
with all the love and admiration in the world for kristen, GB really needs to reflect on why it is that their best option for the olympics is to send a seriously injured skater who is physically incapable of more than a single axel and how that bodes for their future. #milanocortina #figureskating
need to crowdsource some info: brussels people, how long did it take you to buy a place, from starting the search to moving in?
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
need to crowdsource some info: brussels people, how long did it take you to buy a place, from starting the search to moving in?
dutch big boss, opening the monday all staff meeting: chloe and i may be tired today as we were up late watching pairs skating
this led to far more questions from colleagues than was needed
#milanocortina #figureskating
this led to far more questions from colleagues than was needed
#milanocortina #figureskating
February 16, 2026 at 9:48 AM
dutch big boss, opening the monday all staff meeting: chloe and i may be tired today as we were up late watching pairs skating
this led to far more questions from colleagues than was needed
#milanocortina #figureskating
this led to far more questions from colleagues than was needed
#milanocortina #figureskating
my favourite pair with an absurdly spelled name should be in second but i’m too delighted for them to complain much #milanocortina #figureskating
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
my favourite pair with an absurdly spelled name should be in second but i’m too delighted for them to complain much #milanocortina #figureskating
HBO/tnt/whatever commentators not mentioning denis ten once so far seems unbelievably wrong. misha’s win is built on a legacy and this win is so much more special with that legacy in mind.
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
HBO/tnt/whatever commentators not mentioning denis ten once so far seems unbelievably wrong. misha’s win is built on a legacy and this win is so much more special with that legacy in mind.
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
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Joke of a goddamn sport, I cannot
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Joke of a goddamn sport, I cannot
i have seen them fall more than any other dance team this season, i have seen them (with mine own eyes) make mistakes that they should never get away with, i have seen them play victim all season when real victims are out there, and yet i am surprised and sick
#milancortina #figureskating
#milancortina #figureskating
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
i have seen them fall more than any other dance team this season, i have seen them (with mine own eyes) make mistakes that they should never get away with, i have seen them play victim all season when real victims are out there, and yet i am surprised and sick
#milancortina #figureskating
#milancortina #figureskating
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Guillaume nearly fell at least 3 times in that program…
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Guillaume nearly fell at least 3 times in that program…
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
“the georgian pair who got married four years ago, prompted by absolutely nothing nobody check what their original country did just before they got married four years ago”
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“the georgian pair who got married four years ago, prompted by absolutely nothing nobody check what their original country did just before they got married four years ago”
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
so delighted that one of my photos is in here, absolutely no artist credit needed
We Didn’t Start the Fire (But it’s all the ways the EU has ruined environmental protection in the last three years) with @greenpeace.eu #ad
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
so delighted that one of my photos is in here, absolutely no artist credit needed
they say never go to bed angry but actually it’s healthy to go to bed angry it you’re angry at FBC
#milanocortina
#milanocortina
Imagine going 90+ with twizzles that looked as bad as that…
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
they say never go to bed angry but actually it’s healthy to go to bed angry it you’re angry at FBC
#milanocortina
#milanocortina
this is the program i was referring to here. i need them to bring it back as an exhibition next year with you’re gonna go far kid instead of come out and play, need it
#milanocortina
#milanocortina
this is exceedingly specific but i wonder if david/smoking ever considered putting you’re gonna go far kid with pretty fly for the rhythm dance? because i would like that
#figureskating #icedance
#figureskating #icedance
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
this is the program i was referring to here. i need them to bring it back as an exhibition next year with you’re gonna go far kid instead of come out and play, need it
#milanocortina
#milanocortina
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Imagine going 90+ with twizzles that looked as bad as that…
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Imagine going 90+ with twizzles that looked as bad as that…
“you can’t get enough of ricky martin, can you”
i agreed with this commentator until i sat through the rhythm dance at europeans in sheffield, i expect the same to happen tonight
#milanocortina #figureskating #icedance
i agreed with this commentator until i sat through the rhythm dance at europeans in sheffield, i expect the same to happen tonight
#milanocortina #figureskating #icedance
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
“you can’t get enough of ricky martin, can you”
i agreed with this commentator until i sat through the rhythm dance at europeans in sheffield, i expect the same to happen tonight
#milanocortina #figureskating #icedance
i agreed with this commentator until i sat through the rhythm dance at europeans in sheffield, i expect the same to happen tonight
#milanocortina #figureskating #icedance
can’t sleep. crying over charlène/marco/matteo finally having their olympic medals.
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
can’t sleep. crying over charlène/marco/matteo finally having their olympic medals.
#milanocortina #figureskating
#milanocortina #figureskating
japan absolutely robbed #milanocortina #figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
japan absolutely robbed #milanocortina #figureskating
absolutely sobbing into my cookie dough at matteo rizzo - that team all deserves this so much #milanocortina #figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
absolutely sobbing into my cookie dough at matteo rizzo - that team all deserves this so much #milanocortina #figureskating
queen sharknaki needs to LOCK IN #figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
queen sharknaki needs to LOCK IN #figureskating
my roman empire is that i witnessed ilia malinin get silver (to adam siao him fa) and had the extraordinary fortune to fall totally in love with lukas britschgi and yuma kagiyama in the SAME COMPETITION #figureskating #olympics #winterolympics
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
my roman empire is that i witnessed ilia malinin get silver (to adam siao him fa) and had the extraordinary fortune to fall totally in love with lukas britschgi and yuma kagiyama in the SAME COMPETITION #figureskating #olympics #winterolympics
marco and charlene robbed
Team Event - Rhythm Dance results #MilanoCortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
marco and charlene robbed
thinking about the guy on the metro who loudly told his pal “don’t work there bro, it’s total slavery” when we passed through the stop for the european commission; wondering if he knows what slavery is
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
thinking about the guy on the metro who loudly told his pal “don’t work there bro, it’s total slavery” when we passed through the stop for the european commission; wondering if he knows what slavery is
where is the account that i presume exists which posts screenshots from 30 rock which are uncomfortably relevant to modern current affairs?
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
where is the account that i presume exists which posts screenshots from 30 rock which are uncomfortably relevant to modern current affairs?
i counted twelve phone cover/repair shops between porte de namur and fernand cocq on my way home tonight
when i requested an investigation into the shops on chaussée d’ixelles this was not the standard i was hoping for bsky.app/profile/ohhu...
who is going to investigate how every single shop that’s closed on chaussée d’ixelles in the last year (at least four?) has been replaced with a phone case shop? as if there weren’t already about five?
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i counted twelve phone cover/repair shops between porte de namur and fernand cocq on my way home tonight